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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Golden Shower Chinese restaurant to re-open

Isle of Wight News - Golden Shower Chinese restaurant to re-open

Six months after the Golden Shower Chinese Restaurant in Shanklin shut its doors after the food standards agency moved in, it is set to re-open. The original accusations levelled at the restaurant, which will also do take-out after the re-launch,...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Sell Their Vampire Sux Bar & Grill To The Dixie Chicks

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Sell Their Vampire Sux Bar & Grill To The Dixie Chicks

HOUSTON - After being the owners of The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill in Houston for only three months, Rob Pattinson and Kris Stewart have decided that the restaurant business is not for them. Pattinson said that both are just too busy with their v...

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Funny story: Doggy Bag For Life

Doggy Bag For Life

Most major supermarkets are now operating a Bag for Life policy. Keen to match this environmental image, restaurants are going to follow suit, and offer a Doggy Bag for Life. "Most people have a favourite restaurant," said Mark Downs, head of Grea...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah buys his favourite restaurant

Derek Acorah buys his favourite restaurant

Derek Acorah is set to run his own restaurant in the Rojales district in Spain. Called Viloriens he has been visiting the restaurant for nearly two decades, and on hearing that it was too close, he stepped in and bought the concern outright. "M...

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Funny story: Dog on the menu for Boris Johnson

Dog on the menu for Boris Johnson

With record numbers of dogs being impounded, and rocketing kennel costs - Boris Johnson has decided he will meet London's recycling targets by bringing dog onto the capital's menu for the first time. Reception for the Korean delicacy has been mixe...

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Funny story: Oil Executive Tossed from One of Louisiana's Best Cajun Restaurants

Oil Executive Tossed from One of Louisiana's Best Cajun Restaurants

New Orleans, LA - Oil executives returned back to their home-away-from-home in Louisiana after a grueling week in front of a Senate investigative panel to answer tough questions about the ongoing oil spill problem in the Gulf of Mexico. They decided...

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Funny story: Mexican food chain to Start Selling Lower Grade Beef, Somehow

Mexican food chain to Start Selling Lower Grade Beef, Somehow

IRVINE, CA - Mexican food chain Baco Tell announced an agreement today with a beef processors to begin selling a beef that is somehow of lower quality than what is currently offered at the restaurant chain. The deal was promoted as an effort to cont...

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Funny story: Last Authentic Mexican Restaurant Closes Today in Arizona

Last Authentic Mexican Restaurant Closes Today in Arizona

Nogales, Arizona - The only way Arizonans are going to get real authentic Mexican food after today is if they are fortunate enough to have made friends with some real authentic Mexicans, of if they are willing to risk life and limb trying to cross th...

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Funny story: Stranger Than Truth: Dogie Down on the Steakhouse Floor

Stranger Than Truth: Dogie Down on the Steakhouse Floor

'As close to the hoof as you can get without being kicked in the head.' is the motto of Dad's Chuckwagon Steakhouse out on Old Cowpoke Trail in Toecheese, Texas. And after spending the day watching this place in action, we found it to be an appropriate one, too. The host for our visit, at least initially, was Hoke Clemmons Junior, son of business owner, Hoke Senior - a man most just call 'the b...

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Funny story: George Lopez and Sandra Bullock Spotted At An L.A. Guacamole Dip Diner Dipping Their Chips

George Lopez and Sandra Bullock Spotted At An L.A. Guacamole Dip Diner Dipping Their Chips

LOS ANGELES - George Lopez, who recently starred in the illegal immigrant reality show, Run Paco Run, was seen at a local Guacamole Dip Diner dipping tortilla chips with Sandra Bullock, estranged wife of Jesse "TattoBalls" James. Lopez said that h...

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Funny story: Waiter dragged to his death in lobster tank

Waiter dragged to his death in lobster tank

Police and Coroners are investigating reports that a waiter was dragged into a lobster tank by one of the incumbent crustaceans. Derek Cheese, owner of Le Grande Fromage restaurant in Scarborough played down suggestions of killer lobster attack, sugg...

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Funny story: New York Restaurants Dirty Secrets Revealed!

New York Restaurants Dirty Secrets Revealed!

A recent summarizing report from the New York Restaurant Inspection Bureau revealed the following: OOPS! Dropped That One! The first thing every one of them want to keep secret is that when a plate tips or flips, the contents come right up off...

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Funny story: Jon and Kate make nice with new show

Jon and Kate make nice with new show

The Home and Food network announced today that Jon and Kate Gosselin have agreed to star in a new show for the network. The couple will be reviewing restaurants in the Los Angeles area. The new show will be called "Jon and Kate Just Ate," a parod...

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Funny story: Mudguard for Pig's Arsehole Makes Debut on Kuleto's Menu

Mudguard for Pig's Arsehole Makes Debut on Kuleto's Menu

SAN FRANCISCO, California - When a pig farmer turned chef named Bob Kuleto broke the mold, setting slow braised pig tails in a gelatin mold, he had hoped to delight San Francisco food patrons eager for something new with his latest twist on classic T...

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Funny story: Seizure Scare in Popular Restaurant!

Seizure Scare in Popular Restaurant!

Patrons of a popular restaurant in Phoenix Arizona have been have been hospitalized from seizures they all had at the same busy eatery. The hospital released an official statement, stating they are unable to make an official statement at this time...

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Funny story: "Shoot-your-own" baboon restaurant opening soon

"Shoot-your-own" baboon restaurant opening soon

Macho foodie critic A A Gill is to open his own restaurant in the monkey enclosure at London Zoo. Called The Funky Gibbon it will offer diners a new opportunity - to shoot their own dinner. Guests, who will be CRB checked, and must own a firearm...

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Funny story: Man killed in restaurant for eating pie

Man killed in restaurant for eating pie

The case for the Manchester pie killing was closed yesterday with a guilty verdict against the staff of London based 'Boobies Family Steakhouse' of killing Manchester man and pie lover Anthony Morgan after he was caught eating a pie. Mr Morgan (56...

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