Washington DC, July 19, 2008: American medical research and technology have always been at the forefront of pioneering new methods of saving lives. No area of medicine is as important as developing Politically Corrective (PC) Surgical techniques.
No longer will recipes in standard cookbooks be able to use such words as "beat" or "whip" or "brown" or "blacken." This language has been declared offensive by Political Correctness experts and will not be pe...
(Tunbridge Wells, England) - The Tunbridge Wells Borough Council has finally provided proof to the world that too much time on your hands will drive you completely batty. In a memo sent to city workers, the council has instructed all employees to us...
(Washington D.C.) - A spokesman for Dick Cheney today tried to mitigate the reaction to a remark the Vice President made yesterday about the frequency of incest in the American South. Speaking at the National Press Club on Monday, Cheney drew nervou...
The Political Correctness Institute has decided to change the titles of many famous songs, as they are concerned one person might be offended by them somewhere. And so here are the top 10 politically correct songs: * 'The Laughing Vertically-Challenged Man With Equal Rights And Opportunities', David Bowie. * 'Stairway To An Unproven Afterlife Area Which May Or May Not...
HUMAN rights campaigners were today celebrating the decision by MPs to scrap the need for a father before allowing women to seek IVF treatment.
A Police Constable has today gone mad after his Personal Computer went mad due to being loaded with Politically Correct data containing what a fellow PC described as "PC gone mad".
Police in Bristol have this morning swooped to arrest a man acting strangely who could well be former writer for TheSpoof.com, Politicalpop, according to my imagination.
In response to catterwalls of criticism, the BBC has launched a hiring campaign to diversify its image.
'Scare quotes' are no longer frightening 'enough people', according to 'experts'. The 'shock findings' by Tokyo's 'prestigious' Institute for Fear Research (IFR) is sure to spark 'moral panic' espec...
CLEVELAND, OHIO -- In a self-policing move to fend off possible Congressional hearings into the use of performance enhancing drugs by top musical recording artists, the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame announced today it will purge itself of any music made b...
For years people called me a 'tiny-tranny-perv-beast' and a 'rotten little Scot slipper' so I know what it's like to be on the end of an extra long, wordy insult.
An illegal immigrant from Mexico today shot and killed a machine at the self-service checkout stand at a local Home Depot, a large home improvement supplies store, in Los Angeles.
The new National Ice-cream card comes out today. This is the latest of a string of fresh ideas from National Ice-cream in order to reinstate the image of ice-cream. Holders of the card pay from five pounds a month and in return they can get any ice c...
Washington, D.C. - Fearful that he would be discovered he had to supplement his government employee income by working a second job at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International airport, Senator Craig took his shoeshine man business into the bathroom stal...
(Washington) - With the population of the United States now standing at 300 million, the newest group to be granted official minority status is: rich white males.
Washington, D.C. - Vice President Cheney is expected to turn over Presidential authority to President Bush for his scheduled surgery to have his pacemaker battery replaced on Saturday. It will be the second time Bush will be in control of the nation...
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