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Funny story: Cheryl Cole pregnant by Piers Morgan?

Cheryl Cole pregnant by Piers Morgan?

It has been announced to the press, by me, since I've just made it up, that X-Factor Judge, Cheryl Cole and Britain's Got Talent Judge, Piers Morgan are expecting a child together. It is alleged that the two met several months ago, during one of...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock and Murray The Magician Make It - Doogie Horner and Mary Ellen Head On Back Home

America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock and Murray The Magician Make It - Doogie Horner and Mary Ellen Head On Back Home

HOLLYWOOD - The America's Got Talent Judges, Piers "The British Bloke" Morgan, Sharon "Sniffles" Osbourne, and Howie "The Germophobic" Mandel are getting better at picking the contestants who will be moving on in the AGT competition. All three tol...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent: The Denver Belly Dancers, Kaya and Sadie Told To Pack Their Bags...Ahh Suitcases And Go On Back Home

America's Got Talent: The Denver Belly Dancers, Kaya and Sadie Told To Pack Their Bags...Ahh Suitcases And Go On Back Home

HOLLYWOOD - In what Nick "The Stick" Cannon called one of the biggest surprises in the two years that he has been hosting America's Got Talent, the Denver belly dancing duo of Kaya and Sadie were sent home by the judges. Piers Morgan said that alt...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Piers Morgan Explains Why The Little 11-Year-Old White Rapper From Dallas Got Sent Back Home

America's Got Talent: Piers Morgan Explains Why The Little 11-Year-Old White Rapper From Dallas Got Sent Back Home

HOLLYWOOD - Two thirds of the America's Got Talent Judges were born in England. Sharon Osbourne, 52, was born in Brixton, London and Piers Morgan, 48, was born in Guildford Surrey. The dapper Piers Morgan, who many say has been picked to replace t...

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Funny story: Larry King On Piers Morgan: 'I Don't Know If I'd Recognize Him. Where am I? Are you my Mommy?"

Larry King On Piers Morgan: 'I Don't Know If I'd Recognize Him. Where am I? Are you my Mommy?"

Former Stonehenge lead architect and current CNN talk-show host Larry King has made it known that he's not very familiar with Piers Morgan, the Brit widely reported to replace King when he retires. Speaking to AARP.web, King, who will be ending hi...

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Funny story: CNN to Piers Morgan: "Why Worry? Replacements Always Do As Well As The Original on Television!"

CNN to Piers Morgan: "Why Worry? Replacements Always Do As Well As The Original on Television!"

Piers Morgan, one of the judges on the U.K.'s "X-Factor; The Cheryl Cole Experience" is being courted by CNN to replace "Live" host and former Dead Sea Scroll author Larry King. But, sources say, Piers is balking, because he is afraid that a replacem...

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Funny story: David Hasselhoff Shows Up At A Taping of America's Got Talent - Says He Forgot He Got Fired

David Hasselhoff Shows Up At A Taping of America's Got Talent - Says He Forgot He Got Fired

HOLLYWOOD - David "Hic" Hasselhoff says that he had not been drinking when he accidentally showed up at the television studio where America's Got Talent is filmed. David was asked by a security guard for AGT if he was sure that he had not been dri...

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Funny story: Dan Rather on Piers Morgan's Hiring at CNN: And You People Thought I Was a Lying Sack of Shit!

Dan Rather on Piers Morgan's Hiring at CNN: And You People Thought I Was a Lying Sack of Shit!

Dan Rather, former disgraced CBS news anchor and star of 60 minutes, reacted incredulously today after hearing UK former journalist Piers Morgan had been hired to replace Larry King at CNN after 25 years. "You've gotta be shittin' me," said the n...

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Funny story: Even Larry King's Suspenders Can't Hold Up His Ratings; Replaced with Piers Morgan in TV's America's Got NO Talent Shocker!

Even Larry King's Suspenders Can't Hold Up His Ratings; Replaced with Piers Morgan in TV's America's Got NO Talent Shocker!

Late Night talk show 'host', the eight times married Larry King, his career in suspended animation due to faltering ratings, was finally cut lose by CNN after 25 years. King who has been in and out of the hospital as much as he's been in and out o...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Comedian Doogie Horner Heckles The Entire Audience and Comes Out on Top

America's Got Talent: Comedian Doogie Horner Heckles The Entire Audience and Comes Out on Top

NEW YORK CITY - They say that New York audiences are hell on comedians, and the audience on America's Got Talent certainly did nothing to disprove that axiom. A 30-year-old graphic designer Doogie Horner strutted out onto the AGT stage looking lik...

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Funny story: Blue Men with Green Balls Wow America's Got Talent

Blue Men with Green Balls Wow America's Got Talent

It was a sight to behold Tuesday night when a group calling itself Fighting Gravity took the stage first thing and gave a show worthy of Vegas right off the bat. Said Piers Morgan, "I just love your green balls. How do you get them to separate an...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent: Spelbound Lives Up To Its Name and Captures The Title

Britain's Got Talent: Spelbound Lives Up To Its Name and Captures The Title

LONDON - The 13-man gymnastic dance troupe Spelbound has been crowned winners of the 2010 Britain's Got Talent competition. Judge Simon Cowell said that he had never seen so much sweat in his entire life. Amanda Holden said that while they were pe...

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Funny story: The Sickest, Stupidest Contestant To Ever Appear On America's Got Talent Is Jeremy "The Genital Daredevil" Kinison

The Sickest, Stupidest Contestant To Ever Appear On America's Got Talent Is Jeremy "The Genital Daredevil" Kinison

HOLLYWOOD - America's Got Talent has just entered into its fifth season and we can safely say that we have just witnessed without a doubt a person who is the sickest, stupidest contestant to ever set foot on the AGT performing stage. The fellas na...

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Funny story: Howie Mandel, The New Judge On America's Got Talent Has Been Fined For Accidentally Hitting The X-Buzzer A Bunch

Howie Mandel, The New Judge On America's Got Talent Has Been Fined For Accidentally Hitting The X-Buzzer A Bunch

HOLLYWOOD - The new kid (judge) on the block, Howie Mandel, has already been welcomed big time by having a $3,000 fine levied on him by the producer of the hit reality show America's Got Talent. AGT Producer Wyatt McViolin, stated that he hated to...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Maricar The Sexy Whip-Cracking Dominatrix Is A Big Hit

America's Got Talent: Maricar The Sexy Whip-Cracking Dominatrix Is A Big Hit

LOS ANGELES - Every year on America's Got Talent there is a certain act that really makes the judges sit up and take notice. This year is no exception and the act is Maricar the sexy, whip-cracking dominatrix. The 38-year-old masked beauty certain...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent Season Premier: David Hasselhoff Out - Howie Mandel In

America's Got Talent Season Premier: David Hasselhoff Out - Howie Mandel In

LOS ANGELES - America's Got Talent kicked off its fifth season and judge David "The Brewmaster" Hasselhoff was nowhere to be seen. And sitting in the Hoff's chair was Howie "Don't Touch Me Bro" Mandel. Howie apparently made a pretty good deal for...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Blasts X-Factor Judge Louis Walsh and Britain's Got Talent Judge Piers Morgan

Simon Cowell Blasts X-Factor Judge Louis Walsh and Britain's Got Talent Judge Piers Morgan

LONDON - In a somewhat surprising move Simon Cowell has lashed out at two of his employees. Cowell first jumped all over X-Factor judge Louis Walsh. Cowell, who is known by many nicknames including "The Viceroy of Venom" remarked that Walsh has go...

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