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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Considering Remarriage?

Sir Paul McCartney Considering Remarriage?

Sir Paul McCartney has a new girlfriend say close friends and family members but thus far has been able to keep it a secret. Plus, she apparently has a lot in common with Sir Paul's last wife, Heather Mills. "Yes, she's a lot like Heather", stated...

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Funny story: Sir Paul proud of being a 'former Beatle', calls Ringo 'a tosser'

Sir Paul proud of being a 'former Beatle', calls Ringo 'a tosser'

Paul McCartney, 66-year-old founding member of the Beatles, is reportedly proud of being referring to in the media as a 'former Beatle' and has no objection to the press continuing to do so. When asked by reporters for a reaction to Ringo's much-...

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Funny story: McCartney, Lennon reunited once more

McCartney, Lennon reunited once more

In a miraculous event, Paul McCartney and John Lennon have been reunited in, of all places, Bulgaria. McCartney was on a private trip recently to Sofia (issuing writs to noncomplying internet music purchasers) when he met John in the slum dwellin...

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Funny story: McCratney Stalker Hopping Mad

McCratney Stalker Hopping Mad

During the recent Paul McCratney concert in the battle zone of Israel a disturbed Beatles fan cut off one of her legs in an attempt to appeal to her hero during the Frog Chorus. Amongst dancing from the 50,000 crowd, Michelle MyBell was forced to pog...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney and Brian Wilson To Reform Beatles

Paul McCartney and Brian Wilson To Reform Beatles

New Yawk NY-- Sir Paul McCartney and Brian Wilson gave a joint press conference at Rocketfella Center to announce the reformation of 'The Beatles'. The new group will be called 'The Silver Beatles', both to commemorate The Beatles original name a...

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Funny story: New Books

New Books

The contents of Heather Mills McCartney's new novel has been exclusively revealed to this reporter. Her novel, entitled, My Life as a History of Soups shows Mill's love for soup throughout her life. Title headings include Minestrone for Two, Batch...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney and Sarah Palin Make Beautiful Music Together

Paul McCartney and Sarah Palin Make Beautiful Music Together

News has reached us that Paul McCartney is to re-record his worst song, The Frog Chorus with Sarah Palin. The mulit-talented Musician and Songwriter, McCartney, famed for his work with a band in the 1960's told us: 'Yes, it is true. I felt it was...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney Says 'Michelle' Was Written For Michelle Obama

Paul McCartney Says 'Michelle' Was Written For Michelle Obama

New Yawk, NY-- Sir Paul McCartney said today the famous Beatle's song, 'Michelle', was written for Michelle Obama. The ex-Beatle was in New Yawk today for treatment on his marijuana addiction. Sir Paul says he smokes "about 20 joints a day, or maybe...

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Funny story: Stevie Wonder, Paul McCartney to Perform "Ebony and Ivory" at Denver DNC Conference

Stevie Wonder, Paul McCartney to Perform "Ebony and Ivory" at Denver DNC Conference

Barack Obama, a big music fan himself, has invited Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney to perform their famous song "Ebony and Ivory" at the Demoncratic National Convention this week. The performance will take place Thursday, the day entitled "Change...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney to marry Yoko Ono

Paul McCartney to marry Yoko Ono

Sir Paul McCartney announced today that he is to marry childhood sweetheart Yoko Ono, widow of his former songwriting and sparring partner John Lennon. "Few people know this but Yoko's Japanese family used to run our local Chinese takeaway when I...

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Funny story: Ono and McCartney kiss and make out?!

Ono and McCartney kiss and make out?!

Ageing ex Beatle Paul McCartney is reportedly dating his old rival Yoko Ono.

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Funny story: Paul McCartney's Favourite 10 Songs

Paul McCartney's Favourite 10 Songs

In another pointless interview to keep himself in the news, Sir Paul McCartney today revealed his favourite ten songs.

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Funny story: 'I Don't Live In The Past', Claims Sir Paul McCartney

'I Don't Live In The Past', Claims Sir Paul McCartney

Sir Paul McCartney today claimed that he doesn't live in the past. Managing not to talk about The Beatles for the first two minutes in this interview, he then began mentioning what he had been doing on the third of June in 1965. 'Yes', he said, '...

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Funny story: Paul and Ringo Announce Who will be the New Beatles

Paul and Ringo Announce Who will be the New Beatles

Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr have decided that they want to revive the Beatles, finding replacements for the late John Lennon and George Harrison.

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Funny story: He ain't heavy, he's my Millionaire Cousin

He ain't heavy, he's my Millionaire Cousin

TV and Radio star, Ted Robbins has amazingly made it through 24 hours without mentioning once that he is Paul McCartney's cousin.

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Funny story: Heather Mills' Leg Is "Growing Again"

Heather Mills' Leg Is "Growing Again"

Multi-millionnairess Heather Mills astonished medical experts yesterday when she announced that her amputated left leg has started growing again, fuelling intense speculation that the ex-model's ex-husband

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Funny story: Is Sir Paul's Business Acumen Slipping?

Is Sir Paul's Business Acumen Slipping?

Paul McCartney may be looking to play the Maritime provinces of Canada on July 1st, Canada's birthday, sources at his company have stated. The company is looking at either Halifax, Nova Scotia or Charlottetown on Prince Edward Island.

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