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Funny story: Valentine's Day Robot Brings World Peace

Valentine's Day Robot Brings World Peace

Women across America are hailing the release of the new Man-Bot 2007 as the perfect antidote for Valentine's Day blues. Designed through a joint venture of Microsoft and the National Organization for Women, the Man-Bot 2007 showcases the best &q...

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Funny story: Bush Orders 3 Million Lite-Brites Detained

Bush Orders 3 Million Lite-Brites Detained

Terrorism concerns have prompted President Bush to sign an emergency executive order to arrest and detain all three million of the nation's lite-brite toys. Lite-Brites displaying smartass cartoon characters terrorized Boston and brought the cit...

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Funny story: BBC Question Time Walkout Over Robot Fart

BBC Question Time Walkout Over Robot Fart

NORWICH - Last night, a panel of distinguished panellists including Janet Street-Wartier, Michael Ignites, Germaine Warfare, and others from Emmerdale, walked out of the Barrymore Theatre in Norwich, during filming of BBC Question Time. Amidst accusa...

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Funny story: Japan Develops Innovative Female Sex Toy

Japan Develops Innovative Female Sex Toy

SUKMA, WIGWAG, JAPAN - From the country that's brought us, Kabuki Dancers, Bonsai Trees, Karate, Sushi and Pokemon, have now come up with the ultimate sex partner. Developed at Suzuki Laboratories University Tech (SLUT),...

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Funny story: London Introduces Robot Policemen

London Introduces Robot Policemen

For many years now there have been problems with recruitment in the UK capital's police force, but until now the London Metropolitan force has always relied on humans for its day-to-day policing.

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Funny story: Mutant Robot Crabs Run Riot In North Sea

Mutant Robot Crabs Run Riot In North Sea

Fears in Cromer Norfolk that the sea has been taken over by a strain of mutant robot crabs.

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Funny story: Robosapian Demands Benefits

Robosapian Demands Benefits

The release of a speculative paper today by the British Government claims that intelligent robots might someday demand emancipation and be entitled to government benefits. Upon the papers' release a Robosapian electronic toy, which lost...

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Funny story: Toyota aims to sell ‘helper' robots by 2010

Toyota aims to sell ‘helper' robots by 2010

TOKYO -- Toyota Motor Corp plans to start selling robots that can help look after elderly people or serve tea to guests by 2010, the Asahi daily reported on Tuesday. Dr. Tadamitsu Masaki of the Toyota Institute for Really Fun Projects (TIRFP) said t...

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Funny story: DARPA Announces "Specially Challenged Robot" Event

DARPA Announces "Specially Challenged Robot" Event

Arlington, VA - With the failture of any of the Robots designed for the DARPA Challenge to actual complete the course, the military think tank has decided to try another competition for the "Specially Challenged Robot".

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Funny story: Pokemon Toys Turn Evil using Rechargeable Batteries

Pokemon Toys Turn Evil using Rechargeable Batteries

TomCal, one of the world's largest toy manufacturers, has been forced to recall many of its lines of autonomous Pokemon robots from shop and homes around the world. Warnings on the cardboard back of the product read that "Do not use re-charg...

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