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Funny story: Sarah Palin Admits She Hates Not Being In The National Spotlight

Sarah Palin Admits She Hates Not Being In The National Spotlight

WASILLA, Alaska - There is probably no one more depressed in the United States than the former governor or Alaska, Sarah "Snowflake" Palin. According to her husband Todd, Sarah has been so despondent ever since she was fired from her cush job at F...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Reveals 3 Things That She Will Not Discuss

Sarah Palin Reveals 3 Things That She Will Not Discuss

WASILLA, Alaska - Todd Palin has stated that his wife Sarah has been so depressed lately that she hasn't even shot a moose, caribou, or reindeer in over four days. Todd said that it is unlike his manly wife not to go out and get in a state-owned h...

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Funny story: Political Facebook: Kim Jong Un, Dennis Rodman, and Sarah Palin

Political Facebook: Kim Jong Un, Dennis Rodman, and Sarah Palin

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Kim Jong Un: Hello Dennis are you there? 8:13 a.m. Dennis Rodman: Right here Kimmy. What's up dude? 8:16 a.m. Kim Jong Un: Oh nothing much. I was just having a bowl of rice pudding and reading the latest issue of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. 8:19 a.m. Dennis Rodman: Say bro, I sure have been hearing a lot of bad stuff about you lately. 8:21 a.m. Kim Jong Un...

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Funny story: GOP Acquires Carnival Cruise Lines for 'Fun and Profit'

GOP Acquires Carnival Cruise Lines for 'Fun and Profit'

Somewhere At Sea - Looking to shake its stodgy image and sinking popularity, the Republican Party has purchased Carnival Cruise Lines. The move is designed to rebrand and re-energize the right side of the political spectrum. "From here on out, the...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Gets Put In Her Place By A Little Old Blue-Haired Lady

Sarah Palin Gets Put In Her Place By A Little Old Blue-Haired Lady

CHICAGO - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin was in the Windy City speaking before a gathering of The Retired Teabaggers Party of Illinois. Palin, who has lost so much weight she is beginning to look like a pencil with legs, arms, and a horrific, uncontrolle...

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Funny story: Tina Fey To Write A Song About Taylor Swift

Tina Fey To Write A Song About Taylor Swift

HOLLYWOOD - Amy Poehler apologized to Taylor Swift. Tina Fey says that Kirstie Alley will stop eating cake, pie, and burgers before she apologizes to T-Swizzle. Swift, 23, is still fuming about having Fey and Poehler gang up on her during the rece...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Hits Back At Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

Taylor Swift Hits Back At Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

ASPEN - Taylor Swift was in Colorado getting in some recreational skiing. While in Aspen she revealed to Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole that she is still very upset with the sarcastically sophomoric remarks made about her by Tina...

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Funny story: Alaska Admits It Has Developed An Atomic Bomb

Alaska Admits It Has Developed An Atomic Bomb

JUNEAU, Alaska - After months of diligent research The Amalgamated Department of Data Gathering, which is based in Chicago, is reporting some astounding news. According to ADDG representative Bagby B. Buckleybox his agency has learned that the sta...

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Funny story: John Mayer Says Katy Perry Is A Keeper

John Mayer Says Katy Perry Is A Keeper

VENICE BEACH - John Mayer was spotted at the swank Seashell Sal's Sporting Stuff Shop searching for a brand new tennis racket. A close friend stated that Johnny, who's 35, had recently ruined two expensive tennis rackets when he tossed them agains...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says The Anorexic Rumors Are Nothing But Reindeer Droppings

Sarah Palin Says The Anorexic Rumors Are Nothing But Reindeer Droppings

WASILLA, Alaska - It is no secret that Sarah Palin feels like no one in the Lower 48 cares about her anymore. And according to recent polls the Moose Mama is absolutely right. Even her fellow Republican cronies and cohorts at FOX News made that ab...

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Funny story: Wrestling News - Hulk Hogan To Wrestle Sarah Palin

Wrestling News - Hulk Hogan To Wrestle Sarah Palin

LAS VEGAS - Hulk Hogan, who is known as The Brett Favre of Wrestling, has just announced that he will be coming out of retirement again and returning to the wrestling ring. The Hulkster, whose real name is Terry Bollea, spoke to Hercules Confetti...

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Funny story: Congress To Choose An American For Pope

Congress To Choose An American For Pope

Washington, DC - Calling the health-related retirement of Pope Benedict XVI "a tragic opportunity," congressional leaders have declared that America will field a candidate in the upcoming election for the next pontiff. "It's a free world, isn't it...

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Funny story: FOX Gives Sarah Palin The Boot

FOX Gives Sarah Palin The Boot

NEW YORK CITY - Sarah Palin has just joined the ranks of the unemployed as her employer FOX News has shown her the exit door. According to Savannah Bamboo with Political Salad Bar Magazine, "Reindeer Breath" Palin, 50, was fired due to the fact th...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Refutes The Claim He Dated Bristol Palin

Rob Pattinson Refutes The Claim He Dated Bristol Palin

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Twilight Series movies, Rob Pattinson has stated emphatically that he never dated Bristol "The Pistol" Palin as Joy Behar of The View has suggested. RPattz said that if he were to sit down and make out a list of fe...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Son Track Files For Divorce

Sarah Palin's Son Track Files For Divorce

WASILLA, Alaska - Well after being married for a year and a half Sarah Palin's son Track Palin, 23, has decided to end his marriage to Britta Hanson-Palin, 22. The couple was married in May of 2011, and in August of that year, "Blondie" as Britta...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to write book on 2012 election

Sarah Palin to write book on 2012 election

Former Republican Vice Presidential Candidate and darling of the Tea Party Sarah Palin is to write a book about the 2012 Election. Entitled 'If I'd Ran in it' the book is a step by step account of what she would have done to first win the GOP nom...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Moving Out of The United States

Sarah Palin Moving Out of The United States

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin has informed GOPicky Magazine that she is making plans to leave the country. The former governor of Alaska, who quit in the middle of her term to concentrate on her reality TV show as well as participating...

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