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Funny story: Earl of Wessex wants to be known as Ed

Earl of Wessex wants to be known as Ed

Prince Edward Earl of Wessex has made it clear to his staff that from now on he wishes to be known as just plain Ed, by every member of the royal household and also by the public. Prime Minister David Cameron has refused to comment on revelations...

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Funny story: The Duchess of Cornwall's Tips For Buying a Second-Hand Motorbike

The Duchess of Cornwall's Tips For Buying a Second-Hand Motorbike

Now that one can no longer romp around the countryside chasing foxes on horseback... One's self on horseback, not the foxes you understand. One is obliged to take up other open-air activities during the week-end. Alongside shooting and seal-clubbing, one of the most invigorating pastimes that I've found is the riding of a motorcycle. But what motorized bicycle to purchase? For the beginne...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew's daughters special business knowledge wasted

Prince Andrew's daughters special business knowledge wasted

Prince Andrew is reported to be absolutely livid that his daughters are being prevented from becoming working royals. It has long been common knowledge that Andrew believes his family are genetically suited for their role and since he is now the 'sen...

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Funny story: 95% of House of Windsor 'on anti-psychotics or Valium' - report

95% of House of Windsor 'on anti-psychotics or Valium' - report

Statistics from the Royal Freak Hospital published today show everybody 'except the Duke of Gloucester and his family' are on the chemical cosh after massive misbehaviour issues. And latest recruit to the Nazi tribe Kate Middleton is thought to be...

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Funny story: British Royal Family To Emigrate

British Royal Family To Emigrate

Buckingham Palace officials have intimated that the British Royal family has decided to emigrate to the U.S.A. A source is quoted as saying that the family had a conference at Balmoral during one of their many holidays and have decided that as Br...

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Funny story: The Royal Family? Oh Yeah, They're Aliens

The Royal Family? Oh Yeah, They're Aliens

It's recently revealed then it was classed as confidential by men in black suits and black fedoras then was released again but with black pen through certain parts. However the desk of me, Terrance Wilkinson can confirm that the Royal Family are infa...

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Funny story: Newlyweds Kardashian and Prince William Agree to Appear on Royal vs Celebs Wife Swap

Newlyweds Kardashian and Prince William Agree to Appear on Royal vs Celebs Wife Swap

Cash strapped royal couple, Prince William and Princess Catherine, have agreed to appear in the TV series Wife Swap, with Californian Kim Kardashian and her new husband, Kris Humphries. TV writers are looking forward to the culture and lifestyle clas...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell's Latest Cash Cow - Royal Family To Appear In Reality TV Series Set On Burnley Council Estate

Simon Cowell's Latest Cash Cow - Royal Family To Appear In Reality TV Series Set On Burnley Council Estate

According to sources, impressario Simon Cowell is planning to top his mega-selling TV cash cows, X-Factor and Britain's Got Talent, by producing a new reality TV show, which will involve the Royal Family moving into council accommodation on the Stoop...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Latest

Royal Wedding Latest

The latest news on Scotland's first Royal Wedding in nearly 20 years is that the ceremony, in which Zara Phillips - Princess Anne's daughter - is to tie the knot with England rugby star Mike Tindall at the Canongate Kirk on the Royal Mile, is still t...

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Funny story: Duke and Duchess of Cambridge snub Cambridge

Duke and Duchess of Cambridge snub Cambridge

(Si Cofant, Royal correspondent): The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have moved into their first royal residence as a married couple, an apartment in Kensington Palace. The Duchess was said to have been 'overwhelmed' when she saw it for the first tim...

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Funny story: Kate and Wills to visit long-lost reptilian relatives

Kate and Wills to visit long-lost reptilian relatives

Alberta - Genetic efforts to find the missing link between the royals and their four-legged cold-blooded relations are set for a big boost. The couple will visit The Alberta Reptile and Amphibian Society on Thursday in an unscheduled trip to conne...

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Funny story: Chinese In Bid To Buy Royal Family

Chinese In Bid To Buy Royal Family

[AP, Chipping Sodbury] It was revealed today that a Chinese investment consortium is attempting to buy the British Royal Family. Wun Hung Lo, acquisitions representative for the Happy Lucky Investment Company number 4 based in Long Dong province of n...

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Funny story: British Monarchy succession loop hole

British Monarchy succession loop hole

Brian Camden of Salford has found a loop hole in succession law that could see the end of the Windsor dynasty. The upshot of this is that despite waiting for decades, Charles will never attain the throne. "I've been studying succession law," said...

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Funny story: Outrage as Average British Male realises gulf between him and Pippa Middleton

Outrage as Average British Male realises gulf between him and Pippa Middleton

There was widespread disappointment amongst male British office workers today as it became clear that despite the amount of sheer bollocks spouted after four pints in the pub on Friday night, they are more likely to contract Dengue fever in Norwich t...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, wears a dress

Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, wears a dress

Taking the worlds of fashion by storm, as it was raining really heavily at the time, Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge arrived at a Royal Engagement wearing a dress. The Royal Engagement of Prince Kevin of Mayo to Princess Chardonnay of Toxteth...

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Funny story: Prince Philip to undergo plastic surgery - courtesy of his grandchildren

Prince Philip to undergo plastic surgery - courtesy of his grandchildren

Prince Philip has agreed to undergo plastic surgery at the request of his grandchildren. They have agreed to foot the bill in the interest of small children and fragile old ladies in wheelchairs. Apparently, his grandchildren believe that a few p...

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Funny story: Palin Proposes Monarchy for America!

Palin Proposes Monarchy for America!

When the media arrived at Governor Sarah Palin's new home in Arizona this morning, it was in anticipation of a major news story. They were not disappointed! Sarah Palin took the make-shift podium in front of her new home and stated, "I am proposin...

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