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Funny story: Obama accidentally visits Gulf, declines to swim

Obama accidentally visits Gulf, declines to swim

US President Barack Obama has said it is "way too stupid to be optimistic" as he made an unexpected visit to the oil-hit Gulf of Mexico coast when AirForce 1 was diverted from Boca Raton where Mr Obama had hoped to get in a little swim time. Earl...

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Funny story: Thousands Flee Florida In Advance Of Oil Blobs, FEMA Help!

Thousands Flee Florida In Advance Of Oil Blobs, FEMA Help!

Those who have talked with citizens from New Orleans who were there after Katrina have put all the belongings they can into their cars, U Hauls and anything they can use to escape. It seems that FEMA is getting ready to come to Florida! "Wasn...

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Funny story: Crisis talks on Gulf

Crisis talks on Gulf

Miami, Florida. In what are expected to be important talks crucial to solving the crisis in the Gulf of Mexico, Duchess Sarah Ferguson, Islamist leader Osama Bin laden, Peewee Herman, Tiger Woods and Sir David Attenborough will sit down and thrash ou...

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Funny story: Cowell to intervene in Gulf oil spill fiasco

Cowell to intervene in Gulf oil spill fiasco

The renowned media-mogul Simon Cowell is considering a personal intervention in the Gulf oil crisis. He is thought to be negotiating with God for a cast iron, copper-bottomed guarantee of success, otherwise the deal is off. Cowell's spokesperson s...

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Funny story: Feds Consider Idea to Seal Oil Well with Nukes First Proposed on TheSpoof.com

Feds Consider Idea to Seal Oil Well with Nukes First Proposed on TheSpoof.com

In a recent "news" story, a writer for TheSpoof.com suggested that BP "drop Bruce Willis into Gulf to detonate nuke, stop leak." Well, Federal officials are obviously reading, 'cuz they actually thought about trying it!! Well, not really. Energy Depa...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Yells At Her Critics: "Hey Y'all I'm Better Than Gaga, Britney, Jessica, Christina, and Ke$ha All Put Together"

Miley Cyrus Yells At Her Critics: "Hey Y'all I'm Better Than Gaga, Britney, Jessica, Christina, and Ke$ha All Put Together"

TULSA, Oklahoma - Miley Cyrus was in town performing at The Sooner or Later Arena. The sold out crowd of 82,093, went wild for the girl who until recently was simply known as Hannah Montana, and who is now being referred to as Hohanna. Miley says...

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Funny story: BP Asks Greeks to Shave Back Hair to Aid Gulf Disaster

BP Asks Greeks to Shave Back Hair to Aid Gulf Disaster

Athens, Greece - Greece's debt burden is so excessive that the country is looking at every alternative to reduce their burden. With the concurrence from the European Union, Greece has decided to mandate all citizens to shave their back hair daily for...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie to tackle BP oil spill

Angelina Jolie to tackle BP oil spill

In their latest attempt to stop the oil leak off the Louisiana coast, BP have recruited Angelina Jolie. Previous attempts have involved using robot divers, giant plugs, industrial size sanitary towels and trained starfish. A BP spokesman said, "We...

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Funny story: President Obama Eats Only Compimentary Breakfasts

President Obama Eats Only Compimentary Breakfasts

Washington - Robert Gibbs confirmed yesterday that President Obama does prefer complimentary breakfasts as opposed to those conventional meals that speak no compliments. "[Non-complimentary breakfasts] offer little value of his particular needs,"...

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Funny story: BP Ship Icelandic Lava to Plug Oil Leak

BP Ship Icelandic Lava to Plug Oil Leak

British Petroleum have loaded a flotilla of ships with lava from the Icelandic volcano in the latest attempt to plug the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico; an operation that BP are calling Cup Pompeii. The ships now face a four thousand mile journey...

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Funny story: BP's latest attempt to stop oil flow fails

BP's latest attempt to stop oil flow fails

BP's latest attempt to stop the oil flow from the ruptured pipe has failed. The company is attempting to contain the spill from the well by cutting off the fractured pipe and sealing it with a cap. During the cutting process the saw has got stuck...

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Funny story: BP: "Cut & Cap" Not Working! Obama: I'm Cutting A Fart & Gonna Cap It Over CEO's Mouth!

BP: "Cut & Cap" Not Working! Obama: I'm Cutting A Fart & Gonna Cap It Over CEO's Mouth!

Now the saw that was cutting through the leaking oil well in the Gulf of Mexico has gotten stuck. "I knew we shouldn't have pulled that slick deal in Haiti", mumbled BP Oil's third spokesman in as many weeks. "Sure as the world we're under a curs...

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Funny story: BP Worker's Oversized Bowel Movement Blamed for Disaster

BP Worker's Oversized Bowel Movement Blamed for Disaster

After starting their criminal investigation into the BP Oil Spill only very recently, Attorney General Eric Holder, and his team of Federal experts believe that they have finally gotten to the bottom of the matter. Investigators now seem to b...

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Funny story: Feds to James Cameron: Can You CGI This Oil Spill For Us?

Feds to James Cameron: Can You CGI This Oil Spill For Us?

Federal officials hope King of the World film director James Cameron can help them come up with ideas on how to stop the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. The writer and director of the 1981 fecesburger "Piranha II: The Spawning", who, b...

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Funny story: Both Of BP "Relief Wells" To Stop Leak, Hit Oil! Now There Are Three!

Both Of BP "Relief Wells" To Stop Leak, Hit Oil! Now There Are Three!

At this rate the amount of oil in the Gulf of Mexico will be larger than the amount of sea water. After trying for six weeks and in the middle of trying yet another way of stopping the leak, the BP Oil specialists were digging two relief wells tha...

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Funny story: Shocking Documents Left in Cab Cite Oil Spill as Only One of Brown's Departing Gifts!

Shocking Documents Left in Cab Cite Oil Spill as Only One of Brown's Departing Gifts!

A sheaf of highly classified documents left in a non English speaking cab in London allege that the rampaging oil spill is part of an elaborate 'going away present' from former Prime Minister Gordon Brown! The 500 page document, appearing legitim...

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Funny story: Recent Study: People More Likely To Pollute Ocean After Oil Spill

Recent Study: People More Likely To Pollute Ocean After Oil Spill

Ocean City, NJ- As if the New Jersey oceans weren't dirty enough, a recent study suggests that people are more likely to pollute the oceans now more than ever. "I see the footage from that Gulf spill and think, is my beer can really going to be th...

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