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Funny story: Pendleton and Murray to team up for Rio 2016

Pendleton and Murray to team up for Rio 2016

Multiple track cycling medallist Victoria Pendleton has made a shock U-turn on her retirement from Olympic action, as it has been revealed that she is set to team up with men's tennis gold medallist Andy Murray in Brazil in 2016. The pair are set to...

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Funny story: Tiddlywinks to become an Olympic sport in 2016!

Tiddlywinks to become an Olympic sport in 2016!

The IOC have confirmed the fact that Tiddlywinks, Snakes & Ladders, Ludo & Scrabble will all become Olympic sports in 2016. Scrabble seems to be a slight problem because of the language barrier, but as usual Seb Coe got his way and forced to...

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Funny story: Bolt puts success down to 'all those mushy peas' during Bradford childhood

Bolt puts success down to 'all those mushy peas' during Bradford childhood

While the bars stayed open late in Jamaica, after the 200m success of Usian Bolt and his team-mates last night, the fish and chip shops of Manningham was where the greatest celebration took place. It has been revealed that Bolt is yet another succ...

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Funny story: Aussies Bemoan Dismal Olympic Showing

Aussies Bemoan Dismal Olympic Showing

Aussies, for whom sport is bigger than Jesus Christ and Dame Edna Everidge, are distraught as Team Australia has failed to deliver the gold medals they craved and expected from London 2012. They have endured seeing the 'mother country', Britain, e...

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Funny story: Huge fans will be used to rid the Olympics of pollution

Huge fans will be used to rid the Olympics of pollution

With the sun finally coming out for the final few days of the Olympics, a new problem has emerged, with pollution set to make breathing dangerous for athletes. "Ozone levels are so high," said Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, who has decided to rem...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, The Mastermind Behind Stephan Feck's, "The Worst Dive In Olympic History".

Paris Hilton, The Mastermind Behind Stephan Feck's, "The Worst Dive In Olympic History".

Once again the world at large has been deviously deceived by none other than the Queen of sensation publicity, Paris Hilton. As I reported before Paris has opened a covert, underground publicity agency that only caters to specific, willing cliente...

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Funny story: David Beckham confirmed as derny rider in Olympic Keirin event

David Beckham confirmed as derny rider in Olympic Keirin event

While many are still stunned about David Beckham's omission from Team GB's football team, it has been confirmed that the former Manchester United and England star has been taking part in London 2012 after all. However, his role has surprised many...

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Funny story: Quentin Kelp MP - Donkey Sports & The Olympics

Quentin Kelp MP - Donkey Sports & The Olympics

Dear Constituents I have had a very hectic week and am now way behind with my Newsletters. This is because I have been focussing hard on my training for the 2016 Olympic Games. I reckon four years should be enough for me to qualify for Team GB although we first need to get my sport recognised by the IOC. As a sport, donkey dressage, donkey cross-country and donkey show jumping is not as r...

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Funny story: Olympics Spur On Local Gymnastic Hopefuls

Olympics Spur On Local Gymnastic Hopefuls

A local playground is the centre of Great Britain's hopes for gymnastic gold in 2016 and beyond. While groups of yummy mummies and alpha mums look on with pride, toddlers and youngsters barely out of nappies are learning the ropes on the apparatus...

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Funny story: Team USA Disappointed With Olympic Medal Haul

Team USA Disappointed With Olympic Medal Haul

The USA Olympic Team has expressed disappointment in its medal haul at the London 2012 Games. Team USA manager, Barry Obamama, said "It's not the number of gold medals we won that bothers us, it's more about the events we did not do so well in." H...

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Funny story: Afghan Olympic 100m 'Sprinter' Finishes Race The Day After She Started It

Afghan Olympic 100m 'Sprinter' Finishes Race The Day After She Started It

Afghan Olympic 'sprinter' Tahmina Kohistani, the woman who has been dubbed "the slowest runner of all time", crossed the finish line of her 100m race yesterday, the day after she first ambled out of the starting blocks. Kohistani, roared on by the...

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Funny story: GB Olympic Team In Shreds After Queen's Drug Test Shock

GB Olympic Team In Shreds After Queen's Drug Test Shock

The Great Britain Olympic team was said to be "in tatters" this morning after news emerged that the result of a random drugs test carried out on Her Majesty the Queen after Her opening ceremony parachute jump, had turned out positive. The Queen co...

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Funny story: Olympians Inspiring New Generation of Sports Viewers

Olympians Inspiring New Generation of Sports Viewers

The recent success of the London 2012 Olympics, and Team GB in particular, have reignited what was until recently a dwindling love of sitting on one's arse watching sports amongst the British public. Never before have such a large number of Brits...

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Funny story: Winning Olympics "pointless" according to foundation

Winning Olympics "pointless" according to foundation

The foundation of the Olympic Games came with an Declaration: It is not the winning that counts but the taking part. It came a surprise to the packed auditorium yesterday when the slogan displayed prominently for all to see announced: It is the w...

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Funny story: Rat and the Olympic Games

Rat and the Olympic Games

London, England. The Thirtieth Games of the Modern Olympiad being held in this town have reached a new low with the awarding of a gold medal to a sewer rat that somehow found its way into the sewerage pipes inside the Athletes Village. Experts cl...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Leads Olympic Crowd in Sing-Along of "Why Don't We Do It in the Road?"

Sir Paul McCartney Leads Olympic Crowd in Sing-Along of "Why Don't We Do It in the Road?"

Former Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney, appeared at the Velodrome and the Olympic Stadium today and led capacity crowds in mass sing-alongs to obscure Beatles songs at both venues. McCartney was on hand at the cycling track, as the Great Britain women'...

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Funny story: Ross Kemp calls for Snooker to be made Olympic Sport in 2016

Ross Kemp calls for Snooker to be made Olympic Sport in 2016

Former Eastender hardman Ross Kemp (Grant Mitchell in the soap) today called on the Olympic Committee to include snooker in the 2016 Games in Rio, Brazil. In a statement on his website Kemp explained his feelings. "Some people enjoy watching the...

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