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Funny story: More fabulous Royal Wedding souvenirs announced

More fabulous Royal Wedding souvenirs announced

To celebrate the Royal Wedding of whatsisname to whodyamacallit at the church place in London, amongst many companies jumping on the bandwagon, er, producing fine items of memorabilia, the Pound-Doubler group of discount stores have announced a feast...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to serenade newlyweds with 1964 Dixie Cups smash hit 'Chapel of Love'

Susan Boyle to serenade newlyweds with 1964 Dixie Cups smash hit 'Chapel of Love'

London - The Phil Spector No 1 featured in the 1994 box orifice blockbusta 'For Weddings & A Funeral' and has been specially requested by Wills and Kate to open Friday night's nuptial entertainment. Boyle, accompanied by backing vocals from th...

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Funny story: Human cannonball 'was practising for royal wedding cake stunt'

Human cannonball 'was practising for royal wedding cake stunt'

Maidstone, Kent - Tragic human cannonball Max the Manx Crank had been booked to shoot out of a royal wedding cake this Friday reports have revealed. The 23 year-old was to have performed a Full Monty kind of surprise ejection (sic) based on the la...

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Funny story: Hurricane Dodi to lash royal wedding

Hurricane Dodi to lash royal wedding

London - A compilation video of twenty-five men 'and Dodi Fayed' that Diana shagged during her marriage threatens to put a dampener on Friday's royal nuptials. News of 30 minute Royal YouBoob! channel footage of the Princess pleasuring herself has...

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Funny story: Idowu To Skip Royal Wedding

Idowu To Skip Royal Wedding

Triple Jump World Record holder Phillips Idowu is to skip the Royal Wedding on April 29th to raise funds. The Belgrave Harrier is planning to hop, step and jump along the route from Buckingham Palace to Westminster Abbey and then back to the Palac...

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Funny story: IRA Thames sub 'to nuke royal nuptials'

IRA Thames sub 'to nuke royal nuptials'

London - Wedding invite snubbed members of the IRA are planning a massive attack, worried police sources said today. And a tip-off reckons they will use a former Colombian coke submersible to attack Westmonster Abbey this Friday. Royal Navy pat...

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Funny story: Honeymooning royals to cruise in Prince Jefri's ocean-going yacht 'Tits'

Honeymooning royals to cruise in Prince Jefri's ocean-going yacht 'Tits'

London - Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer's wedding gift to Kate and William is a two week stretch aboard his ocean-going luxury yacht 'Tits'. The couple will honeymoon on the 500-ft stunna whose lifeboats are named Nipple 1 and Nipple 2. They will...

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Funny story: Some wedding VIPs are on the sex offenders register Palace admits

Some wedding VIPs are on the sex offenders register Palace admits

London - A motley crew of perverts, pimps, assorted molesters, sheep-shaggers and not-so-closet Nazis will be sitting in the Abbey front row on Friday. And up to 100 hold hyper-super-dooper injunction gagging orders issued by Mr Justice Omerta in...

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Funny story: Is the Royal Wedding on Friday a sham?

Is the Royal Wedding on Friday a sham?

It has come to light that the Royal Wedding on Friday is a sham, a hoax, a diversion. According to palace insiders William and Kate have already tied the knot in a small ceremony in Tahiti, and look-a-likes will replace Kate, William and the Archb...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Chicharito Laughs Off The Rumors Of His Break Up With Shakira

Manchester United's Chicharito Laughs Off The Rumors Of His Break Up With Shakira

MANCHESTER - Chicharito was having dinner at the famed French restaurant Le Loins of Joan of Arc when he was asked about the rumors that he had dumped his girlfriend, the fabulously talented Shakira. Chicharito, started coughing. He quickly put do...

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Funny story: Ricky Gervais and Russell Brand Have Reportedly Promised Queen Elizabeth That They Will Behave At The Royal Wedding

Ricky Gervais and Russell Brand Have Reportedly Promised Queen Elizabeth That They Will Behave At The Royal Wedding

LONDON - As April 29 fast approaches the final preparations for the Royal Wedding are being tended to. The security at Westminster Abbey will be the heaviest it has ever been. The Bees Knees News Agency is reporting that Scotland Yard is even brin...

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Funny story: Fernando Torres Dedicates First Goal To Prince William And Kate Middleton Ahead Of Royal Wedding

Fernando Torres Dedicates First Goal To Prince William And Kate Middleton Ahead Of Royal Wedding

Chelsea striker Fernando Torres is in wonderland after scoring his first goal for the club in the 3-0 victory over West Ham at the weekend, and has dedicated the goal to Prince William and his bride-to-be Kate Middleton ahead of Friday's Royal Weddin...

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Funny story: OMG! Kate's gone vegan!

OMG! Kate's gone vegan!

London - Her lettuce and spinach salad has to be humanely stunned first, of course, before the thinnest smear of dressing sees it fit for eating. And now that Kate Middleton's legendary diet secret is out the public is being asked: should someone...

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Funny story: Venus Flytrap and other carnivorous plants for Kate's bridal bouquet

Venus Flytrap and other carnivorous plants for Kate's bridal bouquet

London - In a break with tradition Kate Middleton has chosen an array of flesh-eating flowers for her nuptial posy this Friday. A sneak preview sees Venus Flytrap (Dionaea Muscipula), exotic specimens of the pitcher plant family Heliamphora Chiman...

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Funny story: Stench of the giant 'corpse flower' sourced to royal bouquet florist

Stench of the giant 'corpse flower' sourced to royal bouquet florist

London - Fumes from the newly in bloom amorphophallus titanum - or the giant stinkhorn lily - have been traced to royal nuptial florists Belladonna Brothers of Barking. Named after Victorian era royal bicycle Lily Langtry, grandmother of Elizabeth...

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Funny story: THAT Royal Wedding Dress! Photo-Exclusive!

THAT Royal Wedding Dress! Photo-Exclusive!

Notoriously unreliable international news agency, Skoob Entertainment News, claims to have exclusive access to a collection of photographs showing THAT dress, being worn for the first time at a secret fitting. Yes, THAT dress - the dress everybody...

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Funny story: Entertainment Laid On for the Royal Wedding

Entertainment Laid On for the Royal Wedding

Prior to their departure for a two-week honeymoon in Blackpool the royal couple Prince Willam and Kate and guests will be entertained by some of the world's top perforrmers during their wedding banquet. On the list are: Satan; who will give a rendition of "God Save the Queen" on the didgeridoo, his favourite instrument. Bono and U2, blasting out some of their biggest hits including the...

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