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Funny story: BP Brilliant New Plan

BP Brilliant New Plan

BP executives declared today at a hastily scheduled press conference, that they have begun working on a "new plan." Since they have been unsuccessful in stopping oil flow into the Gulf of Mexico, they have begun working on a plan to remove the se...

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Funny story: Al Gore Volunteers To Cap BP Gulf Gusher

Al Gore Volunteers To Cap BP Gulf Gusher

Al Gore, distraught after separating from his wife Tipper, has reached a "Tipping Point" in his life, the Spoof can reveal. In an exclusive interview, the veteran politician and climate campaigner says that he fears he will never find his "Holy Grail...

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Funny story: BP Asks Greeks to Shave Back Hair to Aid Gulf Disaster

BP Asks Greeks to Shave Back Hair to Aid Gulf Disaster

Athens, Greece - Greece's debt burden is so excessive that the country is looking at every alternative to reduce their burden. With the concurrence from the European Union, Greece has decided to mandate all citizens to shave their back hair daily for...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie to tackle BP oil spill

Angelina Jolie to tackle BP oil spill

In their latest attempt to stop the oil leak off the Louisiana coast, BP have recruited Angelina Jolie. Previous attempts have involved using robot divers, giant plugs, industrial size sanitary towels and trained starfish. A BP spokesman said, "We...

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Funny story: BP's latest attempt to stop oil flow fails

BP's latest attempt to stop oil flow fails

BP's latest attempt to stop the oil flow from the ruptured pipe has failed. The company is attempting to contain the spill from the well by cutting off the fractured pipe and sealing it with a cap. During the cutting process the saw has got stuck...

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Funny story: BP Worker's Oversized Bowel Movement Blamed for Disaster

BP Worker's Oversized Bowel Movement Blamed for Disaster

After starting their criminal investigation into the BP Oil Spill only very recently, Attorney General Eric Holder, and his team of Federal experts believe that they have finally gotten to the bottom of the matter. Investigators now seem to b...

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Funny story: Both Of BP "Relief Wells" To Stop Leak, Hit Oil! Now There Are Three!

Both Of BP "Relief Wells" To Stop Leak, Hit Oil! Now There Are Three!

At this rate the amount of oil in the Gulf of Mexico will be larger than the amount of sea water. After trying for six weeks and in the middle of trying yet another way of stopping the leak, the BP Oil specialists were digging two relief wells tha...

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Funny story: BP to Duct Tape Oil Spilling Pipe

BP to Duct Tape Oil Spilling Pipe

By now, all have heard of the Oil Spill into the Gulf of Mexico. After many months of arduous brainstorming on how to clean up the oil spill, a team of top government scientists have come to the conclusion that Duct Tape will, once again, be the best...

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Funny story: Obama Impotent; Fails to Plug 'Ho! "Stiff Willie" Clinton Vows to Help Out!

Obama Impotent; Fails to Plug 'Ho! "Stiff Willie" Clinton Vows to Help Out!

Just hours after Obama told the world he was' in charge from day one' concerning the Gulf Oil Spill, and 'the buck stops here', he was forced to concede impotency when it was announced despite his efforts to 'be on top of things' he was unable to plu...

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Funny story: BP forced to use adhesive measures

BP forced to use adhesive measures

New Orleans, Louisiana. With the failure of the "top kill", BP have announced drastic action to expedite the sealing of the massive oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico. BP General Manager, Bob Grease, announced to assembled press that the leak will be...

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Funny story: BP, those dastardly oil "Trouble Shooters" fail again, now to plan C!

BP, those dastardly oil "Trouble Shooters" fail again, now to plan C!

After failing to plug their hole in the Gulf of Mexico for the second time, BP, are now turning to plan C. Capping the hole with concrete and mud and a portable WC didn't seem to do the job so now the dastardly "Trouble Shooting Team" of environme...

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Funny story: Gulf Oil Spill Suggestions

Gulf Oil Spill Suggestions

New Orleans, Louisiana. Authorities have suggested a new way to cap the increasing flows of oil emanating from the broken pipe in the Gulf of Mexico. Arthur Brain, from the Dept of the Interior, Louisiana, advised that if 200 Japanese Sumo wrestl...

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Funny story: BP Upgrades Gulf Oil Spill From "Very Very Modest" to "Holy S--t".

BP Upgrades Gulf Oil Spill From "Very Very Modest" to "Holy S--t".

BP Upgrades Gulf Oil Spill From "Very Very Modest" to "Holy S--t". Citing new findings from a Purdue University study, which found that the Gulf oil leak is dumping between 56,000 to 84,000 barrels per day, Tony Hayward, BP's top exec said, "we no...

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Funny story: Jane Fonda Returns to Vietnam to Protest Oil Spill

Jane Fonda Returns to Vietnam to Protest Oil Spill

Hanoi, Vietnam. Jane Fonda, looking green and a foxy sixty four, has returned to the place that brought her so much attention in the sixties. Hanoi was the capital of then North Vietnam and enemy of the US. An odd place for an American to visit,...

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Funny story: BP's Plan B: Make Keith the New CEO/PR Director

BP's Plan B: Make Keith the New CEO/PR Director

Covington, LA - British Petroleum has estimated that today's oil kill has a 60-70% of success at stopping the massive oil leak. So what happens if this latest attempt should fail? BP executives feel like they have two options: 1. Deal with a...

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Funny story: President Obama reveals plan to deal with Oil Spillage threat

President Obama reveals plan to deal with Oil Spillage threat

In response to the growing fears regarding the extent of the Oil spillage in the Gulf of Mexico, President Obama released the following statement:- In view of the ever increasing risk of pollution and the resulting environmental damage being caused to the area I intend to take the following action:- I intend to have, without delay, a microphone placed outside the White House. I will then ha...

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Funny story: BP Insider Says That Well Leaked Much Worse Than It's Telling People!

BP Insider Says That Well Leaked Much Worse Than It's Telling People!

Will people have to leave the Gulf area? An insider who still works at BP, our own "Deep Float", says that the leak was much worse than they have told anyone, even the U.S. President, and that it may still be coming up from around the well. "...

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