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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden cried for his Mommy and "pooped his pants before he died"

Osama Bin Laden cried for his Mommy and "pooped his pants before he died"

The US Government has released further details about how terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden died during a shoot out at his HQ in Pakistan yesterday. The evil criminal mastermind, far from dying with honour and dignity, threw a couple of female human sh...

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Funny story: Update On Bin Laden: He Was Hiding In Plain Sight

Update On Bin Laden: He Was Hiding In Plain Sight

Washington, D.C - The U.S. military has now issued an update on the Bin Laden raid. According to high sources, Bin Laden was not located in Pakistan but was found attending a university in the United States as an engineering student. Due to the...

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Funny story: In Wake of Bin Laden's Death; Conspiracy Theorists Become Confused

In Wake of Bin Laden's Death; Conspiracy Theorists Become Confused

2011, May 3 First there were the Truthers, then the Birthers, and now in the wake of the death of Osama Bin Laden, we have the Proofers. Hundreds of thousands of people, who on May 1, 2011, were chanting USA, USA and firing shotguns into the ai...

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Funny story: Osama bin Laden ate my hamster

Osama bin Laden ate my hamster

A Pakistani boy from the town of Abbottabad has told the massing reporters of his harrowing experiences at the hand of the evil terrorist leader Osama bin Laden. The boy told reporters that Bin Laden would often parade through the streets of Abbot...

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Funny story: Osama Bin-Laden Forced to Go Through Airport Security for All Eternity

Osama Bin-Laden Forced to Go Through Airport Security for All Eternity

JAHANNUM, HELL - Bin-Laden, the world's most wanted man, was shot dead on Monday by United States elite forces. However, where is he now? Many of his cronies and followers would like him to be in heaven, lording it up with 40 virgins. No such...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Denies That Osama Bin Laden Had A Cigar Box Underneath His Bed Which Had Nude Pictures of Her

Sarah Palin Denies That Osama Bin Laden Had A Cigar Box Underneath His Bed Which Had Nude Pictures of Her

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin, who still insists that she will be the GOP presidential candidate in 2012, called a press conference in front of her Wasilla home, Casa Moscow. Palin, was reportedly furious and fit to be tied, after reading in the s...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Black Box Recovered By Divers In Arabian Sea

Bin Laden Black Box Recovered By Divers In Arabian Sea

Al Jazeera reported today that Pakistani divers in a submerged recovery vessel located the black box of Osama bin Laden some two miles below the surface of the North Arabian Sea. Using coordinates from orbiting satellites, they traced the route of...

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Funny story: Update: Bin Laden Died Penniless After Investing Billions with Bernie Madoff

Update: Bin Laden Died Penniless After Investing Billions with Bernie Madoff

The special federal government office tasked with combing through Osama bin Laden's confiscated computer hard drives revealed today that they revealed he died penniless after losing billions of dollars in Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme. One video...

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Funny story: UK-Wide Terror alerts as dead Osama bin Laden spotted alive - everywhere!

UK-Wide Terror alerts as dead Osama bin Laden spotted alive - everywhere!

In spite of news reports confirming the death of the al-Qaeda leader, local residents from several villages up and down the UK have sparked a nationwide terror alert. Calls have been made to 999 from hundreds of concerned people, all of whom belie...

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Funny story: Bin Laden is ALIVE! Or, is he?

Bin Laden is ALIVE! Or, is he?

Following yesterdays cross-country celebrations, over the reported demise, of Osama Bin Laden, an anonymous source has sent the media a tape, which shows some surprising information. The video appears to show a sort-of American Idol style competit...

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Funny story: Pakistan thought Bin laden's house was their Presidential White House equivalent

Pakistan thought Bin laden's house was their Presidential White House equivalent

The Pakistani Home Office Minister, Fatima Chipfryeur, said today that the fact Mr Bin Liner was living in a massive compound roughly eight times larger than other homes in the area in the medium-sized city of Abbottabad, itself home to a large Pakis...

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Funny story: The Bin Laden Story

The Bin Laden Story

The FBI and CIA have combined to give the lowdown on how they tracked down Osama Bin Laden. Knowing Bin Laden was not a modest man they got a message through to him that he was to star in an episode of an American soap. The opportunity to get the...

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Funny story: Donald Trump demands that Obama show bin Laden's death certificate

Donald Trump demands that Obama show bin Laden's death certificate

Washington, D.C. (AP) - Reacting to continuing coverage that Osama bin Laden, the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks as well as other terrorist attacks against Americans in Somalia, East Africa, and the U.S.S. Cole, had been killed in a U.S. military ope...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Returns As Virgin Shortage Deepens!

Osama Bin Laden Returns As Virgin Shortage Deepens!

In a strange turn of events, Osama Bin Laden, his son, and Saif al-Arab Gaddafi, son of Col Gaddafi were all apparently killed on or around May 1st. It has always been a promise of Allah to allow martyrs 72 virgins as a reward for sacrificing their l...

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Funny story: Bachmann: "Obama should have done it himself!"

Bachmann: "Obama should have done it himself!"

The news media is reporting that when the news of the death of Osama Bin Laden was announced on Sunday night, the outpouring of praise for President Obama was almost universal. "Not quite," reports the AP as the nay-sayers were quick to respond. C...

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Funny story: Fishermen spot Osama Bin Laden: He was walking on the water

Fishermen spot Osama Bin Laden: He was walking on the water

Panic swept through a Greek shipping boat when the crew spotted the 48-hour dead Osama Bin Laden. The late Al Qaeda leader was walking on the water. Said the head of the Athens-based shipping company: "Dear God no, my men were not drunk. They k...

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Funny story: UK announces period of mourning for Osama Bin Laden

UK announces period of mourning for Osama Bin Laden

Following the unexpected demise of Osama Bin Laden, described by many as the extremist's Max Clifford, the UK last night went into morning. The Home Secretary announced that with effect from 12.00am last night, the UK was to enter a 12-hour period...

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