The Union Of Satirists And Piss Takers has exclusively revealed to Skoob Entertainment News that the key to success in satirical scribbling lies in submitting stories to satirical websites containing certain keywords, such as nude, naked, nude, tits, arse, vagina, penis, nude, nude, nude and nude. (Difficult to read that line aloud if you have a lisp or you whistle slightly when you enunciate t...
A controversial Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar created by an Argentine artist duo has fired the ire of Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart, writes Val Cano, Prepostorous Recycling For Cash Correspondent. Kristen's ire was fired in England, where she ha...
Insiders insist that Harry Potter stars, Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson are all set to star in a naturist version of Stephen King's best selling novel, 'Misery' In the nude. Skoob Entertainment News can't verify this, because it was sourced b...
The TSA stunned the nation today by announcing that scanners and pat downs do not do enough to detect terrorist devices on flight passengers. Passengers must now completely disrobe in order to board a flight. "We tried to come up with a better so...
Kebab and pizza van entrepreneur Ali Bullo was beside himself in anguish today after investing thousands of pounds in a print run of 2012 calendars featuring 'I'm A Celeb' turd analyst Gillian McKeith in a variety of erotic naked poses. Ali Bullo,...
Media mogul and market trader cum kebab and pizza shop entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, today complained that sales of nude celebrity calendar pics and posters are in sharp decline, principally because of overexposure on a satirical website, which we can't n...
The FAA announced today that it is going to try to impose new regulations that will ban clothes from all domestic airports and airlines. The new regulations have to pass through Congress before it can be implemented. A pole was conducted outside L...
JFK AIRPORT, New York - "Since its inception, JumboJetBlue has remained on the forefront of air travel safety, convenience, and service. And so, from now on, all JumboJetBlue passengers and employees will travel in the nude," announced naked JumboJe...
Producers of the wildly popular television series Baywatch are currently in the process of developing a spin-off titled Baywatch-Nude Beach Patrol. Film crews have been busy filming a 2-hour premiere episode on private L.A. County beaches. While t...
"Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are the sexiest geeks in town! They bring tragic vampyre passion to the field of abstract math and topology. They like nothing better than to strip totally naked at their bohemian apartment in Much Wenlock, Shropshire, England, UK and go straight for the jugular with some serious homotopy shit. These kids are genuine bloodsucking boffins! Now for the first...
Seneca, South Carolina - (Ass Mess): "At the moment we can't say if the vermin was burrowing its way out - or in," a Sennapod Police Department official explained today. "A 911 call-out to a Bernwood Circle address saw us arrest a suspected burgla...
Skoob News office - teatime - As if to prove that sometimes strange things happen, here at Skoob News today, we received a mysterious parcel with some steak and kidney in it. We don't know why. An accompanying note informed us that the writer had...
Vienna - (YouBoob! News): Her naked glamor shots from a recent performance of The Nutcracker are already an internet sensation. And now Vienna State Opera prima ballerina Karina Sarkissova's nude centerfold shots from The Magic Naked Flute are goi...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, currently recuperating from a broken thumb, a suspected broken arm, a cut eyebrow, a 'both ends' mystery virus, a probing lady doctor and most recently, a purple toe - sustained by a falling Le Creuset casserole dish, w...
LAS VEGAS, NV - Police in Las Vegas say a woman disrobed in the back seat of a taxi and demanded that the driver "take her home". When the driver failed to understand what she wanted, she stole his cab. Acting Chief Joseph Chronister told The Las...
With cries of "Our money is as good as anybody's money", 152 Miss Nude Universe contestants tumbled and rumbled, grabbed and groaned, pulled and tugged , huffed and puffed and contorted their way to the World's biggest flood-aid fund-raiser. The t...
Desperate to win the crown many of this years top-bet beauty pageant contestants have gone topless. Photos of these contestants, nude, with nothing but body paint have appeared all over the Internet. Pageant CEO Donny "Comb-over' Frump pouted:...
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