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Funny story: Hamas Leader Thanks Iran For Humanitarian Rockets & Missles

Hamas Leader Thanks Iran For Humanitarian Rockets & Missles

In Tehran, Iran, Hamas' exiled leader thanked his Iranian backers, who had nothing to do with the recent battle with Israel, saying Tehran played a "big role" in helping the Palestinian militant group during Israel's offensive in the Gaza Strip, Iran...

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Funny story: Israel to fund Palestinian Space Program, Colonization of Mars

Israel to fund Palestinian Space Program, Colonization of Mars

GAZA CITY - Despite yet another tentative ceasefire in the region, sporadic Palestinian rocket fire and mortars are still detonating in Israel following a brutal offensive meant to bring Hamas into submission. The offensive killed nearly 1300 Pa...

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Funny story: BBC in shock allegations as a plan to invade Palestine is revealed

BBC in shock allegations as a plan to invade Palestine is revealed

A BBC military force led by the experienced but cruel and violent John Simpson was to be part of a pincer movement in an invasion of the Gaza Strip. The shocking details have come to light after documents were lef in a taxi cab by the head of the...

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Funny story: Muhammed hails Hamas for Sending 1,300 Souls to the Garden of Earthly Delights with the Help of Israel

Muhammed hails Hamas for Sending 1,300 Souls to the Garden of Earthly Delights with the Help of Israel

Islam Prophet sent word through the leaders of Hamas that the more than a thousand dead muslims made Mohammed happy. The massacre of course is the result of hostile Israeli-Palestinean relations. Hamas won't stop firing rockets into Israel and is...

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Funny story: For Sale sign appears in the Gaza

For Sale sign appears in the Gaza

Estate agents Roquet & D'Iptherius today put up the Gaza Strip for sale, and a huge, dark green sign was put up on top of the ruins of a school, with the cleverly-worded phrase 'For Sale' written on it. The sign was soon shot down by an Israeli s...

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Funny story: Hamas Accuses Israel of Bioterrorism

Hamas Accuses Israel of Bioterrorism

After weeks of massacre and mayhem followed by an uneasy truce, Hamas is threatening to initiate hostilities against Israel citing charges of bioterrorism. At a noontime Al-Jazeer news conference in Cannes, Shamu al-Kissamabutt, Hamas EMT, state...

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Funny story: Hamas Says Rocket Attacks Were "An Unfortunate Accident"

Hamas Says Rocket Attacks Were "An Unfortunate Accident"

A spokesman for Palestinian militant group Hamas issued a statement yesterday claiming the current military confrontation with Israel was the result of an "unfortunate misunderstanding", and said that the recent rocket attacks on Israel were just an...

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Funny story: Peak Oil Itinerary Discussed

Peak Oil Itinerary Discussed

Venezuela - Planning for the future, Opec Nations met today to discuss the proposed itinerary for Peak Oil.Composed of more than 60% of the world's crude oil suppliers, OPEC has decided that doling out Peak Oil to countries at different times could b...

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Funny story: Mossad operatives abduct seven dwarves in covert Gaza operation.

Mossad operatives abduct seven dwarves in covert Gaza operation.

Israeli security operatives refused to confirm or deny rumours that an undercover operation had been successfully carried out in a combined operation between Mossad agents and Israeli Special Forces. It is claimed the covert operatives have abduc...

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Funny story: Peak Oil Delayed

Peak Oil Delayed

Venezuela - Open Nations this week reached a decision of global import, delaying the onset of the Peak Oil Crisis at least until the price for crude goes back up to a profitable potential. This move comes on the heel of the traumatic discovery las...

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Funny story: Hamas Hit The Road

Hamas Hit The Road

In what is being hailed as an unprecedented stroke of world good fortune, Hamas rockets fired into Israeli territory stopped early today. After several hours of excruciating quiet, several spies were sent through well-known infiltration tunnels to de...

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Funny story: Israelis attack Manchester

Israelis attack Manchester

Israeli forces last night began a bombardment of Manchester, killing at least 3000 Mancunians, including many hundreds of women and children. By 2am today, they had taken control of the City Of Manchester Stadium, saying they intended to install Avra...

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Funny story: Israel raids Entebbe again, but this time it's no more Mr. Nice Guy

Israel raids Entebbe again, but this time it's no more Mr. Nice Guy

An Israeli El-Al jet was hijacked by Palestinians and flown to the Ugandan city of Entebbe, just as in 1976, and the Israeli Defense Force quickly moved into action to release the hostages on the plane. But this time it was no more Mr. Nice Guy. F...

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Funny story: Israel Begins Saturation Bombing of Red Cross, United Nations

Israel Begins Saturation Bombing of Red Cross, United Nations

GAZA CITY - Israeli forces blew the Red Cross' temporary headquarters in Gaza City to smithereens Friday afternoon, then blasted United Nations humanitarian forces. Even as nations around the world have expressed shock at the violence, Israeli Army...

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Funny story: The Circus Without a Tent

The Circus Without a Tent

International critics today slated the Israeli-Palestinian Truce as being more at Scent than Substance. Israel has agreed on 'the principles' of a ceasefire proposal, raising hopes for the Palestinian militants in Gaza of a chance to fully rearm t...

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Funny story: Israelis Employ Blintzkreig in Gaza

Israelis Employ Blintzkreig in Gaza

Israeli air and land forces have attacked Gaza with the infamous Nazi blintzkreig. Flash fried pancakes with sugary cottage cheese are being launched at hundreds of hamas targets in the Gaza. This lightning strike of crepes has gummed up every mo...

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Funny story: Phone Apps Deployed in War

Phone Apps Deployed in War

The U.S government have announced that, due to the recession and the need for urgent spending cutbacks, cheaper weapons will be deployed in the Middle East. An anonymous source reports that the government is musing over contracts for iphones that...

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