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Funny story: Man wonders if you come here often

Man wonders if you come here often

A seemingly innocent question from one stranger to another signalled the peak of the relationship between 26 year old Amy Gouder and her would be pursuer. He posed the question whilst both were waiting to place orders at the bar of the yellow leop...

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Funny story: Oldham Man Jailed For Crap Chat Up Lines

Oldham Man Jailed For Crap Chat Up Lines

Oldham Man Jerome P Jerome of Chadderton was sentenced to eighteen months hard labour by Oldham magistrates for the crime of having crap chat up lines. A multitude of Oldham women appeared in court to testify against the crap puller. "He were r...

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Funny story: Three Steps To Meeting Girls

Three Steps To Meeting Girls

It's been a mystery to many men for thousands of years, but today I am going to solve the mystery once and for all, and give you the secret to meeting girls. It's really much easier than you might think, and even stupid ugly pimply faced guys meet girls all the time. Follow these there steps: Exposure This Doesn't mean to undo your pants in front of a pretty lady. It means you have to get...

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Funny story: The Kate Walsh, Alex Young "Break-Up"

The Kate Walsh, Alex Young "Break-Up"

Kate Walsh and her husband for a whole year plus, Alex Young were all smiles before cameras as they had a night of dinner and dancing at Tao, Las Vegas, November 8th. When asked how the old married couple were doing, both yelled, "Fantastic!" One...

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Funny story: One Failed Swoop

One Failed Swoop

I think she likes me. You know what? Scratch that. It just can't be possible. Hell, with women, it's not even possible to tell if she likes you or would rather push you into oncoming traffic. The reality is, they usually just want a free Vodka-Cran. I suspect women even get a rush out of spinning a poor little guy like me into total, utter, and hopeless confusion over whether she recognizes my...

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Funny story: Women just aren't right for men

Women just aren't right for men

One man's journey with the opposite sex finally arrived at a fresh new destination, of course, we are talking with reference to one particular gentleman we interviewed not more than 4 minutes and 32 seconds ago - Herbert Humphrey Humbledick. 'Herb...

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Funny story: Matthäus to act as "relationship counsellor"

Matthäus to act as "relationship counsellor"

Lothar Matthäus, Germany's former World Cup-winning captain under all-time legend Franz Beckenbauer, has spoken for the first time about the problems between Jogi Löw and Michael Ballack. The Germany national team captain and his manager are at c...

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Funny story: Doktor Helmut Vildebeests Guide to Relationships, Part Two

Doktor Helmut Vildebeests Guide to Relationships, Part Two

Guten Tag students and patients. Velcome back to ze column vere you learn all about ze sexual relationships und how to start zem and keep zem. Our research continues deep in ze sviss alps at ze Vildebeest-Blunderbusse Institute, so let us continue vith some more good advice.

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Funny story: Doktor Helmut Vildebeest's guide to relationships

Doktor Helmut Vildebeest's guide to relationships

My name iz Doktor Helmut Vildebeest and over ze next few weeks, vith help from mein faithful assistant Inglestraad Blunderbusse, I vill be teaching you all about ze very important topic of ze adult relationships.

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Funny story: Magic gone from Magician's relationship

Magic gone from Magician's relationship

Magician Ilsa Triksa has just had his 9th divorce in 2 years, ever since he became a professional magician.

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Funny story: Dubious, The Naked Truth - The Wondiferous Suit

Dubious, The Naked Truth - The Wondiferous Suit

Once upon an early century time (as viewed by those who are eminently possessed of 20/20 perspective), there was an "emperor" whose abilities with thinking complex concepts and causal relationships were notably abridged at best and generally completely lacking and dreadful.

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Funny story: Studies Reveal - Women Who Tailgate Fulfilling Need To Cuddle

Studies Reveal - Women Who Tailgate Fulfilling Need To Cuddle

Washington - Doctors in Seattle have finished a five year study as to why tailgating was more common among women, and the results were announced Tuesday.

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Funny story: Cupid retires: Cites long hours, short relationships

Cupid retires: Cites long hours, short relationships

Cupid, the mischievous winged child whose arrows pierce the hearts of his victims causing them to fall deeply in love decided to hang up his quiver today.

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Funny story: I'm taking Bipartisan Relations to a Whole New Level

I'm taking Bipartisan Relations to a Whole New Level

A letter from your president,...

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