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Funny story: "Ron Paul has number of the Beast," says Main Stream Media

"Ron Paul has number of the Beast," says Main Stream Media

Today, Sean Hannity sggested Ron Paul has the number of the beast. This rallied many in the main stream media, i.e FOX, CNN and MSNBC, to pick up the story and run with it. Many newscasts featured a picture of Paul with horns, tail and a fiery trid...

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Funny story: Spamers Go Bankrupt For Ron Paul

Spamers Go Bankrupt For Ron Paul

San Diego - Thursday morning, Ron Paul spammer, Orandu Jesse Simpson and eleven others apart of a Southern California meet up group, filed chapter eleven bankruptcy after funding entirely the January 20th "Money Bomb" for the Republican pre...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Quits

Ron Paul Quits

Ron Paul, the Republican presidential candidate, announced today that he's withdrawing from the race. The announcement sparked a blizzard of news coverage far greater than any coverage of Paul's campaign efforts. Paul denied that he will run...

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Funny story: Helicopter Ben gets a new nickname

Helicopter Ben gets a new nickname

Ben Bernanke, better known as "The Helicopter", appeared before congress on Thursday to provide testimony about the current state of the economy and a possible recession.

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Funny story: Ron Paul a Secessionist? Toe Tale Takes Tricky Turn

Ron Paul a Secessionist? Toe Tale Takes Tricky Turn

In a story crazily expanding and snaking out all over the globe, Ron Paul...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Tax on No-Talent Hacks?

Ron Paul Tax on No-Talent Hacks?

In a statement issued today, the long-shot, racist, Republican candidate who can't win, Ron Paul has announced a major change in his platform, and now wants a...

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Funny story: If people like Britney, Ron and George used deoderant, maybe the world would be a better place - Oprah Winfrey

If people like Britney, Ron and George used deoderant, maybe the world would be a better place - Oprah Winfrey

Early today on the Oprah Winfrey Show, Oprah Winfrey bluntly ordered Mr Bush, Ron Paul and Britney Spears to take a bath, and put on some deodorant!...

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Funny story: Giuliani Attacks Ron Paul

Giuliani Attacks Ron Paul

Presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani today responded to persistent criticism from rival Ron Paul's campaign. In the process, Giuliani just might have unleashed a firestorm from Paul supporters known for fervent devotion to their candidate.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Names Mary Carey as Running Mate

Ron Paul Names Mary Carey as Running Mate

South Carolina - On the heels of a stunning defeat in the New Hampshire primary the Paul candidacy came forward today with an even more stunning revelation. It appears that negotiations are "in the works" to enlist porn legend Mary Carey t...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Toe Injured in Snake Fire!

Ron Paul Toe Injured in Snake Fire!

In a rapidly breaking story, it appears that many leading GOP politicians have been injured in an apocalyptic fire at a hitherto unknown "Snake Complex", including the long-shot racist candidate

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Funny story: With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

New Mexico Governor and former U.N Ambassador and Energy Secretary Bill Richardson has withdrawn his name from the Presidential race. The Democrat was the only prominent candidate from either party that had a Hispanic background. Now, others seekin...

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Funny story: New Strategy: Clinton to Make Tears Part of Each Campaign Speech

New Strategy: Clinton to Make Tears Part of Each Campaign Speech

Nevada - Hillary Clinton fresh from her victory in New Hampshire where her watering eyes convinced thousands to support her, has vowed to make tears a part of her campaign. But will the strategy backfire in Nevada?...

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Funny story: Republican Ron Paul hunts Japanese Whaling fleet

Republican Ron Paul hunts Japanese Whaling fleet

Republican Ron Paul embarks on a voyage with environmentalist on the Nautilus ship to track down the Japanese whaling fleet in the Southern Ocean.

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Funny story: Hot Air Balloon Powered by Campaign Promises

Hot Air Balloon Powered by Campaign Promises

Concord, New Hampshire (IPP) - A hot air balloon enthusiast has successfully filled a hot air balloon by playing a cassette recording of the presidential candidates speeches into the opening of a hot air balloon. Some campaign promises were more e...

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Funny story: British Hopes Soar in US Elections as Hillary Wins

British Hopes Soar in US Elections as Hillary Wins

Hopes of a fairy tale outcome in the US presidential elections were boosted yesterday when Hillary Clinton, the nice-looking white female, soared to victory in the Hampshire election.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Flies Airplane Into NYC

Ron Paul Flies Airplane Into NYC

Ron Paul, exasperated that the right-wingers gave him middle-fingers in Iowa, has taken out his rage on the citizens of New York, and has vowed vengeance against those that stymied his attempts at the presidency.

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Funny story: Ron Paul: "You were Supposed to Vote for ME you A**holes!"

Ron Paul: "You were Supposed to Vote for ME you A**holes!"

Ron Paul, upset by recent events in Iowa, uncharacteristically blew off steam towards what he calls his "supporters" by screaming various vulgarities at right-leaning supporters - for example "You F*cking Closet Democrats", "...

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