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Funny story: Pornographic Symbols Showing Up in Hidden Objects Puzzles

Pornographic Symbols Showing Up in Hidden Objects Puzzles

Puzzle solvers on various internet game sites are beginning to see pornographic symbols in the puzzles they are solving, and, while some find it amusing, others find it quite distracting. One game in particular "The Secret Case Files of Mr. Mondo"...

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Funny story: Not to Be Outdone by Female Vajazzling, Men Opting for Dickorating

Not to Be Outdone by Female Vajazzling, Men Opting for Dickorating

The latest trend to come out of Hollyweird, California is a procedure called vajazzling, a procedure whereby lovely crystals are placed in various patterns and designs on the private areas of women. Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of the first ce...

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Funny story: Obama: Big Watch, Little Dick....Bum F..k!

Obama: Big Watch, Little Dick....Bum F..k!

During the Vietnam war, the US Navy had a base in Subic Bay, Philippines. Ships on their way to and from the Tonkin Gulf would stop there for repairs and provisions. Sailors would take liberty and go into Alongapo City to drink beer and raise Hell. The main street was unpaved, and lined with bars for as far as you could see. In front of each bar was a mean-looking guy with a hog-leg strapped t...

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Funny story: Lawsuit looming over Penis Surgery

Lawsuit looming over Penis Surgery

South Miami Hospital in Dade County, Florida, an affiliate of the Baptist Medical Group, has admitted that one of its doctors performed an unauthorized circumcision on an 8 day old infant. The baby's mother was mortified to learn her son had been thr...

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Funny story: Local Man In Shock As Piranha Devours Severed Penis

Local Man In Shock As Piranha Devours Severed Penis

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock needed a stiff drink last night as what should have been a relaxing evening in with a good film and a couple of beers turned into a living nightmare. "The wife brought this movie home called 'Piranha', which she'd bou...

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Funny story: The New Fidelity Test: Smell His...

The New Fidelity Test: Smell His...

For ages, women have sought a way to quantify their partners' fidelity, with little success. Researchers at the Kinsey Institute now state that the definitive answer has been under out noses the whole time. Literally. They suggest smelling your p...

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Funny story: California Man Sues The State Of California For The Right To Marry His Penis

California Man Sues The State Of California For The Right To Marry His Penis

Peter Johnson of Seaside, California has filed a petition in California court for the right to have a wedding for him and his penis. "If gays win the right to marry then I'm next", stated the red-headed Johnson. "I'm due to talk to some people in...

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Funny story: Spoof! Author Finds that Stories with TITS and DICKS Do Well

Spoof! Author Finds that Stories with TITS and DICKS Do Well

LAS VEGAS, NV - A Spoof! author discovered today that stories with 'TITS' in the headline do better than stories without 'TITS'. Additionally, stories with 'DICKS' in the headline garner more readers than stories without 'DICKS'. It is unclear why...

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Funny story: Hands Reject Otto Flabinumbwurst' Penis Implant

Hands Reject Otto Flabinumbwurst' Penis Implant

Last year a German citizen called police complaining that her husband refused to make love to her. Police told the women that they had no jurisdiction on sexual affairs. Today the same lady, ninety five year old Aida Ho (a Chinese mail bride)...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Breaks His Penis

Tiger Woods Breaks His Penis

It as been reported, that Tiger Woods was recently hospitalized and released with a broken penis, in a attempt to make up for all that sex he has missed during the big, "to do" with his, now ex wife. Tiger has been burning the candle at both ends sin...

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Funny story: Man who overdoses on Viagra pole vaults his way into history

Man who overdoses on Viagra pole vaults his way into history

A man from Berkshire, England has today sensationally pole vaulted his way into the record books following an accidental overdose on Viagra. Mr James Callister, 28, said "It all started as a bit of a joke really. My girlfriend had been complainin...

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Funny story: More Website Clicks Than Pattinson, Stewart & Lautner Put Together: The Man With The Word's Smallest Penis

More Website Clicks Than Pattinson, Stewart & Lautner Put Together: The Man With The Word's Smallest Penis

The five-page website of the man with the world's smallest penis is not only back to #1, it now gets more clicks per day that Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson put together! Andy "Handy" Doodler says that people are naturally cu...

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Funny story: Hitler's Two-Inch Penis That Of A Squirrel, Casino Confirms

Hitler's Two-Inch Penis That Of A Squirrel, Casino Confirms

What was displayed at Harrold's Casino in Atlantic City as the penis of Adolf Hitler has been found to be a fraud, according to the scientists that studied it for one day. "We thought it would take us some time to get Hitler's DNA and prove that t...

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Funny story: Men With Huge Penises Wish They Hadn't!

Men With Huge Penises Wish They Hadn't!

Men who have gotten their wish after ordering products and appliances to build huge penises are now having trouble with them the other 22 hours a day, which they hadn't considered before. "I know it's too late now but I wish I had my old penis bac...

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Funny story: Erectile Dysfunction Clinic Cuts Off Man's Legs!

Erectile Dysfunction Clinic Cuts Off Man's Legs!

Falls Township, PA (BNSE): Court documents released today revealed starting accusations from a Philadelphia area stock broker's lawsuit against a nationally known erectile dysfunction clinic for their alleged amputation of both the plaintiff's legs...

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Funny story: Porn Star Ron Jeremy's Killer Penis Movie Achieves Cult Status

Porn Star Ron Jeremy's Killer Penis Movie Achieves Cult Status

Skoob Entertainment News takes no pleasure whatsoever in announcing that a low budget horror movie, occasionally screened on late night satellite movie channels, entitled: "One Eyed Monster" has achieved cult status in Europe. And that's official -...

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Funny story: Man With The World's Smallest Penis Has Erection Problems

Man With The World's Smallest Penis Has Erection Problems

Andy "Handy" Doodler, the man with the world's smallest penis says that not only does he have the smallest penis, its not working right. "I accepted Arlene Francis as my wife after seeing all those marriage requests in the mail and we got married...

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