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Funny story: Pak going to Hell in a hand-basket. Army plans coup - will install Musharraf as 'civilian' Prez

Pak going to Hell in a hand-basket. Army plans coup - will install Musharraf as 'civilian' Prez

SAUDI ARABIA: Pakistan is slowly but surely going to Hell in a hand-basket. The writing is on the wall. Now that the shady Swat deal has been revealed for what it really is - a capitulation to the Taliban, Gen. Kayani's Army is starting to get res...

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Funny story: Taliban in Pakistan say democracy is un-Islamic. Musharraf says Dictatorship is the only way to rule Pak. Jackie Chan concurs "can't give people too much freedom".

Taliban in Pakistan say democracy is un-Islamic. Musharraf says Dictatorship is the only way to rule Pak. Jackie Chan concurs "can't give people too much freedom".

PUNJAB-I-STAN, TALIBAN-I-STAN: A hard-liner Taliban raving-mad cleric says democracy is un-Islamic and is being imposed on Pakistan by infidels. He warns that the Taliban will bring all of Pakistan under Taliban control. In Saudi Arabia, on yet...

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Funny story: Taliban New Fatwa: Susan Boyle cannot Sing

Taliban New Fatwa: Susan Boyle cannot Sing

Swat (Pakistan): Fearing a rise in the interest of women venturing out to sing after Susan Boyle inspirational achievement, the Taliban for the first time have been threatened. They have issued a fatwa banning her to sing ever in life. Recently th...

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Funny story: Rise of Pakistan: Foreign Hand

Rise of Pakistan: Foreign Hand

Everything that is happening in Pakistan can be traced to some foreign countries (most prominently India, Britain and US). Here are some of the most historic event which can be related to foreign hand. The birth of Pakistan as Nation: Pakistan was created with due help of Nehru and Gandhi with the help of British ruler. Pakistan blame India and Britain for creation of Pakistan. Issue of Kash...

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Funny story: Pakistan is renamed as Talibanistan

Pakistan is renamed as Talibanistan

United Nation and Islamabad (Associated Press of Taliban): On April 15th, Pakistan applied to United Nation to rename it self as Terrorist Republic of Talibanistan. Ending 61 year old tradition where Pakistan prided itself calling themselves as Pakis...

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Funny story: Pakistan in self-destruction mode before IPO listing

Pakistan in self-destruction mode before IPO listing

ISLAMABAD: According to the latest development in Pakistan, the smart and super intelligent computer have predicted that world wants to break Pakistan into million pieces and drop them into stock exchange. The Pakistani Minister have even confirm...

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Funny story: PM challenges Pakistan on imaginary terrorism

PM challenges Pakistan on imaginary terrorism

Gordon Brown has said that Pakistan must do more to root out fake terrorism, as police thwarted yet another made-up non-existent terrorist plot in England. 'Please', the ex-bachelor said, 'please stop supplying me with endless, ridiculous fake 'pl...

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Funny story: Pakistan and Hell signed a deal of equal opportunity in terrorism

Pakistan and Hell signed a deal of equal opportunity in terrorism

Pakistan and Hell, the two most volatile region have for the first time signed an agreement for equal opportunity and terrorism. Frustrated at United Nation and Western and Eastern World, Pakistan decided to join hand with Hell to jointly spread terr...

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Funny story: 17 year old Girl Flogs back the Taliban in Public

17 year old Girl Flogs back the Taliban in Public

In a dramatic development in SWAT Valley, the 17-year old girl who was last seen in the video has revealed that with help of few women, they have been able to return the favor the Taliban had meted to her in public few days back. She not only con...

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Funny story: Pakistan to rename Rawalpindi to "Isi-al-paki" to reflect its sovereignty

Pakistan to rename Rawalpindi to "Isi-al-paki" to reflect its sovereignty

ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN: The Pakistani Minister of Dis-Information has just gone before the international media saying: "We have decided to rename RAWALPINDI. Henceforth it will be known as ISI-AL-PAK-I" Media reporters fatigued by G20 news clamoured...

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Funny story: Lahore terrorists identified

Lahore terrorists identified

ISI the world famous secret agency and terror consultancy firm of Pakistan has claimed that it has identified the source behind recent routine attacks on its soil. It claims the terrorists were trained in India with assistance from US and UK.

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Funny story: Lahore Police Academy Recaptured Due To Perfectly Timed Operation

Lahore Police Academy Recaptured Due To Perfectly Timed Operation

Pakistani security forces who recaptured a police academy after eight hours of clashes with gunmen responsible for seizing the complex during a morning drill, say that the rescue operation was a success due to its perfect timing. The siege at the...

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Funny story: Pakistan awarded World Heritage country

Pakistan awarded World Heritage country

United Nation (NY) On 31st March, the United Nation has selected Pakistan as the world first World Heritage Nation. In a glowing ceremony held at United Nation Head Quater in New York, the UNO chief Osama Bin Laden has conferred this award to Pakista...

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Funny story: LA Whore Police Academy 7: Our Man In Kabulshit

LA Whore Police Academy 7: Our Man In Kabulshit

Pakistan - (Tora Bora Ass Mess): A new movie plotline is emerging after Pakistani security forces stormed a beseiged police academy building in La Whore following hours of rampant, mindless gunslinging this weekend. Pakistan Interior Minister Rehm...

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Funny story: Lahore Strike terrorists-terrorists strike Lahore

Lahore Strike terrorists-terrorists strike Lahore

Lahore (Pakistan). The Pakistan government has accepted that these terrorists which are striking all over the world has been trained by them. But their cousin have turned their back on themselves. In a breaking News, the Pakistan media have clean...

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Funny story: Obama Afghan Strategy: Bin Laden Twitters AIG Advisors

Obama Afghan Strategy: Bin Laden Twitters AIG Advisors

(Washington, D.C.) The White House decided to make two negatives a positive, AIG and Afghanistan. In his Internet Town Hall Meeting, President Barack Obama revealed that those AIG executives who do not return their bailout bonuses would be drafted as...

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Funny story: David Jason In Racist Joke Row

David Jason In Racist Joke Row

Sources at the BBC have uncovered, what they say is, evidence that Sir David Jason, the long-time star of shows such as Only Fools And Horses and A Touch Of Frost, is a racist, after he unleashed a torrent of racist abuse and innuendo during a live r...

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