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Funny story: Bill Gates Tells NASA He'll Pay Them $50 Million To Let Him Be The First Person To Set Foot On Mars

Bill Gates Tells NASA He'll Pay Them $50 Million To Let Him Be The First Person To Set Foot On Mars

HOUSTON - Bill Gates is one of the richest men in the world with a net worth estimated to be around $67 billion. He recently talked to a NASA official and said that he has always dreamed of being the first person to set foot on the planet Mars.

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Funny story: Jade Rabbit Chinese Food Rover delivers wrong order to secret NASA Moon Base

Jade Rabbit Chinese Food Rover delivers wrong order to secret NASA Moon Base

The expensive Chinese Food Delivery Rover, Jade Rabbit has mixed up its very first delivery order. A top secret Moon Base which has been built by the U.S.A was due to receive a very welcome "Chinese Special Meal for 100 this morning. I repeated t...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says North Korea Will Donate $10 Million To NASA If They'll Agree To Put North Korean License Plates On The Next Martian Land Rover

Kim Jong Un Says North Korea Will Donate $10 Million To NASA If They'll Agree To Put North Korean License Plates On The Next Martian Land Rover

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has always been a fan of America's National Aeronautics Space Administration program. He says he has read over 15 books on the subject and he recently told The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea tha...

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Funny story: NASA Is Considering Renaming The Land Rover Curiosity, The Nelson Mandela Land Rover

NASA Is Considering Renaming The Land Rover Curiosity, The Nelson Mandela Land Rover

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has just informed the various news organizations that due to public opinion NASA will be considering renaming the Martian land rover Curiosity in honor of Nelson Mandela. Timmelfarb said that President...

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Funny story: China Rejects NASA's $7 Billion Loan Request

China Rejects NASA's $7 Billion Loan Request

HOUSTON - NASA has just received word that the Republic of China has turned down their loan request. China's Foreign Minister Kong Hong Liebowitz gave NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb the bad news. Mr. Liebowitz stated that China regretted ha...

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Funny story: Close Up Photos of Saturn Reveal What Appear To Be Motorcycle Tire Tracks

Close Up Photos of Saturn Reveal What Appear To Be Motorcycle Tire Tracks

HOUSTON - The National Aeronautics and Space Administration has just released some astounding information to the general public. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb said that recent close up photos of Saturn have revealed what appear to be motorcyc...

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Funny story: NASA Is Asking The Public For Donations

NASA Is Asking The Public For Donations

HOUSTON - In an unprecedented move, NASA has decided to ask the America public to make a donation to the space agency. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb told the news media that due to certain program cost overrides NASA has had to borrow some mo...

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Funny story: Gary Busey Banned From Visiting The NASA Space Center

Gary Busey Banned From Visiting The NASA Space Center

HOUSTON - Trent Timmelfarb, the official spokesperson for NASA's Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center, recently met with representatives of the news media. He discussed the topic of the land rover Curiosity, which is on the planet Mars gathering up an u...

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Funny story: NASA Reports That The Martian Land Rover Has Run Over A Possum

NASA Reports That The Martian Land Rover Has Run Over A Possum

HOUSTON - NASA officials have just received a computer readout from the Martian land rover Curiosity which reports that it has run over what appeared to be a possum. One of the NASA executives who saw the computer message noted that a varmint type...

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Funny story: NASA Asks China For A $7 Billion Loan

NASA Asks China For A $7 Billion Loan

HOUSTON - The National Aeronaudics and Space Administration has just issued a statment stating that it will run out of funds on March 13, 2014. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb informed the U.S. news media that NASA tried to get President Obama...

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Funny story: After Indian Mars Probe, now Canada Launches Venus Rover

After Indian Mars Probe, now Canada Launches Venus Rover

Canada has launched a Venus Rover from Cape Mountie closely following space projects by China and India. The Rover, while being very small, about the size of Ken and Barby's car is set to bounce down through the opaque atmosphere of Venus in eigh...

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Funny story: Satellite Photos Clearly Show That Saturn Has Squirrels

Satellite Photos Clearly Show That Saturn Has Squirrels

HOUSTON - NASA spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has just made the scientific news media aware of a very interesting discovery. According to satellite photos that were taken this past week, the planet Saturn, which is the sixth planet from the sun, ha...

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Funny story: NASA To Trade In Land Rover Curiosity For A Brand New 2014 Model

NASA To Trade In Land Rover Curiosity For A Brand New 2014 Model

HOUSTON - NASA spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has stated that his agency is proud of the fantastic job that the Martian land rover Curiosity has done. He remarked that it has performed far beyond any expectations of the space program experts. Ti...

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Funny story: NASA Says That China Has Expressed An Interest In Buying The Land Rover Curiosity

NASA Says That China Has Expressed An Interest In Buying The Land Rover Curiosity

HOUSTON - The government of China has acquired a lot of property in the United States and they have a strong desire to purchase a lot more. National Focus Magazine reported that (China) has expressed an interest in purchasing such well known Ameri...

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Funny story: Moon Signs Up for Cosmetic Makeover

Moon Signs Up for Cosmetic Makeover

It happened when the moon read the following (in an article, NASA's GRAIL Mission helps Scientists Figure Out Moon's Rough and Stony Look, at the FrenchTribune.com): "Scientists have now understood the reasons behind the moon's rough and stony look.

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Funny story: NASA Is Recalling The Mars Land Rover Curiosity Because of Faulty Windshield Wipers

NASA Is Recalling The Mars Land Rover Curiosity Because of Faulty Windshield Wipers

HOUSTON - NASA has just received a certified letter from The Rampart Vehicles Corporation, the company that built the Mars Land Rover Curiosity. According to NASA spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb, Rampart Vehicles is recalling the land rover Curiosit...

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Funny story: NASA Concerned As The Land Rover Curiosity's Low Oil Light Comes On

NASA Concerned As The Land Rover Curiosity's Low Oil Light Comes On

HOUSTON - NASA scientists have expressed concern as they have received word from Mars that the land rover's low oil light has just come on. A spokesperson for NASA, Trent Timmelfarb, said that it has its top mechanic working on the problem and hop...

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