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Funny story: New Year's Day 'dismantling' of Ford Prison, Arundel, West Sussex, is in line with Kenneth Clarke's determination to close down prisons!

New Year's Day 'dismantling' of Ford Prison, Arundel, West Sussex, is in line with Kenneth Clarke's determination to close down prisons!

Ford Prison, West Sussex: Following the New Year's Day rampage at Ford prison, Kenneth Clarke wishes to reassure people worried about a more liberal approach to crime, Mr Clarke is examining measures to make community penalties much tougher. Ken...

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Funny story: Pensioners Riot Over Public Toilet Price Increase

Pensioners Riot Over Public Toilet Price Increase

The government was in turmoil today when hundreds of old age pensioners descended on Downing street and caused considerable damage to buildings and public property during hours of rioting. Home Office spokesperson, Askew Smythe, said the governmen...

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Funny story: Brave Charles and Camilla to Face Crowds Again

Brave Charles and Camilla to Face Crowds Again

In a rush SPECIAL EDITION, The Daily Mail has announced the Prince of Wales and Camilla, Duchess of Co-Respondent, will continue their round of public events after a brazen failed attempt to assassinate their Rolls Royce. Drawing excessively on...

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Funny story: More Violent Student Protests as Rampage Spreads to Berks

More Violent Student Protests as Rampage Spreads to Berks

Violence by outraged students spread to Berkshire today, as twenty-three toddlers ran riot under the mistaken belief David Cameron's government planned to increase school pees. "I don't want to go potty!" screamed 3-year old Violet Babby. "I wa...

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Funny story: Charles and Camilla caught without seatbelts

Charles and Camilla caught without seatbelts

London - (Rioters): It cost Diana and Dodi their lives in that drunken Pont d'Alma tunnel freak show in August 1997. On Wednesday night an ominous echo of that folie a deux saw Charles and his faghag snapped by the paps not wearing seat belts.

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Funny story: Protesting Uni Students Protest Uni Protestors

Protesting Uni Students Protest Uni Protestors

Students rampaging over increased school fees are being strung even higher by accusations they are also looters, anarchists, and arsonists following last night's epic temper tantrum in central London. "All we are trying to do is point out it is s...

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Funny story: David Cameron Brings Out the Big Guns to Quell Student Riots

David Cameron Brings Out the Big Guns to Quell Student Riots

Prime Minister David Cameron is moving aggressively in a bid to restore order as rioting students trash central London. "He's delighted, as a Conservative Prime Minister, to have a war to fight," said Peregrine Sympring-Knobb, an old school frie...

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Funny story: Shock Reason Why Ed Miliband is The Right Man For These Chaotic Times

Shock Reason Why Ed Miliband is The Right Man For These Chaotic Times

The reason why Ed Miliband is the correct man for the job of saving our Country has been revealed by a very interesting source... and its a shocker. The source is based right within the Union of Superheroes and is believed to be called Peter Par...

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Funny story: Student Protestors arrested

Student Protestors arrested

It was hardly Tianaman Square, but as the police had vowed to arrest anyone who committed a crime, as opposed to their usual approach which is to arrest anyone who commits a crime, the ringleaders for the Student Riots at Tory headquarters in London...

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Funny story: Future News: Tory Cuts Causes Riots, Civil Unrest, Anarchy

Future News: Tory Cuts Causes Riots, Civil Unrest, Anarchy

To be published in 2013 - LONDON (E.U. zone), Former UNITED KINGDOM - The Coalition government ordered a State of Emergency as the cuts produced in early 2011 have ulitmately taken its toll on a public who have taken enough. After increasing tuiti...

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Funny story: Leader of student riots apologizes to Prime Minister Cameron

Leader of student riots apologizes to Prime Minister Cameron

A self proclaimed leader of the riots outside 30 Milbank issued a public apology today. "Tuition hikes? Bloody hell, I thought they said 'libation strikes'. We thought we were being banned from the pubs." The lad was a bit sheepish as he conti...

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Funny story: Student violence "caused by benefit scroungers"

Student violence "caused by benefit scroungers"

The coalition government "has conclusive proof" that yesterday's violence at the student protests was caused by benefit cheats with nothing better to do, according to the deputy prime minister, Nick Smegma. It is thought that several dodgy looking...

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Funny story: Riots erupt during anger management class in Hog Jaw--12 hospitalized

Riots erupt during anger management class in Hog Jaw--12 hospitalized

HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Twelve Hog Jaw residents were hospitalized this evening after a riot broke out in Reverend Jimmy Braggart's court ordered Anger Management Class at the Possum Snout High School Auditorium. Reverend Braggart, the modera...

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Funny story: Recreational Rioting Coming to UK

Recreational Rioting Coming to UK

Following on from the recent Belfast rioting between feral youths and the Police it would appear that this phenomenon, the biggest to come out of Ireland since Riverdance, could be heading for the UK!! Reports are coming in of major activity on th...

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Funny story: Oxytocin used for crowd control

Oxytocin used for crowd control

During the recent clash between Muslim fundamentalists, White Supremacists and Unite against Fascism protesters in Bolton last week, boffins at the Ministry of Defence had the chance to try their new Crowd Control Spray. Based on the so-called 'Cu...

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Funny story: New Data Storage Technology Leads To Riot

New Data Storage Technology Leads To Riot

Researchers from several universities had today released the results of a three-year study into human forms of communication. In it, they claimed to have discovered a new means of both exchanging thoughts and ideas, but also storage of the same for l...

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Funny story: Naked riots break out in Queensland

Naked riots break out in Queensland

Queensland, the Australian Sunshine State, is known for warm weather, tropics, nudity, and now civil unrest. The Natural Nest Nudist Colony near Townsville is located on a secluded cove surrounded by palm trees, tropical flora, and strategically pl...

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