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Funny story: Oprah Cancels Book Club, Readers Outraged

Oprah Cancels Book Club, Readers Outraged

CHICAGO, IL - Oprah announced today on her daily television show that she will be canceling her book club. "It is with great sadness that I am announcing the termination of this program. I feel that in this new age of technology and twitter, there is...

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Funny story: Yep, I could easily plagiarise another Harry Potter book JK Rowling tells Oprah

Yep, I could easily plagiarise another Harry Potter book JK Rowling tells Oprah

Scotland - (Reuterus): "And why not?" the children's fiction hoaxer chuckled. "Getting away with the first seven volumes has been such a doddle that Books Nos# 7, 8, 9 etc would be a walkover." The Scots plagiarist was defending a rich Walter Mitt...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Says That Regarding Vaginal Vajazzling That There Just Ain't No Way She's Getting Cake Decorations Put On Her "Hooha"

Oprah Winfrey Says That Regarding Vaginal Vajazzling That There Just Ain't No Way She's Getting Cake Decorations Put On Her "Hooha"

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey and her BFF Gayle King were having dinner at Chicago's trendy Mrs. Al Capone Italian Restaurant and Souvenir Shop, when someone at the next table overheard Gayle ask Miss O, if she was thinking about getting the latest craze o...

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Funny story: Obamas Set to Air Marriage Woes on Dueling TV: The View vs Oprah Tell All Show Down!

Obamas Set to Air Marriage Woes on Dueling TV: The View vs Oprah Tell All Show Down!

Now that the cat is out of the bag concerning the fact that the Obama marriage is in serious trouble with Michelle petulantly flying off to Spain to pointedly snub her husband's Birthday, it now appears the Feuding First Couple will go public in sepa...

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Funny story: Fattie Oprah offers fellow fattie debt-laden Fergie her own talk show

Fattie Oprah offers fellow fattie debt-laden Fergie her own talk show

JESUSLAND: Never let it be said that Oprah doesn't have a big heart. In fact, in a gesture of humongous proportions the once-top-ranked, now in the ratings pile dung-heap talk-show host has offered fellow fattie - the Duchess of Pork - her own talk...

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Funny story: "The Greatest Talk Show Ever" Set To Replace Soap After 54 Years, May Replace Oprah

"The Greatest Talk Show Ever" Set To Replace Soap After 54 Years, May Replace Oprah

In a bold, brilliant move, CBS has announced its plans to replace As The World Turns, which has been generating ad revenue since 1956, with a 'View'-like talk show hosted by six women. "We looked at several different programs to replace 'As The Wo...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Announces New Hand Tool Line of Products

Oprah Winfrey Announces New Hand Tool Line of Products

Oprah Winfrey, the entrepreneur, is continuing to expand her empire into new and surprising areas. The latest venture is into the home improvement market place in a big way. Beginning this month a new regular entrée in the Oprah Magazine will featu...

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Funny story: Louise Minchin To Be Interviewed By Oprah Winfrey For Mature Women Illustrated Magazine

Louise Minchin To Be Interviewed By Oprah Winfrey For Mature Women Illustrated Magazine

LONDON - The presenter for BBC News at One and BBC Breakfast, Louise Minchin has verified that she has signed to do an interview with the American women's publication Mature Women Illustrated. The 42-year-old good-looking English lady, Louise Minc...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Vetoes Lebron James Decision To Play In Miami

Barack Obama Vetoes Lebron James Decision To Play In Miami

At seven different times this NBA offseason, Barack Obama has made his wishes known that he wants Cleveland Cavelier's star LeBron James to play for his Chicago Bulls. When James announced his decision to play next season for the Miami Heat, the Pre...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says The Only Reason President Obama Is President and Oprah Winfrey Is Successful is Because They Are Both Black

Rush Limbaugh Says The Only Reason President Obama Is President and Oprah Winfrey Is Successful is Because They Are Both Black

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - GOP mouthpiece and political raconteur Rush Limbaugh was in town to address the yearly conference of The Wisconsin Gorgonzola Cheese Merchants. Afterwards, Limbaugh was asked why it is that President Obama and Oprah Winfrey...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Has Fans

Andy Murray Has Fans

Scottish Tennis misfit, Andy Murray, has sensationally gained his first actual fans today. The British Number 1, notorious for his surly personality redolent of a whiny teenager, though, has put his new-found surge in popularity down to his charisma.

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Funny story: Michelle Complains Oil Pressure Mounting for Barry But He Refuses to Let Her Check his Dipstick for Past 46 Days!

Michelle Complains Oil Pressure Mounting for Barry But He Refuses to Let Her Check his Dipstick for Past 46 Days!

As the pressure mounts on the Regime for it's tepid response to the BP Gulf Oil Spill, marital pressure seems to be mounting as well as insiders reveal Michelle is complaining that Barry 'doesn't seem to have any interest in plugging my hole.' Mic...

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Funny story: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse - Behind The Scenes With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse - Behind The Scenes With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

HOLLYWOOD - The stars of the new vampire motion picture, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show, but under the condition that she would not ask them any personal questions about their roman...

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Claims She Was Only Helping Out A Friend, Fat Fergy

Sarah Ferguson Claims She Was Only Helping Out A Friend, Fat Fergy

Sarah Ferguson told reporters today that she was selling access to her ex, Prince Andrew, to help out a "friend". "She has gotten really fat and needed the money to go to a fat farm." She then stated that the friend hasn't spoken up yet and may...

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Funny story: The Duchess of York (Sarah Ferguson) Speaks With The Queen of Chicago (Oprah Winfrey)

The Duchess of York (Sarah Ferguson) Speaks With The Queen of Chicago (Oprah Winfrey)

CHICAGO - Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, sat down with Oprah Winfrey at the Downtown Holiday Inn and spoke about her recent undercover sting operation. Ferguson, who claims to be on the verge of bankruptcy, was dressed in an outfit she s...

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson On Oprah - Unforgiven

Sarah Ferguson On Oprah - Unforgiven

It seems that US audiences weren't fooled by Sarah Ferguson's excuses for accepting $40,000 for a meet with her ex-husband, Prince Andrew, on the Oprah show recently. By attempting to imply that she'd only accepted the access money in order to help o...

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Funny story: Sarah on Oprah: Suck My Toes and You Can Meet Andy!

Sarah on Oprah: Suck My Toes and You Can Meet Andy!

In the shortest interview on record, TV Diva Oprah had to cut short a long awaited sit down with the Duchess of York, who admitted she was 'inebriated' after only one Mimosa in her dressing room prior to appearing before millions on US TV. A slig...

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