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Funny story: President Raps: "It's Hard Out There fo a Hoe Bush!"

President Raps: "It's Hard Out There fo a Hoe Bush!"

Worst Prez Eva, Hoemasta GWB has released a new album with the hit release: "It's Hard Out There fo a Hoe Bush!"...

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Funny story: Alicia Keys - "Gangsta Rap A Conspiracy"

Alicia Keys - "Gangsta Rap A Conspiracy"

Grammy Award winning singer, Alicia Keys, has stated that she believes Gangsta Rap was a government controlled conspiracy; a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. Furthermore, she states, the dispute betw...

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Funny story: New comer rap artist "Shizzle Wizzle Jay" bites Eminem, mistaking him for an M&M.

New comer rap artist "Shizzle Wizzle Jay" bites Eminem, mistaking him for an M&M.

Experienced Rap artism Eminem was outraged when "Shizzle Wizzle Jay" took a big juicy bite out of his left arm. Apart from causing severe injuries, it also damaged Eminem's dignity, and reduced him to tears.

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Funny story: Cypress Hill Ask waitresses to dance in video

Cypress Hill Ask waitresses to dance in video

Latino rappers Cypress Hill have asked 3 local waitresses to dance in their next video after meeting the girls at a diner in San Diego.

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Funny story: Max Mosely To Become A Rapper

Max Mosely To Become A Rapper

FIA President and all round nice guy Max Mosely sensationally revealed that he is to become a rapper - under the name Maxy M.

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Funny story: Rapper Buys Graceland From Presley Family

Rapper Buys Graceland From Presley Family

Graceland was the house that Elvis built. The Memphis mansion was the home to Elvis, Priscilla, and the infant Lisa Marie Presley. It was later featured in a song and album by Paul Simon and has long been a museum/tourist attraction. That all ende...

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Funny story: Grammy's Newest Music Award to Recognize Best Country Music Rapper

Grammy's Newest Music Award to Recognize Best Country Music Rapper

Officials announced today that for the first time in music history the burgeoning genre of country rap music would be awarded at the Grammy Award Ceremony.

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Funny story: Eminem To Change His Name To Something Less Conspicuous As A Publicity Stunt

Eminem To Change His Name To Something Less Conspicuous As A Publicity Stunt

Popular singing star Eminem, who was bullied as a child, is to change his name in a bid to break into the mainstream music market, and to attempt to shed his image as an idiot.

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Funny story: Obama releases new rap track

Obama releases new rap track

Stung by criticism that he is not black enough, Barack Obama has released a new rap single. Although the lyrics have been kept a closely guarded secret, this website has been given a copy and can reveal the first few verses:...

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Funny story: Rap Star Twelve Pack 4 Sure Shot in Rear

Rap Star Twelve Pack 4 Sure Shot in Rear

Detroit (IP) - Rap star Twelve Pack 4 Sure was shot in the rear end by a rival rap star and is reported to be in fair condition.

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Funny story: Pam Ayres's new gangster rap album surprises the critics

Pam Ayres's new gangster rap album surprises the critics

'I wish I had looked after my Gold teeth, yo ho', the new Rap album from Pam Ayres has surprised many critics and reviewers.

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Funny story: Rich Boy turned Teacher?

Rich Boy turned Teacher?

(ATL)- Rapper Rich Boy has reportedly recently graduated an adult night class, certifying him as a teacher. After Rich Boy realized that rapping was harder than it sounded, especially after dropping out of college.

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Funny story: Lil' Wayne Arrested After Concert

Lil' Wayne Arrested After Concert

Hip-hop artist Lil' Wayne has been arrested after a concert in Idaho, and charged with being "absolutely talentless", authorities have said.

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Funny story: Rap Star impersonates NY cop by beating up black motorist

Rap Star impersonates NY cop by beating up black motorist

Rap star the Game (Jayceon Taylor) was given a conditional discharge after being brought to court for impersonating a police officer. Taylor, wearing a fake NY cop's uniform, stopped an automobile driven by a bla...

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Funny story: Rap mogul Angela Lansbury promotes new roster of "talent"

Rap mogul Angela Lansbury promotes new roster of "talent"

"Murder She Wrote" actress and jailed killer Angela Lansbury has been unveiling the roster of new acts she has signed to her "Crack Bitch" label.

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Funny story: Ludacris makes gigantic fish head sculpture to aid Arctic sea lions

Ludacris makes gigantic fish head sculpture to aid Arctic sea lions

Rapper Ludacris collected fish heads as a hobby until he stumbled upon a National Geographic TV program about the Arctic sea lion.

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Funny story: Muslim-Mormon Rap Fusion Duo Make Their First $1bn

Muslim-Mormon Rap Fusion Duo Make Their First $1bn

NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - One was born in Saudi Arabia, the other in Salt Lake City. One is a follower of Islam, the other a Mormon. But what links these two is their music and the one billion dollars they have made since forming their rap...

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