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Funny story: Halloween Promotion leads to City Quarantine

Halloween Promotion leads to City Quarantine

Police have today slammed a Melbourne events company for having "a reckless lack of social awareness" after a publicity stunt for an upcoming Halloween event caused chaos in an inner-city apartment building and the closure of an entire city block.
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Funny story: Democrats, GOP Chiefs Advise Hong Kong Cops

Democrats, GOP Chiefs Advise Hong Kong Cops

At the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida, in 2012, demonstrators and others were kept inside of a wire pen, which was classified as the approved "free speech zone." And police officers herded protestors and press into the huge cage.

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Funny story: Police Can't Return Unwanted Tanks To Pentagon

Police Can't Return Unwanted Tanks To Pentagon

After images of tank-like vehicles in Ferguson turned against ordinary citizens, many towns are trying to return military gear supplied by the Defense Department-and finding it impossible. The tanks came from a vast Defense Department program that...

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Funny story: Near-sighted policeman arrests saxophone

Near-sighted policeman arrests saxophone

A near-sighted policeman currently serving in Sheffield was the talk of his force, when he arrested a saxophone, mistaking the instrument for a crook. An onlooker described the moment when the policeman pulled up outside the music shop and grabbed...

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Funny story: Pig pigs out at "Drunken Donuts"

Pig pigs out at "Drunken Donuts"

WHEN PIGS FLY, NJ - Police officers are famous for their fondness for doughnuts, and, recently, one of Winslow Township's finest showed his appreciation of the sweets in dramatic fashion--by ramming his cruiser--actually, an SUV--through the front wi...

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Funny story: Fanfiction prompts arrest of rising TV star

Fanfiction prompts arrest of rising TV star

Jane Dawson, officer of New Orleans county, arrested 16-year-old Danny Rivers, star of the upcoming series Rock Out, at his own doorstep last evening. She explained to the Sheriff that she developed an impression of Rivers already after Googling...

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Funny story: Thief in red van steals letters from post boxes

Thief in red van steals letters from post boxes

POLICE have launched a man-hunt following the theft of letters and parcels from postal Pillar Boxes across the UK. Members of the public reported to Police a red van drawing up at double yellow lines, shortly vacated by a blue-capped man in his 40...

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Funny story: Anti-Twelvie Division Commander hates talent show

Anti-Twelvie Division Commander hates talent show

The International Children's Song Contest is coming to town, and Sgt Bob Smith of the Queensland Police is none too happy. Headline acts for the show include the Arnot sisters, Rose and Rikki, who have been described by Sgt Smith as 'hearing a dru...

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Funny story: Thefts reveal retail giant's plans to sell "adults-only items"

Thefts reveal retail giant's plans to sell "adults-only items"

BUG TUSSLE, AK -- Despite its treatment of its employees, many of whom receive minimum wages and no health or other benefits, Mallwart has the reputation, whether deserved or not, of being a "family-friendly" retailer. However, in the wake of rece...

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Funny story: Parents of Sick Child locked up for Wanting the best for their Sick Child

Parents of Sick Child locked up for Wanting the best for their Sick Child

The British Establishment was today attempting to dig itself out of an almighty quarry of a hole after it treated two caring parents the same as they would a terrorist hell-bent on Jihad. The Police force and the British Courts are responsible for...

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Funny story: Irish fighting mad over pub closing

Irish fighting mad over pub closing

RUB-A-DUB-DUBLIN, IRELAND, THE EMERALD ISLE -- Oil Can Mary's, a popular pub in Rub-a-Dub-Dublin's gay district, has been closed "until further notice," an act that has enraged the establishment's regular patrons. "Two micks are killed, and I have...

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Funny story: Finders Weepers - Cops Cuff Criminal Coin Collector

Finders Weepers - Cops Cuff Criminal Coin Collector

Providence, RI, and Athens, Gr -- Usually, it's a case of finders keepers, losers weepers. Not this time, though. A "prominent collector" in Rhode Island (which, despite its name, is not actually an island) relinquished his claims to ownership...

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Funny story: Almost 39 Million African-Americans Not Shot By Police Last Week

Almost 39 Million African-Americans Not Shot By Police Last Week

Ferguson, MO - Last week a white police officer in Ferguson, MO, shot and killed Michael Brown, who was an 18 years old black male. The shooting has ignited demonstrations and riots in the city of Ferguson, as well as other locations across the U.S.

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Funny story: Missouri Cops Sent to Sesame Street

Missouri Cops Sent to Sesame Street

Sesame Street, USA - Police in Missouri are being told how to get to Sesame Street for career counseling and psychological reprogramming. "Every little boy plays soldier at some time in his development," said Evelyn Puchlens, executive director of...

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Funny story: Police now searching random 70's pop singers houses in hope to find evidence of sexual offences

Police now searching random 70's pop singers houses in hope to find evidence of sexual offences

In a bold attempt to clamp down on historic sexual offences against minors or women, the London Metropolitan Police have decided to randomly searched all homes of pop singers and TV presenters from the 1970's, with the aim of finding some evidence of...

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Funny story: De Blasio meets the Godfather; outsources NYPD to the Mob

De Blasio meets the Godfather; outsources NYPD to the Mob

Rome - Snubbed by The Holy Father, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio had a private audience with The Godfather on the first day of his Italian vacation. The meeting paid off immediately, with the mob boss agreeing to take over the operation of the New Yo...

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Funny story: Cop this!

Cop this!

In a last ditch attempt to totally wipe out Police credibility in the UK Scotland Yard is set to hire recruits with criminal convictions in a new drive to put 5,000 extra crooks on the street. Not any old crooks, but a large percentage of ethnic croo...

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