London - Fears that his pretence to the Throne of Albion has been rumbled have resulted in Prince Charles launching yet another 'extinction' rant. The destruction of a carefully crafted royal fiction had seen him sitting pretty on his royal compos...
LONDON - Seeking to capitalize on the success of their controversial docu-drama "The Taking of Prince Harry", the UK's Channel 4 is planning a sequel. In it Prince Charles visits Mexico on a benevolent mission, where he is abducted by a Mexican drug...
Scotland - 'Fun guy or fungi?' was the dilemma today after a back-to-nature weekend photo-op backfired horribly on the Prince, snapped in ridiculous tartan galoshes picking mushrooms near Loch Ness. This morning his locally foraged mushroom hotpot...
London - Wacky self-publicists Charles and Camilla are having a field day gawping at the burnt out remains of the London riots. Cops kept a beady eye as the pair arrived at Tottenham Leisure Centre amid fears they might loot some of the public don...
It was announced yesterday from Clarence House that HRH Charles, The Prince of Wales is to enter the private St.Twinkle's Hospital in London's Park Lane early next month to have an operation to remove his ears. Following there removal from his head...
Prince Philip is obviously upset at the demise of his beloved News of the World newspaper. He confessed, this morning, to Prince Charles that he is indeed going to miss reading the paper. He reminisced with Charles about the 'good old days' of Th...
Word in exclusive circles has it that there's a hot book deal in the offing for Pippa Middleton, the UK's top posh totty hot property. For we have it on the authority of no less an authority than the authority of our old friend and Hollywood oracle,...
The true purpose behind the recent visit to the United States by Prince Charles plus his meeting there with President Obama was revealed in a short statement issued by Clarence House yesterday. It states simply that Prince Charles and his second wife...
Miss Piggy now crowned the infamous "Duchess of Pork" today finally revealed to the world why she blackmailed the Royals. It was terrible! I thought I was the Lovechild of Prince Charles & Camilla. They gave me away when I was born. All m...
Washington - A CIA briefing has laid bare the fetid fucts - er...facts!: Charles is General Pinochet's son and owes the US taxman billions of dollars in unpaid war crime fines. Still hyperventilating at Bin Laden's death the Pretender slithered i...
The Royal Family, David Cameron, The people of the quintessentially English and Berkshire village Bucklebury, and that mental bloke who camped out for days on the pavement outside Westminster Abbey last week, have all been left reeling today followin...
There is nothing worse than waking up with a horse head in your bed. In the movie, The Godfather, Corleone's godson, Johnny Fontane, requested help from Corleone to get a role in a new movie. Tom Hagen was sent to Hollywood to meet with Jack Woltz, to ensure that Johnny got the role. After refusing, Woltz finds the severed head of his prized race horse, Khartoum, in bed as he awakes in the...
For hundreds of years, doctors assigned to the Royal Family have done their duty to see that all prospective brides of the Royals are pure and chaste. This procedure involves interviews, confessions, and a physical examination to verify that the hym...
Prince Charles, father of Prince William, has claimed the right of "Jus Primae Noctis" (right of first night) with Kate Middleton on his son's upcoming marriage to the English woman. The right, also called "droit du seigneur" (the lord's right) allo...
London - Former Riggs Bank CEO Joe Albritton very nearly went bust before his money laundering Pinochet slushfund was rescued by Mossad. He's now been invited to the 29 April cringefest where royal impostor Prince William ties the knot with Buckle...
Seamus O'Toole, thought to be one of Ireland's leading chefs, has been fired, in an ignominious brawl, from the Royal kitchen that is currently in the throes of preparing the feast for the great wedding. Over a hundred kitchen staff stood in amaz...
Anglesey - Clips from the five minute aerial skirmish were posted on the Royal YouBoob! site today as the Queen visited RAF Valley in Wales. The footage shows RAF search and rescue pilot Prince William singlehandedly shooting down an ominous mothe...
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