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Funny story: Country Boy Jimmy Dean Had The Very First Rap Song With His 1961 Hit "Big John"

Country Boy Jimmy Dean Had The Very First Rap Song With His 1961 Hit "Big John"

VARINA, Virginia - Snoop Dogg, 50-Cent, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, and 2Pac all sing rap music. And the very first singer to ever record a rap song was a white country boy named Jimmy Dean, who back in 1961, had a number one hit with his song "Big John." Y...

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Funny story: Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, and Chris Brown To Form A Rap Band Called "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, and Chris Brown To Form A Rap Band Called "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

HARLEM - Hip hop rapper 50 Cent was in Harlem visiting his favorite cousin Tyrone P. Blumenthal, aka 25 Cent, when he was asked if the rumors of a super rap group were true. The man known as 50 Cent, jiggled his neck bling bling, took out the obli...

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Funny story: U.S. "Straight" Rapper Rapped Up In Homophobic Claims

U.S. "Straight" Rapper Rapped Up In Homophobic Claims

Wale the U.S. based smooth, good looking and extra cute Rapper is facing bitch lashing after making a decision to cancel a scheduled performance at an event for a U.S. Gay and Lesbian community. Wale is an American rapper from Washington, who, by...

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Funny story: President Obama Books The Hip Hop Rap Band, Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz To Play At "The First Mama's" Mothers' Day Party

President Obama Books The Hip Hop Rap Band, Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz To Play At "The First Mama's" Mothers' Day Party

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - President Obama was in Cheyenne addressing the annual convention of The Wyoming Bison Breeders Coalition and Association. The president stated "Now lissen up y'all. Dem buffaloes is still a very important and integral part of d...

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Funny story: N-Dubz Too Wicked For NYC

N-Dubz Too Wicked For NYC

Strange news from New York City - Harlem dude Chester Scott-Heron, who lives on 125th Street by the el-tracks close to Lexington Avenue invited British hardcore rappers N-Dubz from Camden Town over for a visit, but they declined. A clearly baffled...

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Funny story: Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz - The World's First Muslim Rap Band

Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz - The World's First Muslim Rap Band

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia - In the land of mosques, Islam, Ramadan, two-humped camels, and the Abajad numeral 786, has now emerged a national phenomenon. Four young Muslim individuals have joined to form the world's first Muslim rap band. The four, all...

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Funny story: New Phone For Rappers Launched. Aiii.

New Phone For Rappers Launched. Aiii.

A new mobile handset is set to be launched and take the rapping world by storm. The Banana Aiii-phone is due for release in the next three minutes worldwide. Specifically designed with the rapper or 'street' bling merchant in mind, it will come pa...

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Funny story: Confusion Reigns as LAPD Implicate Tupac in Biggie Murder

Confusion Reigns as LAPD Implicate Tupac in Biggie Murder

The LAPD continued to make a mockery of law enforcement this week, in their latest ill-fated investigation into the murder of Rap Legend Biggie Smalls. Long after closing the initial case, a junior officer stumbled across "Rap Beef" volumes one to...

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Funny story: Kanye West Signs The Three Colorado Balloon Boys To A Rap Music Recording Contract

Kanye West Signs The Three Colorado Balloon Boys To A Rap Music Recording Contract

DENVER - Hip-hop rapper Kanye West has just revealed to the music media that he has signed the three Heehaw boys, also known as The Colorado Balloon Boys to a $2 million rap music recording contract. West said that he recently saw a U Tube video t...

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Funny story: Limbaugh's NFL Rams Bid Denied; Rap Group Buys into Dolphins: What's the Name of Dat Tune?

Limbaugh's NFL Rams Bid Denied; Rap Group Buys into Dolphins: What's the Name of Dat Tune?

A high powered group of wealthy business men announced today that Rush Limbaugh was being dropped from the syndicate recently organized to buy the St. Louis, Rams, a financially strapped, and athletically challenged National Football League Team.

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Funny story: Bonkettes To Receive The Full Inch Down Under

Bonkettes To Receive The Full Inch Down Under

It's just been announced that UK rapper The Full Inch is to fly to Sydney, Australia to meet with sexy girl band the Bonkettes with a view to a guest spot at the Sydney Opera House leg of the band's world tour. Bonkettes lead singer, BJ Swallow to...

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Funny story: Rapper Swizz Lil Stick Beatz Wants Gag Order in Divorce Trial

Rapper Swizz Lil Stick Beatz Wants Gag Order in Divorce Trial

Rapper Swizz Lil Stick Beatz wants a secret divorce proceeding after his not so secret affair with Jazz singer Alicia Keyes. Beatz wife will stand for no such thing as she would like the world to know her pain: "Swizzle is a cheating little dick...

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Funny story: New Microphone for Gamers can Mimic Regional Accents

New Microphone for Gamers can Mimic Regional Accents

A new microphone for gamers is hitting the market that can change your accent. Now, someone from Ireland can mimic a Californian, and a Californian can sound just like a New Yorker. Yesterday I used it (I'm from Florida) to convince a group of Aust...

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Funny story: 50 Cent: 'I'm Mozart.'

50 Cent: 'I'm Mozart.'

Following the growing trend of televised celebrity regression, we can reveal some alarming revelations about rapper and prat 50 Cent, who has revealed that he was in fact Mozart in his former existence. "It would explain a lot" quipped the potty...

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Funny story: "I don't want your faggoty PC-lovin' money," claims US rapper Tricky Trick

"I don't want your faggoty PC-lovin' money," claims US rapper Tricky Trick

A rapper who is better known for his extremely large vocabulary of swear words than any musical talent has warned potential purchasers that his new album contains extreme homophobic lyrics, nasty and lewd remarks, references to women as 'b*tches' and...

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Funny story: Ice Cube endorses, well um...ice cubes!

Ice Cube endorses, well um...ice cubes!

American rap star Ice Cube has announced that he is planning on endorsing a new range of ice cubes which are predicted to be in stores next month. The star, famous for hit songs such as 'check yo self' and 'today was a good day' announced the new...

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Funny story: Ed '75-Cent' McMahon

Ed '75-Cent' McMahon

POMONA, California - Ed McMahon the 85-year-old former Johnny Carson sidekick on the Tonight Show has announced that he will be appearing in two viral rap music videos. McMahon reportedly said that ever since he was 9-years-old he has had a deep...

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