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Funny story: Katy Perry opens new sweet shop

Katy Perry opens new sweet shop

Whilst filming the video for one of her songs, 'California Girls', Katy Perry dreamt of a fantastic candy wonderland. She dreamt of Haribos making rude gestures at her and candy floss everywhere, and her dream has finally come true. Well, some of it.

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Funny story: Russell Brand Implies That Little Miss Goody Goody Two Shoes, Emma Watson Needs To Make A Semi-Smutty Film

Russell Brand Implies That Little Miss Goody Goody Two Shoes, Emma Watson Needs To Make A Semi-Smutty Film

SOHO - Russell Brand was in Soho getting his hair done at the The Sir Swishy Swish Salon. His long time hair stylist Sir Swishy Swish asked how his marriage was going. Brand giggled and said that out of the hundreds of women that he had bedded pri...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Hosts, Ruins Saturday Night Live

Russell Brand Hosts, Ruins Saturday Night Live

While hosting NBC's Saturday Night Live, British 'funnyman' Russell Brand has accomplished something show creator Lorne Michaels has been doing slowly over the last 30-odd years: Ruining Saturday Night Live. "Oh my God, this guy is terrible," said...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross nominated, wins poll

Jonathan Ross nominated, wins poll

Following his appearance as host on this year's British Comedy Awards comedian and broadcaster Jonathan Ross is top of a new TV viewers poll. In Saturday night's programme the unshaven celebrity appeared to have gained yet more weight, while sport...

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Funny story: Russell Brand did NOT shag Jonathan Ross's daughter. Shock claim.

Russell Brand did NOT shag Jonathan Ross's daughter. Shock claim.

The world of celebrity stuff and things is moderately reeling today from the announcement that there is allegedly at least one bird on the planet that pneumatic tadger wielding Brand hasn't bedded, apart from his own relatives that is. Following o...

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Funny story: Sachs telephones Ross about lezzer daughter

Sachs telephones Ross about lezzer daughter

Jonathan Ross is hopping mad apparently after Andrew Sachs ripped the shit out of him for having a lezzer as a daughter. 'Ripped the shit' has been revealed to be an English colloquialism for taking the piss. As soon as news broke regarding Jo...

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Funny story: Russell Brand and Katy Perry Buy Jesse James' 3,000 Acre Texas Cattle Ranch 'The Blue Tattoo'

Russell Brand and Katy Perry Buy Jesse James' 3,000 Acre Texas Cattle Ranch 'The Blue Tattoo'

SAN ANTONIO - Newlyweds Russell Brand and Katy Perry have just purchased the 3,000 acre cattle ranch, The Blue Tattoo Ranch from Sandra Bullock's ex-husband, Jesse James. The working cattle ranch is located 40 miles south of San Antonio and is equ...

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Funny story: Is Katy Perry Pregnant?

Is Katy Perry Pregnant?

Rumours are rife across the internet that Katy Perry is pregnant, and due to give birth to Russell Brand's child sometime in June 2011, however the couple strongly deny the rumour. A close friend of the Brands has revealed that the rumours are tru...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Wants To Eat His Own Ejaculate

Russell Brand Wants To Eat His Own Ejaculate

Prancing, mincing, flouncing, waspish wag Russell Brand is desperate to eat his own sperm, writes Dick Fidler, Prattling Egomania Correspondent. In last night's show at the West End Mockney Vampyre Theatre, Brand - who, as well as being a parasiti...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Drivers Terrified, Russel Brand Takes Driving Lessons

Los Angeles Drivers Terrified, Russel Brand Takes Driving Lessons

As if the streets of Los Angeles are not dangerous enough already, Russel Brand star of, Get Him to The Greek, is taking driving lessons on the highways and byways of L.A.. Brand, who is married to Katy Perry, decided he had to learn to drive to a...

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Funny story: Russell Brand in 'I shagged your granddaughter' call to Kate Middleton granny

Russell Brand in 'I shagged your granddaughter' call to Kate Middleton granny

London - (Satanic Slutz Mess): Stupefied silence greeted the announcement followed by loud hissing sound - like a colostomy bag seething with boiling effluent... "And what's more I've got the bloody vid to prove it!" The former wild man's call...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Claims To Have Slept With 90 Women In One Month - Rod Stewart Replies That's Only Because Most Were Inflatable

Russell Brand Claims To Have Slept With 90 Women In One Month - Rod Stewart Replies That's Only Because Most Were Inflatable

LONDON - Newlywed Russell Brand boasted to a member of the news media that he has in the past bedded 90 women in a single month. Rock and roll icon Rod Stewart replied that Brand is talking rubbish. He then grinned and stated that the only way tha...

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Funny story: Katy and Russell Add a Little Bump to the Mile High Club

Katy and Russell Add a Little Bump to the Mile High Club

On route to their semi-secret Caribbean Island honeymoon destination, Russell Brand had apparently asked his private jet pilot to steer the plane through a growing hurricane out over the Atlantic, to as Russell put it, "Add a little more bump in hone...

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Funny story: Katy Perry & Russell Brand's wedding not consummated

Katy Perry & Russell Brand's wedding not consummated

Reports have surfaced today that Brand and Perry are still not officially married. The act of 'marriage' requires the couple to consummate it which basically means have a shag (not smoke a pipe) however it appears the bizarre couple have still not ma...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Is So Happy That Katy Perry Is Finally His Wife That He Has Just Bought Her Lake Erie

Russell Brand Is So Happy That Katy Perry Is Finally His Wife That He Has Just Bought Her Lake Erie

CLEVELAND - After waiting and waiting for what seemed like an eternity Russell Brand can now finally call Katy Perry, Mrs. Russell Brand, or even Katy Brand. Brand reportedly told his hairdresser that he has never been happier except maybe for the...

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Funny story: Russell Brand and the Missing Million Pound Monkey

Russell Brand and the Missing Million Pound Monkey

Russell Brand is under suspicion of stealing a monkey, but not just any monkey. This monkey is a trained Jewel Thief and is believed to have previously belonged to Indian Street Gangster who prey on the wealth of European tourists. The monkey...

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Funny story: Brand-Perry Marriage on Rocks Already After Camel Sex

Brand-Perry Marriage on Rocks Already After Camel Sex

Russell Brand and Katy Perry's marriage is already on the rocks, according to showbiz gossip websites, after Brand was caught having sex with one of the camels used in the ceremony. The news came just hours after the pair released a statement toge...

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