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Funny story: Pope shoots back

Pope shoots back

Rome Italy - Faithful onlookers where shocked today when Pope Benedict fired two anti aircraft missiles from his "Pope mobile" today at would be assassins. Apparently the Pope was tipped off from insiders of the exact location of the assailants w...

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Funny story: The Pope Defends Priest against Alter Boys

The Pope Defends Priest against Alter Boys

When asked about the celibacy requirements of priest and weather it leads to the abuse of alter boys, Pope Benedict XVI declined to give an answer. The Vatican in response to the media questioning denied that its celibacy requirement for priests...

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Funny story: Vatican cover-up as President Kaczynski named Pope John Paul II's natural son

Vatican cover-up as President Kaczynski named Pope John Paul II's natural son

Smolensk - (Pie-in-the-Sky): President Lech Kaczynski, who died in a mystery plane crash at the weekend, was Pope John Paul II's son and a secret protégé of current Pope Joe Ratzinger. Kaczynski, 61, and his monozygotic twin Jaroslaw, 69, had been...

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Funny story: Mrs Ratzinger's Holy Week Seizure

Mrs Ratzinger's Holy Week Seizure

Windsore - (Holy Ass Mess): The small print in their 1945 prenup is explicit: any scandalous cock-ups/sordid cover-ups involving altar boys, prepubescent choiristers or trainee seminarians will damn their consecrated union for eternity. And a ba...

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Funny story: Sinead O'Connor Calls Pope a Criminal . . . Again

Sinead O'Connor Calls Pope a Criminal . . . Again

She shot to fame 20 years ago with her shaved head, chiseled cheeks and haunting rendition of the song "Nothing Compares 2 U." Then she gained notoriety when she tore up a photo of Pope John Paul II on American TV, calling him "the enemy" and urging...

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Funny story: Ireland Declares War On The Vatican

Ireland Declares War On The Vatican

Paddy McSodabread, the Irish state Emperor, this morning declared war with the Vatican city after demands for retribution from the Catholic community prompted decisive and swift action from their government. The Pope responded to the declaration o...

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Funny story: Pope To Appear On Saturday Night Live

Pope To Appear On Saturday Night Live

Having sneaked into the country overnight, Pope Benedict XVI got down to the studio to practice his routines, beginning with, "Live From Vatican City Moved To New York, It's Me, The Pope!" "I just found out that the popemobile has a Toyota motor.

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Funny story: Pope Tells Charity, "You Go to War With The Salvation Army You Have, Not the Salvation Army You Want."

Pope Tells Charity, "You Go to War With The Salvation Army You Have, Not the Salvation Army You Want."

The Salvation Army was founded in 1865. Its first converts were alcoholics, heroin addicts, prostitutes and other "undesirables" unwelcome in polite Christian society. And for nearly 150 years, these undesirables have been running one of the most luc...

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Funny story: Queen's ashes to be returned to husband in the Vatican

Queen's ashes to be returned to husband in the Vatican

Sandringham, Norfolk - (RIP Mess): Instructions in her Last Will & Testicle stipulate her legal next of kin must inter her ashes next to those of her father Adolf Hitler in the Vatican mausoleum. The 1950 draft, witnessed and signed by General...

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Funny story: Queen makes official complaint about Pope Benedict's publicity stunt upstaging her Xmas speech

Queen makes official complaint about Pope Benedict's publicity stunt upstaging her Xmas speech

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth's Christmas speech was ruined by Pope Benedict this year, when the Pontiff hired a young woman to leap out and push him over in St. Peter's, Rome. And so he got all the main headlines, and was sitting chortling to himself...

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Funny story: Pope Offers Rematch

Pope Offers Rematch

Pope Benedict XVI today offered the dual nationality Swiss Italian lady in red who tugged him to the ground as he prepared to conduct midnight mass at the Basilica San Pietro a rematch. "I vosn't ready for it," the former Cardinal Ratzenberger tol...

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Funny story: Darth Benedict XVI Wrestled To The Ground

Darth Benedict XVI Wrestled To The Ground

Darth Benedict XVI was wrestled to the ground by a female member of the rebellion yesterday, who breached the security barriers at the start of this year's Xmas Eve Black Mass. The 325-year-old ex-Nazi pontiff was caught on camera being dragged to...

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Funny story: Pope Caught With His Pants Down

Pope Caught With His Pants Down

Vatican City, Rome - Pope Benedict XVI was caught quite literally with his pants down. Early in the morning on Dec 8th of last year just before leaving to attend the Solemnity of the Immaculate Conception of the Blessed Virgin Mary ceremony, a Swiss...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict forgives the heathen

Pope Benedict forgives the heathen

Vatican City - Pope Benedict, taking a lesson from those who forgave his complicity in the Holocaust, has chosen to receive a divine revelation, allowing him to forgive those who strayed from Christ's message of idolatry and popery. "It is time to...

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Funny story: Changing Rooms Team Really Piss Off The Pope

Changing Rooms Team Really Piss Off The Pope

The Pope was reported to be 'seriously pissed off' tonight after the BBC's 'Changing Rooms' team descended on the Vatican Museums and used graffiti cleaning chemicals to 'clean up' the Raphael Rooms and the Sistene Chapel. "This is a disgrace!" on...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Denies Sainthood for Obama, Frank & Pelosi: Rectal Bleeding Doesn't Qualify as Stigmata!

Pope Benedict XVI Denies Sainthood for Obama, Frank & Pelosi: Rectal Bleeding Doesn't Qualify as Stigmata!

Rome, Italy/ Bloody Ass Religious Mess - The world's religious leaders are humming today with the news that President Obama, amongst others of his anointed minions, won't be granted Saint Hood by the Pope. The President's Religious Czar, Reverend...

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Funny story: Papal Black Widow dies of poisoning after bite

Papal Black Widow dies of poisoning after bite

Prague - (Tangled World Wide Web): A Black Widow spider died in hideous agony from food poisoning after biting the Pope today. Reporters watched mesmerised as the 3 inch diameter arachnid crawled up the pontifical vestments while Papa Ratzi ramble...

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