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Funny story: Somalia's Pirates Buy Tanks, Jets and Nukes

Somalia's Pirates Buy Tanks, Jets and Nukes

A Ukrainian ship supposedly seized by pirates off the coast of Somalia was carrying battle tanks, fighter jets and tactical nuclear weapons, the Ukrainian defence ministry has confirmed. Earlier, the country's foreign ministry said the ship and i...

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Funny story: Armageddon Codes Headed For President Obama

Armageddon Codes Headed For President Obama

On January 20th, an unobtrusive army officer will carry a small leather-bound metal briefcase following President George W. Bush up the Capitol Hill steps and after the inauguration of President Barack Obama, the officer will follow the new president...

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Funny story: Bush hears the case for nuking Iceland

Bush hears the case for nuking Iceland

Washington AC/DC - (Motherf***ers Gone To Iceland! Mess): UK Finance Minister Alistair Darling is in White House talks this weekend, trying to persuade President Bush about the merits of nuking Asses of Evil rogue state Iceland. "Taxpayers around...

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Funny story: Pen mightier than sword

Pen mightier than sword

Jeremy Kyle on daytime TV aside, perhaps the most disturbing development to date in modern technology has been uncovered by 'journalists' at TheSpoof.com. Sneaky Russian scientists have been developing a pen that is up 200,000 times mightier than any...

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Funny story: North Atlantic Island Republic Defies IAEA Ruling

North Atlantic Island Republic Defies IAEA Ruling

The sacred islet of Rockall this week stands embroiled in a diplomatic row with the International Atomic Energy Agency over its refusal to cease enrichment of fissionable fuel for the Hall's Ledge nuclear power station reactor. The IAEA claim the...

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Funny story: Iran Claims New Nukes

Iran Claims New Nukes

Earlier this week Iran released photos of missile tests that turned out to be enhanced. Today secret sources have released new photos they claim show real missiles equiped with real nuclear (or nucular in Busheese) war heads.

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Funny story: John McCain Will Use Nukes

John McCain Will Use Nukes

In a candid interview late last week U.S. Presidential candidate John McCain admitted that if he is elected in November he will attack the Socialist Republic of Vietnam with nuclear weapons.

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Funny story: Hampstead luvvies gobsmacked at nuke bomb discovery

Hampstead luvvies gobsmacked at nuke bomb discovery

London - (Cash-for-Honors Mess): Residents of a wealthy North London enclave are frantic following the discovery of an unexploded nuclear device in safe deposit vaults owned by business pals of Lord Levy.

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Funny story: Chinese nuclear warhead fuel seeps into Three Gorges Dam

Chinese nuclear warhead fuel seeps into Three Gorges Dam

Yangtze River, Sandouping - (Seismic Mess): Millions of gallons of radioactive contaminants have seeped into China's fabled Three Gorges Dam following a series of seismic aftershocks.

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Funny story: France cuts nuclear missile arsenal by a third

France cuts nuclear missile arsenal by a third

President Sarkozy has announced France's stocks of air launched nuclear weapons is to be slashed in an effort to ensure the safety of Europe. In a speech to French defence chiefs Sarkozy hailed the plan as a major blow to the enemies of France a...

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Funny story: Atomic bomb testing in the city!

Atomic bomb testing in the city!

U.S military has told the world they quit their nuclear program after the WWII bombing. Well, they didn't, because their was another test on one in the city of New Lexington.

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Funny story: Atomic weapon detonation fails to distract people from Facebook

Atomic weapon detonation fails to distract people from Facebook

A 700 megaton atomic weapon blast in which over 6 million Americans died was largely ignored by the rest of the population, figures today suggested. The blast, centered around the north-western city of Seattle, and most likely detonated by terrorist...

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Funny story: Iran to get Nuclear Weapons from USA

Iran to get Nuclear Weapons from USA

Washington (IP) - The United States has made a deal with Iran wherein it will hand over a few hydrogen bombs to the Iranians. There is only one catch and that is that if the Iranians move one of the bombs it will go off in their back yard.

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Funny story: Global Warming Linked To Industry/Technology - North Korea

Global Warming Linked To Industry/Technology - North Korea

A group of North Korean scientists trying to assemble that country's first nuclear bomb, has discovered what it says is a link between industry and technology, and Global Warming, and has laid the blame squarely at the door of the US. The group, b...

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Funny story: B-52's carrying nuclear missiles over Red states by mistake; flight plan clearly called for flyover Blue states only

B-52's carrying nuclear missiles over Red states by mistake; flight plan clearly called for flyover Blue states only

Washington, D.C. - It was just announced to the public that a B-52 was flown from North Dakota to Louisiana with six armed nuclear missiles on board this past August 30, each decommissioned cruise missile capable of producing a five to 115-kilotons y...

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Funny story: Josh Brolin commandeers submarine and fires nuke while drunk on Barbara Streisands urine

Josh Brolin commandeers submarine and fires nuke while drunk on Barbara Streisands urine

"Hollow Man" actor and son of James "Hotel"Brolin, Josh Brolin commandeered a US nuclear submarine during a nighttime drinking binge on stepmother Barbara Steisands vintag...

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Funny story: Bush and Putin Reach Agreement to Renew Nuclear Arms Race

Bush and Putin Reach Agreement to Renew Nuclear Arms Race

Kennebunkport, Maine - After a long day of angry debate, bellicose posturing and fierce name-calling, Vladimir Putin and George Bush met together in the evening, in private, to share warm hugs, and to toast the success of their summit meeti...

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