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Funny story: Paul McCartney Says 'Michelle' Was Written For Michelle Obama

Paul McCartney Says 'Michelle' Was Written For Michelle Obama

New Yawk, NY-- Sir Paul McCartney said today the famous Beatle's song, 'Michelle', was written for Michelle Obama. The ex-Beatle was in New Yawk today for treatment on his marijuana addiction. Sir Paul says he smokes "about 20 joints a day, or maybe...

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Funny story: Stevie Wonder, Paul McCartney to Perform "Ebony and Ivory" at Denver DNC Conference

Stevie Wonder, Paul McCartney to Perform "Ebony and Ivory" at Denver DNC Conference

Barack Obama, a big music fan himself, has invited Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney to perform their famous song "Ebony and Ivory" at the Demoncratic National Convention this week. The performance will take place Thursday, the day entitled "Change...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney to marry Yoko Ono

Paul McCartney to marry Yoko Ono

Sir Paul McCartney announced today that he is to marry childhood sweetheart Yoko Ono, widow of his former songwriting and sparring partner John Lennon. "Few people know this but Yoko's Japanese family used to run our local Chinese takeaway when I...

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Funny story: Ono and McCartney kiss and make out?!

Ono and McCartney kiss and make out?!

Ageing ex Beatle Paul McCartney is reportedly dating his old rival Yoko Ono.

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Funny story: Paul McCartney's Favourite 10 Songs

Paul McCartney's Favourite 10 Songs

In another pointless interview to keep himself in the news, Sir Paul McCartney today revealed his favourite ten songs.

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Funny story: 'I Don't Live In The Past', Claims Sir Paul McCartney

'I Don't Live In The Past', Claims Sir Paul McCartney

Sir Paul McCartney today claimed that he doesn't live in the past. Managing not to talk about The Beatles for the first two minutes in this interview, he then began mentioning what he had been doing on the third of June in 1965. 'Yes', he said, '...

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Funny story: Paul and Ringo Announce Who will be the New Beatles

Paul and Ringo Announce Who will be the New Beatles

Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr have decided that they want to revive the Beatles, finding replacements for the late John Lennon and George Harrison.

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Funny story: He ain't heavy, he's my Millionaire Cousin

He ain't heavy, he's my Millionaire Cousin

TV and Radio star, Ted Robbins has amazingly made it through 24 hours without mentioning once that he is Paul McCartney's cousin.

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Funny story: Heather Mills' Leg Is "Growing Again"

Heather Mills' Leg Is "Growing Again"

Multi-millionnairess Heather Mills astonished medical experts yesterday when she announced that her amputated left leg has started growing again, fuelling intense speculation that the ex-model's ex-husband

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Funny story: Is Sir Paul's Business Acumen Slipping?

Is Sir Paul's Business Acumen Slipping?

Paul McCartney may be looking to play the Maritime provinces of Canada on July 1st, Canada's birthday, sources at his company have stated. The company is looking at either Halifax, Nova Scotia or Charlottetown on Prince Edward Island.

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Funny story: McCartney lets slip about Mucca

McCartney lets slip about Mucca

Sir Paul McCartney let slip in a Barbados bar, that whenever he saw heather Mills he got wood!...

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Funny story: Heather Mills reveals plan to take revenge on Paul

Heather Mills reveals plan to take revenge on Paul

Heather Mills has revealed her new plan to recoup the millions she believes she is "owed" by ex husband and ex Beatle Sir Paul McCartney.

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Funny story: The End: Mills milks McCartney for £24 million

The End: Mills milks McCartney for £24 million

It was a long and winding road, but the Heather Mills-Paul McCartney divorce is finally final. She's a woman and she's leaving home. So how come? Another girl? Some other guy? It looks like a case of "she said, she said.

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Funny story: Writers get worried as Mad Mucca goes on rampage!

Writers get worried as Mad Mucca goes on rampage!

Many writers on TheSpoof.com are in hiding because Heather Mills, not content with throwing water, is now looking for easy targets to sue so that she can make up the shortfall of her £24.3million di...

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Funny story: Heather Mills Arrested For Begging Outside Kings Cross Station

Heather Mills Arrested For Begging Outside Kings Cross Station

Heather Mills, the newest addition to Britain's Rich List, has been arrested by police in London, after she was caught begging outside Kings Cross railway station today.

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Funny story: Heather Mills Books Nose Job

Heather Mills Books Nose Job

Heather Mills, the lying ex-wife of ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney, was today reported to have made an appointment with a top Harley Street clinic to have her nose reduced in size &quo...

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Funny story: Heather Mills Demands Moon on a Stick

Heather Mills Demands Moon on a Stick

Peg-legged, lawyer-soaking nut-job, Heather Mills, was today threatening further legal action against hapless ex-Beatle and former husband Paul McCartney after a judge published the details of their divorce settlement.

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