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Funny story: Robot Wife Programme Scrapped

Robot Wife Programme Scrapped

Engineers at Japanese electronics giant Hayagorraleet Corporation announced that all research into a functional robotic wife doll would be scrapped with immediate effect, despite scientists achieving massive breakthroughs in producing synthetic robot...

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Funny story: Research shows men are superior to women

Research shows men are superior to women

Recent research shows that the Y chromosome, which is what creates the male gender, evolves faster than the female genetic code. In a chimpanzee study comparing humans and chimps it was demonstrated that the male Y chromosome was thirty percent d...

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Funny story: Leading Scientist - "Water causes cancer"

Leading Scientist - "Water causes cancer"

Today scientists have announced that they have discovered a major breakthrough in Cancer research. For years cancer researchers worldwide have strained their minds looking for a common denominator to link all forms of cancer. Today leading onc...

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Funny story: Harmless sweetener can kill you dead, say scientists

Harmless sweetener can kill you dead, say scientists

Scientists have today revealed that foods containing the sweetener 'fructose' can seriously damage your health. Even minute trace elements of the artificial sweetener can cause horrific reactions. Dr Strabismus whom God preserve of Utrecht, tol...

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Funny story: Scientists Prove Theorom

Scientists Prove Theorom

For many years, people have accepted the theorom "the angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat." A government sponsored research group at M.I.T., after three years and at the cost of over four hundred million dollars, has proven this to...

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Funny story: Scientists claim mice have gone off cheese, now more interested in iPhones

Scientists claim mice have gone off cheese, now more interested in iPhones

A new discovery by students at Bristol University apparently shows that modern mice are ditching their traditional ways and becoming painfully trendy. They claim in the mouse world shiney gadgets such as iPods, Nintendo DS and mobile phones are hot,...

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Funny story: Flying Fecal Matter Intersects With Rotating Inclinded Plane

Flying Fecal Matter Intersects With Rotating Inclinded Plane

A top team of Professors and Grad Students worked to study the results if the long postulated and proverbial "shit hit the fan." In a double-blind study involving fans and feces from multiple sources and in different weather conditions, the results...

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Funny story: Spoof Editors Blame "Too Much Pussy" for Sticky Situation

Spoof Editors Blame "Too Much Pussy" for Sticky Situation

The editors of "fake news" website TheSpoof.com declared a "no tolerance" policy today on gimmicky news stories that use the obvious "pussy" in place of "cat". The announcement comes just hours after a new research study was published by the Spoof Te...

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Funny story: A Weekly Curry May Fight Dementia According to New Research

A Weekly Curry May Fight Dementia According to New Research

A study undertaken near Birmingham has revealed that curry may be useful in fighting the onset of dementia. Professor Alan Ghobi, from Aston University, has carried out extensive testing and says that his research suggests that a hot curry once a we...

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Funny story: Japanese Research Ship sighted near Wailing Wall

Japanese Research Ship sighted near Wailing Wall

An unfortunate Translation error on Satnav has caused a Japanese Whaling ship to get stranded in Jerusalem wedged between two buildings. The Japanese fishermen - Sorry! "Research Scientists armed with Harpoons but only as protection against Somali...

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Funny story: Swine Flu Is Really Wine Flu

Swine Flu Is Really Wine Flu

Berlin, Germany. Swine flu is actually wine flu, an investigation shows. Some incidents of what was thought to be a suspicious disease were being investigated by a German research institute. The institute made a statement: "This iss wine flu!"...

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Funny story: Moles Aid Scientists to Find New Cure

Moles Aid Scientists to Find New Cure

In a strange turn of events, scientists have found that mole claws can be used to help cure the "common cold". The researchers that have discovered the new cure will not go into much detail about the events that led up to the discovery, but have hint...

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Funny story: Study reveals 95% of the U.S. population have already died

Study reveals 95% of the U.S. population have already died

"By the time I knew about it, it was too late." - Those are the words of Roger Ford, resident of Tuscaloosa, South Carolina, who recently participated in a study supported by the National Institute of Health about the most common causes of death in...

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Funny story: Scientists determine length of journey to "hell in a handcart"

Scientists determine length of journey to "hell in a handcart"

Scientists with nothing better to do have been sponsored by the Daily Mail to calculate the amount of time it will take for the entire country to go to "hell in a handcart". And there is mixed news. Firstly, the scientists had to solve the problem...

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Funny story: Idiots Throw Away Some Good Shit

Idiots Throw Away Some Good Shit

Doctoral student David Lennett filed a lawsuit against Britain's Leeds University in February because it's custodians had mistakenly thrown out research that he had been working with for the last seven years. Lennett is studying the rare Butaan li...

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Funny story: Rock Throwing Chimp Proves Apes Can Throw Rocks

Rock Throwing Chimp Proves Apes Can Throw Rocks

Scientists believe that they have made a major breakthrough in evolutionary studies. They studied the behavior of a chimpanzee in London zoo. By surrounding him with jeering teenagers they were able to coax the chimp into a reaction. He promptly thro...

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Funny story: Research Proves Cancer Studies Cause Cancer

Research Proves Cancer Studies Cause Cancer

A study to be published in medical journal The Lanced today has warned that studies into the incidence of cancer increase the risk of cancer. The study, carried out by scientists at Oxford University, has identified that research into the causes o...

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