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Funny story: World's Oldest Man, Walter Breuning, Dead

World's Oldest Man, Walter Breuning, Dead

Walter Breuning, who up until last Thursday, was the world's oldest man at 114 years old, has died due to an undisclosed illness after, allegedly, ignoring expert medical advice. Breuning spent the last month of his life in a Great Falls hospital,...

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Funny story: The Over 50 Male Rant

The Over 50 Male Rant

As if there weren't already enough rants available on the interwebs, featuring fanatical right or political left, bible thumping religious exclusivity, social, cultural or gender based preeminence, why not one more dedicated to the plight of the modern 50+ year old male. Regardless of race, class, cultural upbringing or religious background, the Over Fifty Male, known in this thread to be the O...

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Funny story: RV Careens Off Cliff, Apparently Result of Geriatric Sex Act Gone Wrong

RV Careens Off Cliff, Apparently Result of Geriatric Sex Act Gone Wrong

BOULDER, CO - An elderly couple on their way from Boulder to Durango lost control of their 2008 Ambassador recreational vehicle on a mountainside and rolled over while unsuccessfully negotiating a sharp curve, tumbling forty feet to the bottom of a s...

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Funny story: A Conversation with Old Man Winter

A Conversation with Old Man Winter

A conversation with Old Man Winter Here at Investigative Bull Shit Network (ISBN) we decided to send our award winning investigative journalist, B.S. Hogwash, out into the field. In this case out into the snow to see if we could dispel some of the rumors about Old Man Winter. ISBN wanted to know if under that notoriously chilly disposition and cold hardheartedness is there a warm heart. Old...

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Funny story: A Lesson In Becoming Old

A Lesson In Becoming Old

It's not everyday you wake up and you are told you're old. Well OK, maybe it is, but only if you listen, and I'm told that one of the only benefits of growing old is selective hearing. Well, that and standing on street corners and yelling at youngsters about how 'they don't know they're born' and 'pull your trousers up' (in a purely fashion-oriented sense, not in a peadophilic way!) I jus...

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Funny story: Shock report - goldfish get bored

Shock report - goldfish get bored

A shock government report leaked to journalists suggests that goldfish, mainly the ones kept in glass bowls on old people's sideboards or TV sets, actually do get bored. An exhaustive study has revealed that goldfish kept in cramped spaces, such a...

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Funny story: SOS! - Save our sheds! - OAP revolts!

SOS! - Save our sheds! - OAP revolts!

In the wake of police advice to homeowners to be a bit careful about how they go about protecting their garden sheds, just in case potential thieves or marauding pikeys should injure themselves and subsequently take legal action against the shed owne...

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Funny story: Evil cat kept pensioners in appalling squalour

Evil cat kept pensioners in appalling squalour

Social services launched a post lunchtime raid on a flat in Bethnal Green yesterday and discovered, to their horror that an evil cat was keeping seventy six pensioners in conditions of intolerable squalour. Initially, the cat refused to answer the...

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Funny story: Elderly lady swells up!

Elderly lady swells up!

What began as relatively normal day came within a whisker of turning into a tragedy for the Beekman family of Worcester yesterday. Bert Beekman and his wife Elsie were looking forward to a visit from their three children, their partners, and their...

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Funny story: Knitting - there is no easy way

Knitting - there is no easy way

A government think-tank comprising of esteemed scientists, mathematicians, statisticians and four elderly ladies, yesterday concluded that there is no easy way to approach the almost forgotten art of knitting. "Knitting is an incredibly complex pr...

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Funny story: Robber-Bashing 'Supergran': "I Use A Wheelchair... To F--k B-tches Up!"

Robber-Bashing 'Supergran': "I Use A Wheelchair... To F--k B-tches Up!"

A British pensioner (English for 'welfare recipient') brought a swift end to a daring jewel heist, when she clobbered a gang of six armed men with her handbag during a jewelry heist. The woman, who refers to herself as "SuperGran" declined to be n...

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Funny story: OAP Ninjas (Pinjas) Crime Fighters

OAP Ninjas (Pinjas) Crime Fighters

Ann Timpson the 71 year old wrinkly who many of us saw tackling hammer wielding robbers is not who she appears to be, but rather just one of a crack team of OAP Ninjas (referred to as Pinjers) hired by the Metropolitan Police. Ann Timpson is in fact a multi-millionaire having inherited her wealth from her families shoe empire. She was shipped off to China when she was just 8 years old and there...

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Funny story: Cameron's Big Society To Make Use of Old Fogeys

Cameron's Big Society To Make Use of Old Fogeys

Prime Minister David Cameron is to recruit an army of old fogeys and press them into front line service. David Cameron is going to get the oldies working for the Big Society. "From now on no one will be able to collect their pension for free,...

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Funny story: Local Man Narrowly Escapes Euthanasia in Nursing Home Identity Mix Up!

Local Man Narrowly Escapes Euthanasia in Nursing Home Identity Mix Up!

Local man and good samaritan Melvin Wordsmithe narrowly avoided death, or worse, during a recent visit to the local Nursing Home where he and stalwart Therapy Dog, Bear, provide weekly visits to the infirm of mind and body. Melvin had a sense som...

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Funny story: Local Man Shocked When He Finds Everyone Else His Age is Dead, Or Have Lost Sense of Humour!

Local Man Shocked When He Finds Everyone Else His Age is Dead, Or Have Lost Sense of Humour!

Local Man, and sometimes Spoof Writer, Melvin Wordsmithe, well recovered from his walk about in an attempt to find 'good news' to write about, was shocked today when he found out no one else his age still lives or can laugh about the phenomena. Th...

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Funny story: Old Boomer Hit Parade: Bye Bye Youth

Old Boomer Hit Parade: Bye Bye Youth

Bye Bye Youth (Sung to Bye Bye Love) Yet another oldie to tap your toes to, whether you're rockin' to the oldies in your favorite rockin' chair or buzzin' past the nurses in your brand spankin' new mobility scooter. Who better to parody than the Everly Brothers, who are still alive to sing along to this one. Bye bye youth, Bye bye agility, Hello senility, I think I'm a gonna cry-y. By...

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Funny story: Nation's seniors have great sex lives, reports Department of 'That's F-ing Gross'

Nation's seniors have great sex lives, reports Department of 'That's F-ing Gross'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a collaborative report with the Committee of 'I Don't Want to Hear That Shit', the Department of 'That's Fucking Gross' released a report today surveying the sex lives of over 1,000 elderly couples, in which it was discovered th...

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