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Funny story: Secret deal made for Paris Hiltons release in Japan

Secret deal made for Paris Hiltons release in Japan

It has been revealed by a top Japanese officials that the Columbian Cartel paid a two million dollar ransom to Japan for the release of Paris Hilton. An unidentified Cartel member says it was money well spent. "We make tons of money from her,...

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Funny story: Tortured Japanese POW Paris Hilton says Cocaine Was Not Was Mine

Tortured Japanese POW Paris Hilton says Cocaine Was Not Was Mine

At this very moment Paris Hilton is being held captive in Japan by the Japanese Government. Paris Hilton flew to Japan on a private jet, and upon landing in Japan Paris Hilton was detained and interrogated for hours by the Japanese military. At this...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton does it again

Paris Hilton does it again

Paris Hilton was sentenced to two consecutive six-month sentences in the Clark County Detention Centre, which were suspended, and she was warned that she faces being jailed for up to a year if she breaks the terms of her probation. "The purpose of...

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Funny story: Paris Buckles Under Pressure Of The Press

Paris Buckles Under Pressure Of The Press

Glamorous Socialite Paris Hilton was recently sentenced to 30 days in rehab after several incidents involving substance abuse. The first reported incident occurred last Wednesday at 21:17pm outside a night club in LA. Paris was seen being remove...

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Funny story: North Korea Offers to take Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton and Bimbo to be Named Later

North Korea Offers to take Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton and Bimbo to be Named Later

North Korea - Today Kim Jong Il held a very rare press conference to announce an offer to the world. Translated it was roughly this: "Today we ate some oreo cookies for breakfast, very naughty. Ahem, we have a more serious matter to discuss. Day a...

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Funny story: Paris "The Spoiled Little Rich Girl " Hilton Works Out A Deal To Stay Out Of Prison (Again!)

Paris "The Spoiled Little Rich Girl " Hilton Works Out A Deal To Stay Out Of Prison (Again!)

LAS VEGAS - Well it looks like the Land of Chips will also now be known as The Land Without Balls as Las Vegas authorities have let the poor, little, misguided, rich bitch Paris Hilton get off virtually Scott free. The Hilton ho has become an expe...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Hides Drugs Up Her Ass!

Paris Hilton Hides Drugs Up Her Ass!

A new book states that Paris Hilton is her own Drug Mule as she hides her stash up her ass! The book, apparently titled, "Flash! Bars, Boobs and Busted" is by Ryan Simkins, a photographer of the "Girls Gone Wild" videos. In the book Simkins goe...

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Funny story: Tyra Banks' "America's Next Top Model" Could Be Heading For Cancelledville

Tyra Banks' "America's Next Top Model" Could Be Heading For Cancelledville

HOLLYWOOD - Tyra Banks' baby America's Next Top Model began its 14th season with an extremely dismal viewership number. The show which features a bevy of beauties competing for the title placed fourth in its time slot. America's Got Talent pulled...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton States That She Is Going To Burn The Farmers' Almanac To Protest Illegal Crop Rotating

Paris Hilton States That She Is Going To Burn The Farmers' Almanac To Protest Illegal Crop Rotating

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton, who says that there is no one who looks more like Marilyn Monroe than her, called a press conference at her hair stylist's FuFi Fondue's Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills. Paris said that all week she has been read...

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Funny story: President Obama Invites Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan To Visit The White House

President Obama Invites Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan To Visit The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he has invited Hollywood celebs Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to visit him and his wife, the "First Mama" at the White House. The president said that he is really concerned with the way things ha...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Claims Paris Innocent

Lindsay Lohan Claims Paris Innocent

Lindsay Lohan came to the defense of fellow troubled celebrity Paris Hilton by backing up Hilton's statement Paris was carrying someone else's purse when a bag of cocaine fell out of it. "I swear on my 12-step rehab pamphlet that I saw someone s...

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Funny story: Dipsh-t Paris Hilton Tweets Damning Evidence In Coke-Possession Case

Dipsh-t Paris Hilton Tweets Damning Evidence In Coke-Possession Case

Paris Hilton may be the stupidest person on Earth. But it is her vanity, in addition to her flaming, Megan-Fox-level stupidity that'll allow the Nevada District Attorney to convict her of Cocaine possession. You may recall that Hilton was arrested...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Is Seriously Thinking About Buying Her Very Own Prison

Paris Hilton Is Seriously Thinking About Buying Her Very Own Prison

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has instructed her daddy's personal account to see about purchasing a penitentiary in California so that when she does something wrong she can have the judge sentence her to spend the three or four days there. Hilton...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton asks Lindsay Lohan for Tips on "Slammer Time"

Paris Hilton asks Lindsay Lohan for Tips on "Slammer Time"

In anticipation for an upcoming conviction on possession of Cocaine, Paris Hilton has reportedly asked Lindsay Lohan for tips on how to properly prepare herself for time in the slammer. Though details of the actual conversation were sketchy, Ainsl...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin picks Paris Hilton as running mate

Sarah Palin picks Paris Hilton as running mate

Sarah Palin chose all American good girl, Paris Hilton, little known on the national stage, as her vice-presidential running mate -- a surprise stroke aimed at attracting Hillary Clinton supporters, but which could bolster the campaign's key theme of...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Claims Miley Cyrus Or Lindsay Lohan Hid Cocaine In Her Purse!

Paris Hilton Claims Miley Cyrus Or Lindsay Lohan Hid Cocaine In Her Purse!

Arrested for the umpteenth time, Paris Hilton told police that she believed that Miley Cyrus put the stuff in her purse. "Or it was that Lohan woman. We all got called in for that fake clinic mess and I set my purse down and those two came in. I t...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Asks "Why Is That Blonde Bitch Paris Hilton Above The Law?"

Lindsay Lohan Asks "Why Is That Blonde Bitch Paris Hilton Above The Law?"

LAKE TAHOE, Nevada - Lindsay Lohan, the ex-con, was in Lake Tahoe at The Wig Wam Room of The Paiute Papoose Resort Gambling Casino Hotel. She was participating in the hotels annual $1 million purse Texas Hold 'Em Poker Tournament. Last year LiL...

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