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Funny story: Tiger 'Woody' 'Constant Hard-On' Woods in Rehab to Cure Sex Addiction

Tiger 'Woody' 'Constant Hard-On' Woods in Rehab to Cure Sex Addiction

Shamed golfer Tiger 'Woody' 'Constant Hard On' Woods has gone into a rehabilitation centre for treatment of sex addiction, according to various untrustworthy reports. A number of US media sources reported that 'Woody' (as the girls like to call hi...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Enters A Rehab Clinic In Mississippi, Far, Far Away From Sexy, Foxy, Money-Hungry Women

Tiger Woods Enters A Rehab Clinic In Mississippi, Far, Far Away From Sexy, Foxy, Money-Hungry Women

Tiger Woods has finally agreed to enter a rehab center to deal with his groin problem of just not being able to keep "Little Tiger" in his pants. Tiger has checked into The Libido Be Gone Sexual Rehabilitation Clinic where he will remain for three...

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Funny story: Rehab theme park planned for child actors

Rehab theme park planned for child actors

Plans have been revealed today for a rehabilitation theme park, which will cater exclusively for former child stars. Several well know experts in the area of child star rehabilitation have been consulted including former stars and rehab regulars B...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard: "My Magic Roundabout Rehabilitation is going well!"

Steven Gerrard: "My Magic Roundabout Rehabilitation is going well!"

Melwood Training Ground, LIVERPOOL: Although widely reported in the media that Gerrard had used the international break, to step up his rehabilitation from a nagging groin injury. SpoofyDoofy was able to gain an exclusive insight into Steven Gerrar...

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Funny story: Rehab On Wheels Travels Between Hollywood, NYC, Nashville and Las Vegas.

Rehab On Wheels Travels Between Hollywood, NYC, Nashville and Las Vegas.

The new Rehab On Wheels is proving very popular with movie stars and singers and now has 12 vehicles ready to roll. "We can run up to NYC and pick up Winehouse or Lohan and come back to Nashville and pick up a dozen or so and then make a stop in...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Planning For Next Breakdown After Aussie Disaster

Britney Spears Planning For Next Breakdown After Aussie Disaster

Britney Spears says she may as well face it and get it over with as she plans to go with the flo and go ahead and get her next breakdown over with. "It's like that old song by the Stones, here come #19!" Apparently really down after her latest...

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Funny story: Pompous Ass Rehab Center Established in San Francisco

Pompous Ass Rehab Center Established in San Francisco

San Francisco CA: A pompous ass is not to be confused with, a piece of ass, ass man, gay people, a person having a big ass or a dumb horse's ass. The term applies only to those people who make you feel like "I don't want to be in the same room, stat...

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Funny story: Melanie Griffith In Rehab For Third Time, Out To Break Limbaugh, Clinton Record?

Melanie Griffith In Rehab For Third Time, Out To Break Limbaugh, Clinton Record?

Third times the charm so maybe Melanie Griffith's third visit to the same ski resort rehab will do the job. Mrs. Antonio Banderas or Melanie Griffith, claims she is not there to beat Rush Limbaugh and Bill Clinton's (For sex addiction) record of f...

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Funny story: Melanie Griffith Makes Third Appearance in Drug and Alchohol Rehab Center

Melanie Griffith Makes Third Appearance in Drug and Alchohol Rehab Center

Melanie Griffith, star of Working girl and wife of Antonio Banderas, is back in rehab for the third time in the past eleven years. The daughter of actress Tippi Hedron and ex-wife of Don Johnson, however, treated the latest stay as if it were an app...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Admitted To Clinic Following Humiliating Chess defeat

Spoof Writer Admitted To Clinic Following Humiliating Chess defeat

It has just been announced that Spoof writer Skoob1999 has been admitted to the Priority Clinic in north London following a humiliating chess defeat by fellow Spoof writer Monkey Woods, which was witnessed by 39 million on line viewers. Skoob1999...

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Funny story: Barney to Enter Rehab

Barney to Enter Rehab

Despite the color of his exterior, "Barney the Dinosaur" has been feeling quiet blue lately. The 'purple one' is said to be struggling to make ends meet in today's poor economy, making this one hard year for everyone's favorite dinosaur. Tuesday...

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Funny story: Famous dog admits to itchy belly

Famous dog admits to itchy belly

Archie "Hurfanagle" Inglebert Humperdink Blake has just been admitted to rehab to deal with his itchy belly addiction. A source close to the subject says 'It was really getting out of hand, he would just constantly flop over wanting a fix'. At...

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Funny story: New form of rehab for Wino-PCD!

New form of rehab for Wino-PCD!

It seems Amy Winehouse has agreed to join the pussycat dolls rehab centre for a while. This centre is surprisingly famous helping transform the budding stars of todays generation into respectable 'hoochie mamas' and 'strippers', this includes both...

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Funny story: George Bush enters Alcohol rehabilitation facility after strip-club binge

George Bush enters Alcohol rehabilitation facility after strip-club binge

Washington - U.S President George w. Bush has entered a Washington DC area rehab facility after crowds of onlookers where shocked to see the president carried from a local Texas strip club.

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Funny story: ITV announce "Rehab Idol" talent show

ITV announce "Rehab Idol" talent show

In the wake of Amy Winehouse's latest "comeback triumph" at Glastonbury, ITV bosses have announced plans for a new series "Rehab Idol".

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Funny story: Queen Mudder To Go Into Rehab

Queen Mudder To Go Into Rehab

Queen Mudder, the well-known story-writing sensation on satirical news website TheSpoof.com, has checked into a Rehab Clinic after suffering a mental breakdown, and is expected to sp...

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Funny story: Britney and Gazza's Shocking Re-hab Romance

Britney and Gazza's Shocking Re-hab Romance

The wacky L.A. celebrity scene was electrified yesterday when it was announced that Britney Spears has become engaged to Britain's ace footballer, Gazza.

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