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Funny story: Melania Trump Reveals Why She Wants To Move Back To New York City

Melania Trump Reveals Why She Wants To Move Back To New York City

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reports coming out of the White House are that first lady Melania Trump is not a very happy camper. An unnamed White House insider said that Melania has recently been looking at photographs of Trump Tower and she suddenly break...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says That Her and Melania Trump Have Been Secretly Texting Each Other

Meghan Markle Says That Her and Melania Trump Have Been Secretly Texting Each Other

GALVESTON – Prince Harry and his gorgeous wife traveled to Galveston to visit the hotel/museum where famed pirate Jean Lafitte had spent a weekend back in the summer of 1799. Harry and Meghan are fans of the infamous Carribean buccaneers which inc...

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Funny story: President Trump Visits India and Immediately Insults The Entire Country By Saying He Wants a Big Mac Burger

President Trump Visits India and Immediately Insults The Entire Country By Saying He Wants a Big Mac Burger

NEW DELHI, India – President Trump landed at the Ravi Shankar International Airport and was greeted by a crowd estimated to be about 95 or maybe 98, including two dozen or so airport workers. It was very windy as the president waved to the crowd m...

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Funny story: President Trump Shows His BFF Sean Hannity Personal Intimate Photos of Melania and the First Lady Explodes!

President Trump Shows His BFF Sean Hannity Personal Intimate Photos of Melania and the First Lady Explodes!

NEW YORK CITY – President #45 was in the “Big Apple” for an appearance on the Sean Hannity Show. Potus had lunch with the Fox News host at a local McDonalds. Sean had a Filet-O-Fish Sandwich, and the man that Elizabeth “Sacajawea” Warren calls “C...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Explains Why She May Be Voting For Bernie Sanders in The November Presidential Election

Melania Trump Explains Why She May Be Voting For Bernie Sanders in The November Presidential Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Melania Trump has shocked the GOP world by saying that she will most probably vote for Bernie Sanders over her husband. The sensuously sexy first lady was interviewed by Kitty Segovia with the iNews Agency. When asked why she...

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Funny story: President Trump Shows Up At The Daytona 500 And He Quickly Jinxes The Race

President Trump Shows Up At The Daytona 500 And He Quickly Jinxes The Race

DAYTONA, Florida – President Trump and First Lady Melania showed up at the Daytona 500, uninvited, and damn, if old “Cheeto Face” didn’t go and jinx the race! According to The Miami Globe-Gazette, President Trump told one of Ricky Stenhouse Jr's m...

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Funny story: Joe “Go-Go”Biden Is Not Worried About Finishing 5th In The New Hampshire Primary

Joe “Go-Go”Biden Is Not Worried About Finishing 5th In The New Hampshire Primary

MANCHESTER, New Jersey – Joe Biden was relaxing in his hotel suite by shooting dice with some of his campaign workers and a couple of the hotel maids. It was a somewhat somber mood as Biden got clobbered pretty bad by just about every other Democ...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says That He Kicked Ass In The GOP New Hampshire Primary

Donald Trump Says That He Kicked Ass In The GOP New Hampshire Primary

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump was smiling like the Shetland pony that ate the canary. He had just won the New Hampshire Primary without ever setting foot in the Mushroom Pizza State. He captured 91% of the vote. “Hey losers!” He yelled from the...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Wears A Pair of Tight-Fitting Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Son Barron’s Soccer Match

Melania Trump Wears A Pair of Tight-Fitting Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Son Barron’s Soccer Match

WASHINGTON, D.C. – First Lady, Melania Trump, who is 49, caused quite a stir at son Barron’s recent soccer match. The first soccer mom showed up at The Pele Commemorative Soccer Complex wearing a tiny sports bra and a pair of tight-fitting Daisy Duke...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Tells A Close Friend That She Is Sick of Hearing The Words Witch Hunt

Melania Trump Tells A Close Friend That She Is Sick of Hearing The Words Witch Hunt

WASHINGTON D.C. - A close friend of the first lady, Melania Trump, informed a reporter with Ipso Facto Illustrated Magazine that Melania has been feeling quite depressed of late. The unnamed woman, who we'll call Tangerine Sankamino, said that she...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says That Melania Has Not Had Breast Implants

Donald Trump Says That Melania Has Not Had Breast Implants

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump recently met with Kitty Sequoia, a reporter with the iNews Agency at a local McDonalds. Trump stated that he wanted to clear up a story that had appeared in the latest issue of Consolidated News Magazine. POTUS t...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Has Agreed To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Melania Trump Has Agreed To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD – The word coming out of the Left Coast is that first lady Melania Trump, 49, has agreed to appear on the next edition of Dancing With The Stars. Tinsel Town Spotlight Magazine’s Buffy Fillapippi reports that she personally spoke to Mel...

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Funny story: Drone Strike Takes Out Large Iranian Suicide Cockroach Suspected Of Biting Melania Trump

Drone Strike Takes Out Large Iranian Suicide Cockroach Suspected Of Biting Melania Trump

A military drone today took out several rooms of the world renowned Mar-a-Lago. The target? The most insidious weapon ever deployed by Iran, a large Madagascar hissing cockroach. "It was spotted by Mrs Trump in the laboratory of their master bedro...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Taken to Hospital With Writers Cramp From Signing Campaign Fundraising Letters

Melania Trump Taken to Hospital With Writers Cramp From Signing Campaign Fundraising Letters

Melania Trump today was rushed to a local Emergency room when she complained of severe writers cramp in her left hand. Staffers, fearing a heart attack, wasted no time getting the First Lady to an Emergency room near Mar-a-Largo. "She has been sig...

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Funny story: Trump Impeachment Committee Is Able to Hack Some of the Other Items Stored on Trump's "Secret Server"

Trump Impeachment Committee Is Able to Hack Some of the Other Items Stored on Trump's "Secret Server"

Washington, DC Some of the House of Representatives Impeachment Committee computer crew have managed to discover many of the highly encrypted secrets held on the secret server that the President's Ukraine phone call was stored on. Some of these secr...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Revealed to Be the Actual Whistleblower

Melania Trump Revealed to Be the Actual Whistleblower

Mar-A-Lago, FL In a breaking story, it is revealed that First Lady, Melania Trump, was the person who leaked about improprieties in her husband Donald Trump's phone calls to the President of the Ukraine. She mentioned the extortion threats made by h...

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Funny story: While Giving Tour of White House, Melania Trump Realizes She Hasn't Seen Son Barron for Three Months

While Giving Tour of White House, Melania Trump Realizes She Hasn't Seen Son Barron for Three Months

Washington, DC "I have just been so busy giving tours, standing by my husband and looking serene, shopping for tasteful outfits, and so much more!" said Melania to reporters on the tour. "I remember seeing Barron back in June, and remarking about...

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