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Funny story: Margaret Thatcher wants to get stuffed

Margaret Thatcher wants to get stuffed

Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, in a frank interview with TheSpoof.com has revealed her intention to be stuffed and mounted after her approaching demise.

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Funny story: Heather Mills to blame as McCartney emasculated and Ringo beheaded like Thatcher

Heather Mills to blame as McCartney emasculated and Ringo beheaded like Thatcher

Liverpool - (Sordid Mess): Scouser tongues are wagging and pointing the finger at Heather Mills after a 30 foot tall Beatles topiary was tampered with, emasculating Paul McCartney of his manhood and decapitating Ringo Starr 'just like Margaret Th...

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Funny story: Margaret Thatcher "Stll Alive"

Margaret Thatcher "Stll Alive"

Margaret Thatcher, the crone-faced former Prime Minister, is still alive after being rushed into hospital last night. Doctors say it's nothing less than a miracle that she ever became head of the...

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Funny story: "Double whammy if you're very, very lucky" astrologers claim as Thatcher rushed to hospital

"Double whammy if you're very, very lucky" astrologers claim as Thatcher rushed to hospital

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): London astrologers have said that Margaret Thatcher is on her last legs, may not survive the night in hospital and will be eclipsed in death of her rightful headline-grabbing glory by a double whammy demise of an even...

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Funny story: Haut de la Garenne: Thatcher's brother was school janitor

Haut de la Garenne: Thatcher's brother was school janitor

St Helier, Jersey - (Colditz Mess): Detectives dismantling Jersey's house of horrors care home have found evidence behind a filthy, ancient china cabinet that former UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher's brother was employed as the school'...

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Funny story: Mrs Thatcher's original cabinet to re-form for anniversary tour

Mrs Thatcher's original cabinet to re-form for anniversary tour

Following the success of The Spice Girls, Take That and Led Zeppelin, Mrs Thatcher has announced that she will be undertaking a tour of the UK with the surviving members of her various cabinets.

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Funny story: Could Lady Thatcher's historic HQ become Hellfire Club's new London home?

Could Lady Thatcher's historic HQ become Hellfire Club's new London home?

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Two buildings which once housed Margaret Thatcher's notorious Tory Party headquarters are set to become the new Hellfire Club super embassy in London, according to sources.

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Funny story: Delusional pharma mogul claimed Thatcher would save world from freaks & satanic monsters

Delusional pharma mogul claimed Thatcher would save world from freaks & satanic monsters

Royal Courts of Justice - (Psychotic mess): A Yugoslav pharmaceuticals mogul was so impressed with UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher's messianic drive that he vowed to leave the Tories his entire £8.3m fortune.

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Funny story: The Lady IS For Returning

The Lady IS For Returning

Wobbly Octogenarian dictator Margaret Thatcher is to host her own daytime chat show insiders told us today. Channel 4 have commissioned a six episode run in which Thatcher, attached to an elaborate puppet system, will chat with guests such as Radiohe...

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Funny story: Congress demands Thatcher son Mark's extradition over 9/11 charges

Congress demands Thatcher son Mark's extradition over 9/11 charges

Drowning Street, London - (Armageddon Press): Getting out of her chauffered Rolls Royce outside 10 Downing Street today former UK Primce Monster Margaret Thatcher had clearly pissed herself ahead of he carefully choreographed tea and crumpets visit t...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown - Britain's 50 Second Prime Minister

Gordon Brown - Britain's 50 Second Prime Minister

In accepting the Queen's invitation to form a Government Gordon Brown has become Great Britain's 52nd Prime Minister, but Labour party insiders secretly think of him as the "50 Second Prime Minister".

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Funny story: Thatcher early sex life movie role disappointment for Borat

Thatcher early sex life movie role disappointment for Borat

London - (Ass Mess): A PR spokesman for Kazakhstani actor Mr Borat has expressed the comedian's dismay at not landing the plum lead role of Margaret Thatcher in a bio pic about her early sex life with Ronald Reagan and George Bush Senior which ma...

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Funny story: Wacko auditions for Margaret Thatcher the Movie

Wacko auditions for Margaret Thatcher the Movie

London - (Ass Press): Michael Jackson is in London auditioning to play the lead role in Margaret Thatcher the Movie after months of being courted by Pathe and the BBC.

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Funny story: "Police Going Soft" Claims Thatcher

"Police Going Soft" Claims Thatcher

Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian B-liar was summoned to Downing Street today by his younger brother, PM Fony B-liar, to answer a claim that the Police are "going soft".

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Funny story: Harold Macmillan found alive!

Harold Macmillan found alive!

Earlier today, former Conservative Prime Minister Harold Macmillan was found to be living in a nursing home near Eastbourne. Known to everyone at the home simply as 'Fred', he was transferred there after staying in hospital b...

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Funny story: Nostalgia not what it used to be

Nostalgia not what it used to be

London- After six long years of research and seventeen million pounds of tax payers money; a Government team looking into the question of falling standards in nostalgia have come to the conclusion that it's not as good as it used to be.

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Funny story: Margaret Thatcher To Take Reins Of Tory Party (Again)

Margaret Thatcher To Take Reins Of Tory Party (Again)

In a sensational new move by the Conservative Party to regain power from New Labour, Margaret Thatcher is, once again, being linked with the Tory leadership.

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