Newt Gingrich, who said he would only run for president if absolutely necessary as a last resort, has entered the race as a result of Different Strokes' actor Gary Coleman's recent announcement that he will run.
The Grand Old Party, the Party of family values, has a problem. Too many wives, too many families.
He decided when he read about a cuddly little German polar bear cub by the name of Knut, abandoned by his mother Tosca, that has captured the world's attention.
Washington DC - (ReuterUs): Former Republican Speaker of the House of Representatives Newt Gingrich has admitted that he was drunk when screwing Monica Lewinsky during his Congress campaign that impeached Bill Clinton.
December 7, 2003 Newt Gingrich, former Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, stated that the Bush Administrations policy in Iraq had "gone off the cliff". Mr. Gingrich, who knows a great deal about going over cliffs, having done so h...
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