Prime Minister Gordon Brown has announced the latest addition to his crime-fighting arsenal. It's a titanium-plated, cloned version of Justice Secretary Jack Straw, to be mass produced under the name Robostraw.
Now that Roger Federer has won the US Open for the fourth time in a row, his 12th Grand Slam title, the USTA is taking action by having him undergo mandatory android testing. This is the first time such dramatic action has been taken since Pete Sampr...
Following the recent re-appearance of long dead Monarchs of the British Throne during the summer silly season (as reported earlier this year by two top Spoof News Reporters), there has been a sudden and dramatic twist in the story.
In a shocking turn of events today it was discovered that beloved Scottish Comedian and Presenter Billy Connolly was an Android when his head exploded in a shower of sparks and circuits during his once yearly hair wash.
Baghdad, Iraq - Pentagon Officials today announced the procurement of 40000 Robot soldiers, named the XP7.
NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - In Manhattan last night, a twelve-inch children's robot toy was crowned Break-dancer Off The Year 2007 after a very tight final heat.
(Anaheim--CA) Move over former war hero Chief Executives Andrew Jackson, Teddy Roosevelt and Dwight Eisenhower because George W. Bush will be joining your ranks in Disneyland, California. Ron Van Nessen, head of Disney media relations, made it offici...
(Washington, DC) Life imitating art imitating life was the general consensus among visitors to the White House Friday when word leaked of the discovery of a cyborg cockroach near the West Wing.
According to various reports, Liverpool are set to sign David Beckham, Christiano Ronaldo, Samuel Eto'o, Daniel Alves, Carlos Tevez and a host of other players in what can only be described as bad journalism.
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (LUCHA LIBRE) - High-powered actor, Bruce Willis, star of such film blockbusters as the Die Hard Series, Armageddon, Sin City and The Fifth Element, rocked the Hollywood establishment by launching an attack on M...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Pasadena, CA - The dreams of Star Trek TNG are coming true. The replicator, which the New York Times writer, Saul Hansell wrongly calls a "transporter" (he obviously isn't a Star Trek fan) is being developed by s...
In an absolute shock to the country, and the world, Prince William has gotten drunk.
With the success of Disney's recent addition of interactive robotic characters to its theme parks, Imagineers have created an advanced robotics division in their Science Department. The department was created in 1967 shortly before Walt's dea...
Police are looking for a Dalek in connection with a bungled post office raid that 'went down' in Peckham earlier today.
Police recovered a 'terminator' from the boot of Ford Sierra Estate late last night, the driver was taken in for questioning. The arrest raises fresh alarms at the unknown quantity that is the spread of 'home made technology'.
The Ruins Formerly Known as Chicago - The Alien Robots that have been responsible for creating a path of unprecedented destruction by leveling entire cities and their surrounding communities since arriving on Earth last month, have announced today th...
Women across America are hailing the release of the new Man-Bot 2007 as the perfect antidote for Valentine's Day blues. Designed through a joint venture of Microsoft and the National Organization for Women, the Man-Bot 2007 showcases the best &q...
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