Following the elections it has been decided by all Parties to carry out an urgent exercise in rebranding 'to win back the faith of the people in the political process'. The Tories have decided not to change very much however.David Cameron announc...
A government study has discovered that 1/3 of all police "stop and searches" are illegal. The searches have been carried out (despite being signed off by a senior officer) without any "due reason" and innocent people have been searched only because t...
According to an anonymous source who alleges to be a high-level member of Parliament, even the British government doesn't understand the British monetary system. The fundamental British currency, the Pound Sterling, usually referred to simply as...
Prince Charles is said to have stopped lobbying influential ministers with letters after he mistook a bandstand in Buckingham Palace gardens for a guillotine. The bandstand, built by Robespierre Decking Specialists is for a new look "French Revolutio...
A former local politician told a court he saw a man "thrashing around" to get free from a Member of Parliament on a night out in Blackpool, a rather downtrodden seaside resort in the north of England, mostly inhabited by homosexuals, drug dealers and...
It's been six months since Russell Brand's interview with Jeremy Paxman on "Newsnight" in which he predicted a revolution against the current government. Not many took it seriously, but fast forward to this week and I'm being led down a dark and din...
A New Political Party has arrived on the British scene which is likely to sweep to power at the next election. Think Tanks and Opinion Polls have together shown the way and leaders of UKIP and the Labour Party are joining to fight the next electio...
Dateline: OTTAWA-A study headed by Dr. Lawrence Dipplerdoo, medical researcher at McGill University, indicates that excessive exposure to Question Period at the Canadian House of Commons can be fatal. In an interview with RWUG Magazine, Dr. Dipplerdo...
To quell outrage at yesterday's ludicrous £7600 pay award to MPs, the Chancelry has said that as an alternative to this big wad of cash, they could secretly pick out a domestic slave from a Job Centre queue. The slave servants would be expected...
With his popularity going down faster than a man with erectile dysfunction part-time Prime Minister, Do-nothing-Dave and his ever desperate Coalition Government, are destined for the dustbin of history come the next general election on May 7th 2015!...
I am due to sit in a chamber in the House of Commons listening to the secrets of the State. Among the groans and whimpers will come sounds that, when they are put through a cypher can reveal the truth. This particular chamber is renowned for pu...
With the prospect of tens of thousands more free loading immigrants heading to the UK from both Romania and Bulgaria, part-time PM Do-nothing-Dave has been warned of potential widespread civil unrest from the indigenous Brits unless he can get rid of...
LET THE HOCSARS BEGIN! What dat? Basically the House of Commons Oscars. Now that we all know that Labour and Tory are one and the same party like the Democrats-Republicans in the US, organizers of Miss World have, with the help of the Freemasons and British Petroleum instituted the HOSCARS. This is anticipated to be a full gala event that will be launched by Gerry Adams of the Irish Sinn Fein...
In a leaked document, made public by one of Britain's major newspapers earlier this week, it appears that the government, far from abolishing the so-called bedroom tax, is getting ready to reintroduce the window tax, last seen in the 18th and 19th ce...
Her Majesty the Queen's speech to parliament today has achieved the impossible - all members of the House who were in attendance remained awake. Her Royal Majesty opened her speech with a plea to Wrigley's, the chewing gum manufacturer, not to lay...
Spoof Candidate, Jeremiah Whoops, is standing in the next General election. 'This is no joke' he told reporters tripping him up on his way to the cabinet 'I really need a pee.' The hacks did not give up and besiged Jeremiah when he emerged. 'I tho...
The Daily Maul reports that a lifelong friend of Chris Huhne appeared in court in his stead, earlier this month, and is now serving the sentence intended for Huhne. Huhne is now believed to be have been hiding in the dusty and deserted House of Commo...
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