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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Horrified As Emma Watson And Taylor Lautner Almost Accidentally Kill Miley Cyrus's Pet Goldfish In Potentially Horrendous Deckchair Mishap

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Horrified As Emma Watson And Taylor Lautner Almost Accidentally Kill Miley Cyrus's Pet Goldfish In Potentially Horrendous Deckchair Mishap

The latest development in a sensational type Daily Male news non-story has Twilight stars and alleged sweethearts Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart looking on in horror as a skylarking Harry Potter star, Emma Watson, and Twilight werewolf Taylor L...

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Funny story: Brian Cox warns against Bieber appearing in Twilight franchise

Brian Cox warns against Bieber appearing in Twilight franchise

Fans of pop music and vampire fantasy films are to be disappointed today, as rumours of Justin Bieber appearing in the Twilight saga are announced to be untrue. Catherine Hardwicke, speaking at a press conference today, told journalists that "Jus...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood, Robert Pattinson, and Selena Gomez To Star In The Comedy Western "The Sockaroo Buckaroos"

Clint Eastwood, Robert Pattinson, and Selena Gomez To Star In The Comedy Western "The Sockaroo Buckaroos"

HOLLYWOOD - Clint Eastwood who first became nationally known starring as Rowdy Yates on the 1950s television western Rawhide has just announced that he will be directing Robert Pattinson and Selena Gomez in the new Old West western from TouchRock Pic...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Is Tired Of Twilight

Robert Pattinson Is Tired Of Twilight

Twilight franchise star Robert Pattinson continues to sweep all before him when it comes to being a top star and even topper sex symbol. You would think he would be cock-a-hoop. But Robert Pattinson is not completely cock-a-hoop. It's unlikely Rob...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson to do New Version of "Bonnie & Clyde"!

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson to do New Version of "Bonnie & Clyde"!

Hang on Twilight lovers, the last Twilight may finally be played out but it's two co-stars, Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson, are said to be looking over the roles of Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow, the 1930 bank robbers made famous in the earl...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson: I'd Never Fight Lautner Over Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson: I'd Never Fight Lautner Over Kristen Stewart

Most ladies would not like to hear the sort of statement that Robert Pattinson made about his longtime girlfriend, Kristen Stewart, but Stewart says she can understand him saying that. "Rob tries to always be truthful. He was telling the truth and...

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Funny story: YouTube Movie Embarrasses Robert Pattinson to Death

YouTube Movie Embarrasses Robert Pattinson to Death

An amateur movie that was loaned out to a friend of the family has Robert Pattinson going slightly nuts. "If you want to see a red-faced Pattinson, you may get to do exactly that unless he can get that old family movie back", stated Lizzy Pattinso...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Upset That He Forgot to Wear His Socks To Bed

Robert Pattinson Upset That He Forgot to Wear His Socks To Bed

Slamming his forehead with the palm of his hand, actor Robert Pattinson told reporters he had nothing to say this morning, maybe for the rest of the year. Ordinarily Pattinson is very polite to everyone but something apparently had happened to the...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Nude Pole Dancing Shock

Kristen Stewart Nude Pole Dancing Shock

Sultry Twilight star Kristen Stewart flew back to Vancouver this morning, after enjoying a pre-Oscars party get-together with co-star Robert Pattinson. The pair were spotted smooching at the celeb-riddled bash at the fabulous Chateau Marmont hotel...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson Spent Weekend Before Last at Nudist Colony

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson Spent Weekend Before Last at Nudist Colony

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen won a bet weekend before last by staying all weekend at an unknown nudist colony the two admitted to reporters this morning. A rumor had been circulating that this had happened but was denied by a repres...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says That is Not Her in XXX Amateur Blue Movie

Kristen Stewart Says That is Not Her in XXX Amateur Blue Movie

A very upset Kristen Stewart tweeted her fans today that that is definitely NOT her in the amateur blue movie that is going round. "Someone is making some money here and I have turned a copy I bought over to the authorities. You can tell that it w...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Is In Paradise As He Spends A Few Days Relaxing Down At Robert Pattinson's Texas Ranch

Justin Bieber Is In Paradise As He Spends A Few Days Relaxing Down At Robert Pattinson's Texas Ranch

LAREDO - Canadian heartthrob Justin Bieber spent three days relaxing down on Robert Pattinson's Texas ranch, El Rancho De La Senora Loca (The Crazy Woman Ranch). Bieber told a reporter for The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that he had a great time...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Lautner Taylor, Adam Lambert Selling Jockey Shorts for Charity on E-Bay

Robert Pattinson, Lautner Taylor, Adam Lambert Selling Jockey Shorts for Charity on E-Bay

Twilight star Robert Pattinson has joined several currently popular actors in selling his old jockey shorts on eBay to raise funds for charity. "Why not?", asked Pattinson. "It's for a good cause and I need new ones anyway." Lautner Taylor was...

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Funny story: Robert Pattison, Taylor Lautner Say Microwaving Kristen's Panties Only Half the Story

Robert Pattison, Taylor Lautner Say Microwaving Kristen's Panties Only Half the Story

Twilight actor Robert Pattinson told reporters yesterday that Taylor Lautner's story about his sniffing Kristen's panties and refreshing the smell in the microwave was only half the story. Apparently, it was the better half. "Every fan must hav...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Reveals The Behind The Scenes "Sex Secrets" Of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Robert Pattinson Reveals The Behind The Scenes "Sex Secrets" Of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

LOS ANGELES - Robert Pattinson has finally spoken out about the behind-the-scenes 'Sex Secrets' during the filming of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. R-Pattz had said that Taylor Lautner and him had made a vow to never reveal the particulars of what h...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Fascinated By Kristen's Gusset

Robert Pattinson Fascinated By Kristen's Gusset

The following 'news' item is a load of rubbish. Unconfirmed reports are reaching SEN that Robert Pattinson is fascinated by Kristen Stewart's gusset. Disappointingly, the gusset in question is not the gusset you probably had in mind, and there is...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Complains That Kristen Stewart Sniffs Robert Pattinson's Socks

Taylor Lautner Complains That Kristen Stewart Sniffs Robert Pattinson's Socks

This news item is totally uncorroborated and based purely on statements made by certain individuals whose veracity cannot be certified by Skoob Entertainment News. An unidentified source today released a statement, scrawled on a school exercise bo...

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