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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Vow To Protect Border

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Vow To Protect Border

As the seven migrant caravans move ever closer to the US/Mexico border, President Donald Trump received a major boost earlier today, when the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders vowed to 'stand their ground' in the faces of the invaders, and to dance to the...

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Funny story: The Simpsons In A Fix, As Apu Refuses To Leave

The Simpsons In A Fix, As Apu Refuses To Leave

Producers of popular TV show, The Simpsons, are wracking their brains over what to do about its future tonight, after a planned axing of the Apu character went slightly askew, when Apu refused to leave. Citing 'contractual obligations', Apu has sa...

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Funny story: Robert Rundo Arrested By Rozzers

Robert Rundo Arrested By Rozzers

The white supremacist, Robert Rundo, has been arrested in California for inciting riots, and excessive use of the letter 'r'. Rundo, the really rather revolting Right-wing rebel renegade, and originator of the Rise Above Movement (RAM), has routi...

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Funny story: President Trump To Change The Ending Of 'In The Heat Of The Night' (1967)

President Trump To Change The Ending Of 'In The Heat Of The Night' (1967)

In the latest of a series of ultraradical Right-leaning decisions, US President Donald Trump has decided to change the ending of the highly-influential 1967 Norman Jewison movie, 'In The Heat Of The Night'. The movie starring Rod Steiger and Sidne...

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Funny story: Man doesn't like Muslims

Man doesn't like Muslims

Geoff Baffle, 47, of Coventry, has begun a campaign to eliminate Muslims from his town. The campaign so far has 3,000 followers, but councillors have so far ignored him. Baffle protests that Muslims dress in a strange manner and often try to attra...

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Funny story: The Ku KLux Klan to welcome minorities

The Ku KLux Klan to welcome minorities

The Ku Klux Klan has announced plans to introduce more diversity into the organisation to combat dwindling membership. Speaking by phone from his compound in Red Knob, Arkansas, Gaylord McFukwit, leader of the Swamp Knights, the biggest of the US...

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Funny story: Vampires Confirm White Blood Purest Blood

Vampires Confirm White Blood Purest Blood

In an earth-shattering report, a study released earlier today by the VRI -- now known as the Vampire Research Institute -- concluded that the blood of caucasians is widely considered by the vampiric community to be the most “pure” and desired blood o...

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Funny story: No More Monkeying Around!

No More Monkeying Around!

Congressman Ron DeSantis, now the GOP candidate in Florida's upcoming gubernatorial election, has drawn major country-wide consternation for using the word “monkey” when discussing the idea of voting for his new opponent, Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gil...

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Funny story: "Trump spends at least 30% of his day yelling the N word," says White House intern

"Trump spends at least 30% of his day yelling the N word," says White House intern

He is well known for his closet racism, but it seems that Trump suffers from a severe psychological disorder - sometimes called negrophobia, but also known as TDRT. This magnifies the problem and causes uncontrollable outbursts of racism. Tiny Dic...

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Funny story: Immigration Enforcement (ICE) Will Never Melt

Immigration Enforcement (ICE) Will Never Melt

President Donald Rump today said that 4 Democratic Senators calling for the abolition of Immigrant Customs Enforcement (ICE) proved that the Democratic Party wanted Central American rapists, murderers, and other degenerate criminals to come to the U.

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Funny story: Newspaper Makes Racist Gaffe

Newspaper Makes Racist Gaffe

There was controversy in East Yorkshire this morning when local newspaper, The Hull Daily Mail, made a terrible howler when reporting on injured Hull City defender Moses Odubajo. The 'newspaper', its 'almost-correctness' almost legendary, was cove...

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Funny story: Man orders 'black' coffee and is arrested for being a racist

Man orders 'black' coffee and is arrested for being a racist

Hoping for a quick caffeine boost before heading off to work, a US/Italian man in Philadelphia, ordered a 'black' coffee at a well known, downtown coffee bar and was promptly arrested! Actually, it was not him whom the cops came to arrest. Unfortu...

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Funny story: Trump Club Proves Bonding Experience for Diversely Bigoted Florida Family

Trump Club Proves Bonding Experience for Diversely Bigoted Florida Family

Attending meetings of the St. John's County chapter of the national pro-president group known as The Trump Club has proven a true family bonding experience, say the diversely bigoted members of the Jenks family of St. Augustine, Florida. The Jenk...

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Funny story: Bing Crosby Chrissy classic banned at Brit University!

Bing Crosby Chrissy classic banned at Brit University!

"I'm dreaming of a WHITE Christmas," a Bing Crosby Christmas classic pop song, has been classified as "RACIST" by students dreaming of a romp in the snow! It seems a snow blizzard entered the heads of the students as they inquired into whether the...

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Funny story: Yale solves hanging portrait white race issue

Yale solves hanging portrait white race issue

Yale University - The Dean of Yale's Pierson College, Phallus Blanco, has responded to complaints surrounding his hanging portraits of white men in the residence halls. As reported previously (Click to read) "Yale college removes portraits of wh...

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Funny story: Cooking For A Queen

Cooking For A Queen

Always at the forefront of breaking news (or at the very least listening in on other peoples conversations) we spoke to the Queens ex chef to find out what grub she loved! An exquisitely tall gentlemen, easily approaching 9ft 5, his arms the lengt...

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Funny story: Racists Line Up for Presidential Pardon

Racists Line Up for Presidential Pardon

Charlottesville, VA - As part of a newly announced program, hundreds of racists across the country have lined up in Charlottesville, Virginia to apply for President Trump's presidential pardon. The pardon is granted automatically. To be eligibl...

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