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Funny story: Sadism is a drug of choice UN warns Saudis

Sadism is a drug of choice UN warns Saudis

UN HQ, New York - (Preposterous Mess): Fundamentalist Wahhabi floggers, lapidationists and amputation fanatics have been warned by the UN Security Council that sadism is a top recreational attraction along with opiates, alcohol or crack cocaine.

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Funny story: Floggings, beheadings & amputations: Saudi treaty agreed end in exchange for new oilfields data

Floggings, beheadings & amputations: Saudi treaty agreed end in exchange for new oilfields data

Riyadh, Sordid Arabia - (Ass Mess): Strained diplomatic relations with the Saudis are at breaking point this weekend following revelations about the signing of a 1980 treaty banning all orgiastic cruelty in exchange for new oil discoveries.

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Funny story: Saudi Murder Victim To Be Executed

Saudi Murder Victim To Be Executed

RIYADH - A 40-year-old Saudi businessman has been sentenced to death by the Saudi General Court after heinously refusing to prevent his own murder.

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Funny story: Saudi Arabia is a free country for camels not for women.

Saudi Arabia is a free country for camels not for women.

In Saudi Arabia, camels can go wherever they want but not women,...

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Funny story: Saudi Ambassador to London in the dock on £3 million gun-buying rampage

Saudi Ambassador to London in the dock on £3 million gun-buying rampage

London - (Diplomatic Immunity Mess): If last month's Halloween official state visit by the king of Sordid Arabia may have seemed a little frosty in diplomatic circles there is certainly worse to come.

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Funny story: Queen's Rolls-Royce Phantom fumigated after Saudi state visit

Queen's Rolls-Royce Phantom fumigated after Saudi state visit

Buckingham Palace - (Rotters): The royal fleet of limousines including the Queen's flagship £250,000 Rolls-Royce Phantom has had to be fumigated after the corpulent king of Sordid Arabia's state visit ended with him commandeering it for the j...

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Funny story: Brown Applauds Saudi Leader's Jokes/Policies

Brown Applauds Saudi Leader's Jokes/Policies

Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz, the King Of Saudi Arabia, yesterday impressed British ministers, both with his politics and his inimitable humour. In conversation with MP's before the royal dinner Mr Aziz was questioned about the Saudi Arabian policies...

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Funny story: Fraud Squad says Saudi king is Mossad plant

Fraud Squad says Saudi king is Mossad plant

New Scotland Yard, London - (Assinine Mess): The head of the UK Serious & Disorganised Fraud Squad says the visiting King of Sordid Arabia is a Mossad plant whose DNA is closer to the notorious Romanov family hypnotist Rasputin than to the Bedu roots...

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Funny story: Beware the hex of Samhain Eve Saudi monarch told

Beware the hex of Samhain Eve Saudi monarch told

Buckingham Palace - (Prophetic Mess): The three day state visit of Saudi Arabia's corpulent and badly hair-dyed King Abdullah is hexed by a Halloween curse that will bring down the Hellfire Club's Puppet Monarchy according to latest soothsayi...

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Funny story: Saudi camels 'buggered into oblivion'

Saudi camels 'buggered into oblivion'

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - (Bactrian Ass Mess): Over 2,000 Saudi Arabian camels have died in mysterious circumstances during the last three months according to the country's chief veterinary officer.

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Funny story: Iraq Become Giants Of World Football

Iraq Become Giants Of World Football

There was at last something to celebrate in Iraq over the weekend, when the Iraqi national football team lifted the Asian Cup trophy after beating the pre-tournament favourites Saudi Arabia

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Funny story: All We Need is War

All We Need is War

(The following document was discovered at the headquarters of Halliburton, recently relocated to Saudi Arabia)...

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Funny story: Oil Hits $100, U.S. Invades Saudi Arabia

Oil Hits $100, U.S. Invades Saudi Arabia

Washington -- Crude oil today topped $100 per barrel in heavy trading. At a 9 a.m. EST news conference, President Bush announced the United States would be invading Saudi Arabia in "Operation Refinery Freedom." According to the Preside...

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Funny story: Saudi Arabia Erupts Into War of Succession over Death of King Fahd, Shuts Off Oil Exports

Saudi Arabia Erupts Into War of Succession over Death of King Fahd, Shuts Off Oil Exports

RIYADH (AFP)-The price of crude oil has hit US$493 a barrel after a war of succession for the Saudi Arabian Crown quickly erupted following the death of King Fahd on August 1.

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Funny story: Saudi Arabia vows to boost Sunscreen oil production - but Kyoto would prefer Americans lose weight

Saudi Arabia vows to boost Sunscreen oil production - but Kyoto would prefer Americans lose weight

Saudi Arabia, the world's leading Sunscreen oil exporter and producer has announced a $50 billion plan to massively expand its Sunscreen oil production in what U.S. officials described as a ‘very ambitious' attempt to stem the boiling oil prices...

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Funny story: Arab Terrorists: Give Back Numbers

Arab Terrorists: Give Back Numbers

Arab terrorists today demanded the return of all Arabic numerals held in the west. Standing before ancient inscriptions containing Arabic numerals in an unnamed town in what is now Saudi Arabia, a hooded group calling itself "Bin al Wahoud" claimed...

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Funny story: Safety Measures For Next Year's Hajj

Safety Measures For Next Year's Hajj

MINA, Saudi Arabia - At least 244 people were trampled to death and hundreds more hurt under the crush of worshippers in one of the deadliest disasters during the annual Muslim pilgrimage to Mecca and Medina.

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