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Funny story: Joan Collins Admits Her Porn Films The Stud and Bitch Led to Riots & Breakdown in British Values

Joan Collins Admits Her Porn Films The Stud and Bitch Led to Riots & Breakdown in British Values

A tearful Joan Collins has finally broken her silence since the UK riots and admitted that her soft porn films in the 1970s made when she was a struggling and naive middle aged actress, has had a big part to play in the breakdown of British good mann...

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Funny story: Chiswick invaded by Daleks

Chiswick invaded by Daleks

Geek Porn films are proud to announce a strictly limited event celebrating the Dalek invasion of Turnham Green. A private screening of a rare and controversial film will be shown at The Doctor Who Convention which takes place at the Gerorge 1V com...

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Funny story: English man arrested in Tuscany for reading hard-core porno in public instead of Sunday times supplement!

English man arrested in Tuscany for reading hard-core porno in public instead of Sunday times supplement!

An English man was arrested in the famous, Piazza del Duomo, for reading hard-core porno instead of his usual Sunday Times supplement. He was thrown into the dungeons under the Ponte Vecchio bridge amongst the rats and after several rounds of medi...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton denies the rumours that she has nicknamed her "vagina" the "Pink Palace."

Pippa Middleton denies the rumours that she has nicknamed her "vagina" the "Pink Palace."

An ace female reporter from 'The Daily Tacky' wrote today that Pippa Middleton indeed denies the rumours that she has nicknamed her "vagina" the "Pink Palace." In a telephone interview today Pippa was said to be in tears when she heard the rumour...

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Funny story: Porn industry to raid Wimbledon

Porn industry to raid Wimbledon

The noise of women's tennis has long been the centre of attention for many people. Screaming, grunting and howling have become part of this established game. Indeed, closing ones eyes can transport you, not to the lush courts of Wimbledon, but to the...

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Funny story: Google working on 'Quantum Search'

Google working on 'Quantum Search'

Following their announcement earlier this week that Google is to roll-out both voice and picture-recognition searches to computers, Buster Gonad, an insider explained that the company has something 'much bigger, much clever-er' up it's sleeve. 'We...

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Funny story: Video May Hold Clues to Star's Disappearance

Video May Hold Clues to Star's Disappearance

A recently discovered home movie of Tula Van Winkle, the popular Dutch actress who disappeared under mysterious circumstances at the age of 87 in March 1976, is currently being investigated by Dutch authorities. The videotape, which was found at...

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Funny story: World's tallest man sought by Porn companies

World's tallest man sought by Porn companies

This week the world's tallest man, at 2.36m (7ft 8.95in) has saved two dolphins by using his long arms to reach into their stomachs and pull out dangerous plastic shards. Mongolian herdsman Bao Xishun was called in after the dolphins swallowed pla...

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Funny story: Smut Shortage Strikes Internet

Smut Shortage Strikes Internet

It's official - there just isn't enough smut, filth, porn, and perversion available on the internet these days. At a conference in a Godalming motel, fifty leading internet entrepreneurs agreed that there just isn't enough smut to go around, and o...

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Funny story: Kermit The Frog Is 'Perverted' Says Miss Piggy

Kermit The Frog Is 'Perverted' Says Miss Piggy

Kermit the Frog, 53, is said to be in hiding after sordid revelations have been leaked from sources close to the beleaguered star. In scenes reminiscent of the recent Charlie Sheen episodes, the usually clean cut star of The Muppets has been on a...

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Funny story: UK Bans XXX Squirting Videos While Americans Laugh, FAP, Reupholster.

UK Bans XXX Squirting Videos While Americans Laugh, FAP, Reupholster.

Fresh from England, the country that can't figure out how to merge cold and hot water in one tap, or safely install electrical outlets in a bathroom, comes the news that all pornographic "squirting" movies are banned in the UK, claiming that, instead of showing female ejaculation, it is in reality depicting "golden showers" or "Piss-Play"(1). "Since the NHS(2) has reported that there is no such...

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Funny story: Playboy Magazine At 57: Can People Still Beat Off To It?

Playboy Magazine At 57: Can People Still Beat Off To It?

For those of us who found a brace of semi-moist Playboy magazines inexplicably stashed in the woods near their home -- and spontaneously gummed up their Underoos with Tween-Jizz before they got home, looking at at Playboy magazine in its 57th year of...

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Funny story: Navy Corpsman Confirms: Bin Laden Burial Bath First He Had in Years!

Navy Corpsman Confirms: Bin Laden Burial Bath First He Had in Years!

A retired Marine Corpsman confirmed what is now seeping out on the internet, that Osama Bin Laden was a very 'dirty' fifty-four year old Terrorist who refused to shower, terrorized women and was addicted to Porn! Confirming the charges is a new bo...

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Funny story: Muppet Porn Ring Exposed

Muppet Porn Ring Exposed

After over 40 years, disturbing footage of a pornagraphic nature has been discovered that implicates many of the Muppets. The films were found in the personal effects of Mr. Harold Hooper, the original Sesame Street shop owner. Most of the show...

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Funny story: Thousands of Naked Pictures & Porn Literature Missing From Spoof Discovered in Bin Laden Villa!

Thousands of Naked Pictures & Porn Literature Missing From Spoof Discovered in Bin Laden Villa!

TheSpoof.com editor Mark Lowton was at a loss yesterday as news leaked out that a horde of illicit material, missing from his site for over a month, and worth millions of points, had been found by SEAL team 6 in the Pakistan raid that took out Bin La...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Bin Wankin?

Bin Laden Bin Wankin?

Did Osama like to crack one off? The evidence suggests that the recently deceased terror chief was a master at pocket billiards. It is claimed that he had more porno films than a Home Secretary's husband. Bin Laden may well have sought refuge in mast...

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Funny story: Peter North Stars Hockey Team Blows Huge, Gelatinous, Ropelike Petition for Entry onto NHL's Stomach

Peter North Stars Hockey Team Blows Huge, Gelatinous, Ropelike Petition for Entry onto NHL's Stomach

The NHL has a potential scandal on their hands, now that the Peter North Stars, a Florida-based hockey team owned by XXX penis-for-hire Peter North, had made their burning, lustful desire to become an NHL franchise official. Dear Gay Professional Ath...

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