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Funny story: Three Stooges Make Rare Appearance after Tucson Shooting

Three Stooges Make Rare Appearance after Tucson Shooting

The definition of a stooge, according to Merriam-Webster is: (1) one who plays a subordinate or compliant role to a principal; (2) puppet. They may not be the original Larry, Moe and Curly, or even Shemp in this sense, but they are Stooges all the...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Loves Role of Racist

Rush Limbaugh Loves Role of Racist

Rush Limbaugh loves the role of number one racist on radio. "I used to deny that I was a racist, ah ah ah, but then I realized I needed to come to grips with who I am. I am a racist." Rush Limbaugh said on his radio show today. Rush was making...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Is Told That Rush Limbaugh Started The Gay Rumor About Him And Zac Efron

Robert Pattinson Is Told That Rush Limbaugh Started The Gay Rumor About Him And Zac Efron

QUEENS, New York - Robert Pattinson was in town visiting an old high school friend Luigi "Knuckles" Scalatori when he was approached by a reporter for the local magazine publication Hey What It Is Yo? Pattinson was asked if he had heard about the...

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Funny story: Limbaugh: "I Was Just Kidding for God's Sake!"

Limbaugh: "I Was Just Kidding for God's Sake!"

Rush Limbaugh called a press conference yesterday to counter a ground swell of public opinion that erupted after his negative remarks about Native Americans. Limbaugh, who could not care less, felt threatened by a possible boycott of his advertisers...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Rush Limbaugh Does Not Want The TSA To Pat Him Down Is Because Of His 2-Inch Winky

The Real Reason Rush Limbaugh Does Not Want The TSA To Pat Him Down Is Because Of His 2-Inch Winky

NEW YORK CITY - Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has made it clear that he will not allow airport TSA agents to openly 'Fundle' him during their pat down procedure. Limbaugh has said that the only person who he will allow to touch his mal...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh's Wife Says Farts Coming Between Them!

Rush Limbaugh's Wife Says Farts Coming Between Them!

59-year-old Kathryn Rogers, Rush Limbaugh's fourth bride has moved from their shared bedroom to another in their house in Florida. "I couldn't stay in there any longer', Kathryn told 'The West Coast Post'. "I'd wake up in the night from a blast an...

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Funny story: Prince Poppycock and Rush Limbaugh Spotted At A Jack-In-The-Box In San Francisco

Prince Poppycock and Rush Limbaugh Spotted At A Jack-In-The-Box In San Francisco

SAN FRANCISCO - GOP conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh, who makes $50 million a year, was seen having lunch at a local Jack-in-The-Box with one of this years finalists on America's Got Talent, Prince Poppycock. Melvin Doodlemist, who...

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Funny story: More Quotes About The GOP Guru Known Simply As Rush Limbaugh

More Quotes About The GOP Guru Known Simply As Rush Limbaugh

Rush Hudson Limbaugh, III, is 59-years-old and he has just published his third book on quotes entitled More Quotes About The GOP Guru Known Simply As Rush Limbaugh. The noted radio host, political commentator, author, and television personality, is truly one American who loves to argue whether he is right or wrong. One of his best friends Glenn Beck has stated that Rush is such an argumenta...

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Funny story: Cheney, Rove, Palin and Limbaugh Threaten to Burn Spoof Writers

Cheney, Rove, Palin and Limbaugh Threaten to Burn Spoof Writers

Indianapolis - Dick Cheney, Karl Rove Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin are tracking down American Spoof writers from the British internet rag The Spoof.com. First on their list was Jalopenoman in Texas who claims to be conservative, but is often cau...

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Funny story: Republicans Acuse Christine O'Donnel of Being a Witch, Vow to Burn After a "Fair" Trial

Republicans Acuse Christine O'Donnel of Being a Witch, Vow to Burn After a "Fair" Trial

Salem - In one of the most extreme right moves of the century,Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh have captured Christine O' Donnell and transported her to stand trial for witchcraft. Rep. Mike Pence (R) of Indiana, the third-ranking Republican in the Hou...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh: 'I want to get into Sarah Palin's pants'

Rush Limbaugh: 'I want to get into Sarah Palin's pants'

Palm Beach, Fla. (EIB) -- Conservative talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, told his radio audience the other day that, "before year three of the Obama regime, I want to get into Sarah Palin's pants."...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh and Bible-Thumping Book Burner Go Way Back

Rush Limbaugh and Bible-Thumping Book Burner Go Way Back

New information about Terry Jones, the Bible-thumping, Muslim-hating preacher from Gainesville, Florida is now just making the headlines. He was a high school classmate of Rush Limbaugh at Cape Central High School in Cape Girardeau, Missouri. Somethi...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh's Genome Mapped

Rush Limbaugh's Genome Mapped

J. Craig Venter, founder of The Institute for Genomic Research, announced that Rush Limbaugh's genome has been sequenced. In what Venter describes as an "atypical genome," Limbaugh was shown to have only 11,000 genes, roughly one-third that of humans...

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Funny story: Chief Standing Wolf Takes On Rush Limbaugh After Injuns Comments

Chief Standing Wolf Takes On Rush Limbaugh After Injuns Comments

FORT APACHE, Arizona - Watch out Rush Limbaugh. Chief Standing Wolf, who earlier this year made certain promises to rid Arizona of non-Native Americans if they didn't repeal their white man laws allowing only English-speaking people in their state, i...

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Funny story: Quotes From The Friends, Ex-Wives, and Enemies of Rush Limbaugh

Quotes From The Friends, Ex-Wives, and Enemies of Rush Limbaugh

Rush Hudson Limbaugh, III, 59, has just published a follow up book to his 2009, best seller, Quotes From The Book of Limbaugh. The noted radio host, political commentator, author, television personality, and well known GOP mouthpiece loves being in the spotlight even more than he loves sucking on 10-inch cigars. Limbaugh is one of those unique national personalities who is either loved or ha...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Throws Away Blow-Up Doll!

Rush Limbaugh Throws Away Blow-Up Doll!

He must have forgotten about it but the newly married Limbaughs, Rush and Kathryn, had their first fight over his blow up doll, Nancy. Neighbors in Florida heard the yelling and one happened to see, through his binoculars, Rush Limbaugh come stalk...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Still Pisses The Bed Says New Bride

Rush Limbaugh Still Pisses The Bed Says New Bride

Although it came out by accident, if you'll excuse the pun, Kathryn Rogers, Talk Show Host, Rush Limbaugh's fourth wife, has stated to friends that Rush still pisses the bed at 59-years old. Kathryn stated that yes it was true. She said she hadn't...

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