Angry Pro-Hariri protesters were calling for her blood until they were dispersed by police using power sprays from local blood bank rations. Rice had been in Lebanon in a peace treaty convoy aimed at disarming Hezbollah and other middle eastern mu...
The United Nations Secretary-General, Ban Ki-Moon has stated that they will no longer be falling for Israel's accusations of Hamas crimes. "Enough about this Hamas", he said. "I don't even know what that is." Hamas have been involved in a numbe...
A BBC military force led by the experienced but cruel and violent John Simpson was to be part of a pincer movement in an invasion of the Gaza Strip. The shocking details have come to light after documents were left in a taxi cab by the head of th...
In Tehran, Iran, Hamas' exiled leader thanked his Iranian backers, who had nothing to do with the recent battle with Israel, saying Tehran played a "big role" in helping the Palestinian militant group during Israel's offensive in the Gaza Strip, Iran...
GAZA CITY - Despite yet another tentative ceasefire in the region, sporadic Palestinian rocket fire and mortars are still detonating in Israel following a brutal offensive meant to bring Hamas into submission. The offensive killed nearly 1300 Pa...
A BBC military force led by the experienced but cruel and violent John Simpson was to be part of a pincer movement in an invasion of the Gaza Strip. The shocking details have come to light after documents were lef in a taxi cab by the head of the...
Islam Prophet sent word through the leaders of Hamas that the more than a thousand dead muslims made Mohammed happy. The massacre of course is the result of hostile Israeli-Palestinean relations. Hamas won't stop firing rockets into Israel and is...
Estate agents Roquet & D'Iptherius today put up the Gaza Strip for sale, and a huge, dark green sign was put up on top of the ruins of a school, with the cleverly-worded phrase 'For Sale' written on it. The sign was soon shot down by an Israeli s...
After weeks of massacre and mayhem followed by an uneasy truce, Hamas is threatening to initiate hostilities against Israel citing charges of bioterrorism. At a noontime Al-Jazeer news conference in Cannes, Shamu al-Kissamabutt, Hamas EMT, state...
A spokesman for Palestinian militant group Hamas issued a statement yesterday claiming the current military confrontation with Israel was the result of an "unfortunate misunderstanding", and said that the recent rocket attacks on Israel were just an...
Venezuela - Planning for the future, Opec Nations met today to discuss the proposed itinerary for Peak Oil.Composed of more than 60% of the world's crude oil suppliers, OPEC has decided that doling out Peak Oil to countries at different times could b...
Israeli security operatives refused to confirm or deny rumours that an undercover operation had been successfully carried out in a combined operation between Mossad agents and Israeli Special Forces. It is claimed the covert operatives have abduc...
Venezuela - Open Nations this week reached a decision of global import, delaying the onset of the Peak Oil Crisis at least until the price for crude goes back up to a profitable potential. This move comes on the heel of the traumatic discovery las...
In what is being hailed as an unprecedented stroke of world good fortune, Hamas rockets fired into Israeli territory stopped early today. After several hours of excruciating quiet, several spies were sent through well-known infiltration tunnels to de...
Israeli forces last night began a bombardment of Manchester, killing at least 3000 Mancunians, including many hundreds of women and children. By 2am today, they had taken control of the City Of Manchester Stadium, saying they intended to install Avra...
An Israeli El-Al jet was hijacked by Palestinians and flown to the Ugandan city of Entebbe, just as in 1976, and the Israeli Defense Force quickly moved into action to release the hostages on the plane. But this time it was no more Mr. Nice Guy. F...
GAZA CITY - Israeli forces blew the Red Cross' temporary headquarters in Gaza City to smithereens Friday afternoon, then blasted United Nations humanitarian forces. Even as nations around the world have expressed shock at the violence, Israeli Army...
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