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Funny story: Close call for Santa during Lunar eclipse!

Close call for Santa during Lunar eclipse!

Disorientated by the lunar eclipse, Father Xmas smashed into an asteroid today and was luckily rescued by Russian cosmonauts. He is said to be relatively well and recovering from shock on board the Soyuz space station. NASA says Santa is likely t...

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Funny story: Santa to Visit Only Top 2% in Income!

Santa to Visit Only Top 2% in Income!

In an announcement that rocked the world's population and destroyed the hopes of children around the globe, Santa Claus announced today that he would only be visiting the homes of the top 2% in income in the world. "I have to do it," Santa said w...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin and John Boehner Accuse Trio (Santa Claus/Julian Assange/Barack Obama) of Planning a Sex Attack on Parliament on Christmas Eve Day; WikiLeaks, X Factor, Football to be Unaffected

Sarah Palin and John Boehner Accuse Trio (Santa Claus/Julian Assange/Barack Obama) of Planning a Sex Attack on Parliament on Christmas Eve Day; WikiLeaks, X Factor, Football to be Unaffected

Superfriends Sarah Palin and John Boehner believe they have figured out the "what", the "who", and the "when" -- but the "where" and the "how" remain sketchy. Palin: "I have a source of good intelligence who tells me that those three (Santa Claus,...

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Funny story: Santa Hospitalized After Test Flight; Christmas Travel Doubtful

Santa Hospitalized After Test Flight; Christmas Travel Doubtful

Hospitalized after testing modifications to his sleigh in flight, Santa Claus sustained numerous facial injuries and may not be released from North Pole Community Hospital by December 24th, doctors say. The multiple lacerations and deep cuts rece...

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Funny story: New Labour Scandal as Santa Comes Early and Often! Gets Arrested!

New Labour Scandal as Santa Comes Early and Often! Gets Arrested!

A local man, earning a few extra quid at a local retail shop, was arrested today for gross misconduct after it was found he was enjoying quite remarkable sex with teachers on holiday posing for pictures on his lap, whilst wearing a crotchless red sno...

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Funny story: Controversial Report Published on 'Christmas in England'

Controversial Report Published on 'Christmas in England'

The long-awaited all-party report on 'Christmas in England' was finally published today in time for inclusion in the Queen's Christmas message. The enquiry that led to the report was set up to examine and make recommendations about key controversi...

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Funny story: Exposed: Santa Claus is the Smartest Outlaw Alive!

Exposed: Santa Claus is the Smartest Outlaw Alive!

Stop and think about it for a minute. Santa Claus really is the smartest Outlaw alive! After all he is a stateless person isn't he?!? Living in the north pole, would mean that he may very well fall under international law as a stateless person, thus meaning he doesn't pay any taxes, doesn't have to comply with government regulations and is not subject to municipal fees and charges for everythin...

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Funny story: Santa insane?

Santa insane?

There has been a major crisis at the North Pole as an unidentified elf announced that Santa Clause "aka Chris Kringle" has been admitted into a psychiatric hospital for exacerbation of anxiety. The elf, who wished to remain anonymous and is not a...

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Funny story: Santa gets two years

Santa gets two years

AP "Always Perverted" News - North Pole: Santa sentenced to 2 years in federal prison? A series of bad events apparently sends Santa over the edge. Monday Santa was grounded by the FFA for flight within the US airspace for being unable to...

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Funny story: Anti-Santa strikes homes in Cornwall

Anti-Santa strikes homes in Cornwall

Mass horror in Cornwall today as what has been described as the "Anti-Santa" was witnessed stealing presents from homes in Worsley Dorsley. Mrs. Elena Morris woke up this morning and discovered a leering fat man dressed in green with a lethal sack...

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Funny story: SantaNav leads Father Christmas to Ffestiniog by accident

SantaNav leads Father Christmas to Ffestiniog by accident

Resident's of the greyest town in the world were amazed yesterday as Father Christmas rolled up in his sleigh pulled by several reindeer. Santa was on his way to Finland fir the annual "Father Christmas Look-a-like" festival he has attended every yea...

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Funny story: Apple iPads Deluge Santa with Requests for Gifts

Apple iPads Deluge Santa with Requests for Gifts

"They want it all," Santa complained recently. "Docking stations, outfits (cases, sleeves, skins, and folios), wireless keyboards, games and apps. You name it, they want it." An exhausted Mr. Claus went on to say that the iPads were bold enough...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics sue Santa Claus!

SuBo fanatics sue Santa Claus!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced that they are suing Santa Claus for wearing red. "Only we are allowed to wear anything red. This Claus man has no right to wear red without our express written permission. People...

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Funny story: WikiLeaks Releases Naughty/Nice List

WikiLeaks Releases Naughty/Nice List

LAPLAND & NEW YORK - WikiLeaks, the whistle-blowing website, has leaked names to the naughty/nice list for Santa Claus. The list, which has been one of the planet's most well-kept secret by a private organisation, was leaked yesterday evening,...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Loses Four Elves to Inuit Hunters

Santa Claus Loses Four Elves to Inuit Hunters

North Pole - Santa will be short-handed going into the last phases of toy build-out this year. It seems that a hunting party of Inuits shot four of Santa's elves, mistakenly identifying the elves as seals. Nanook, the head of the hunting party,...

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Funny story: Comet, Vixen, Blitzen Remain Under North Pole House Arrest

Comet, Vixen, Blitzen Remain Under North Pole House Arrest

Fighting charges leveled against them nearly a year ago, some of Santa's key reindeer remain under barn arrest as we approach the 2010 Christmas flight schedule. Forced into driver's safety, social and substance rehabilitation programs after numer...

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Funny story: Wikileaks: Existence of Santa Claus questioned by world governments

Wikileaks: Existence of Santa Claus questioned by world governments

The Wikileaks stream of governmental consciousness has revealed another shocking element to the murky world of international diplomacy. In emails that were released yesterday world leaders were confessing that many of them were sceptical about the ex...

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