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Funny story: City Legend Mike Summerbee Banking On A 12-0 City Win

City Legend Mike Summerbee Banking On A 12-0 City Win

Manchester City FC legend, Mike "Tra la la la" Summerbee is apparently confident that City will put a tidy dozen past local rivals, United, in Sunday's FA Cup 3rd Round battle of the giants. And following City's 6-1 demolition of the Stretford via...

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Funny story: Manchester United rating downgraded by Fitch, Moodys and S&P

Manchester United rating downgraded by Fitch, Moodys and S&P

The Manchester United business empire was in freefall this morning after the three major credit rating agencies downgraded their risk from triple A to C minus. The downgrading comes after an embarrassing run of results on the pitch over a few mon...

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Funny story: Man Utd and Man city go A.W.O.L!

Man Utd and Man city go A.W.O.L!

Manchester's pride and joy have both gone a.w.o.l. United and city decided not to turn up for their new years games so the clubs were forced to field "skeleton" teams. Chelsea and Tottenham players also decided to go a.w.o.l. and were last seen fl...

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Funny story: Mancini begs Balotelli to quit his five-a-day smoking habit

Mancini begs Balotelli to quit his five-a-day smoking habit

Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has revealed that controversial striker Mario Balotelli is refusing to give up a smoking habit thought to involve up to two packets of cigarettes a week. "I am against smoking - I urged him to give up but I...

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Funny story: Exit Stage: Group

Exit Stage: Group

Manchester: the epicentre of football. Well, the epicentre of Thursday night Channel Five football. Instead of the Bernabeu in the next round Manchester City will be looking to the Britannia stadium for their midweek football. As Man City prepare to...

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Funny story: Manchester 0 London 2 - Hovis Jugglers Gutted

Manchester 0 London 2 - Hovis Jugglers Gutted

UEFA Champions League - It's good news for London, but a disaster for Manchester, as both Manchester clubs - City and United - crashed out of the tournament, whilst Arsenal and Chelsea progressed to the knockout stages. City fanatic, Liam Gaggler,...

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Funny story: Noisy Neighbours To Batter Man United Again In FA Cup 3rd Round

Noisy Neighbours To Batter Man United Again In FA Cup 3rd Round

Mortified Manchester United fans could only reel back from their TV sets in abject terror this afternoon as the FA Cup 3rd Round draw was made at Wembley. It's Manchester City versus Manchester United at the Shittihead Stadium in the grand old tourna...

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Funny story: PFA chief Gordon Taylor disappointed at being disappointed by prolific Man City disappointment

PFA chief Gordon Taylor disappointed at being disappointed by prolific Man City disappointment

PFA Chief, Gordon Taylor, has admitted to his disappointment at being left disappointed by a player so synonymous with disappointing those who have taken him on his word, that the name on the back of his shirt is stuck on with Velcro. The player,...

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Funny story: Man City rave about QPR firework display

Man City rave about QPR firework display

Players and fans of Manchester City sat back and enjoyed a sparkling Guy Fawkes party with QPR at Loftus Road on Sunday. "They are the best team we have played this season and it was a pleasure to be outclassed by a top quality side after getting...

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Funny story: Retired Golden Girl sparks Toon Premier League surge

Retired Golden Girl sparks Toon Premier League surge

Who would have thought it, The Toon at 4th place in the Premier League? No, it's the playmaker who is making it all happen. An American actress better known for her biting performances in a famous TV comedy sitcom is the driving force behind Newca...

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Funny story: Carlos Tevez to go out on loan

Carlos Tevez to go out on loan

Although Manchester City claim that they are in no way worried by Carlos Tevez's claim of unfair treatment over his alleged unwillingness to play against Bayern Munich, it would appear in the latest move that this is not the case. "We value Carlos...

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Funny story: Man City to use Tevez as world's most expensive door stop

Man City to use Tevez as world's most expensive door stop

Manchester City F.C. said Thursday it has no intention of selling sometimes footballer Carlos Tevez to Corinthians in the January transfer window, instead opting to trigger a contract clause that would see the out-of-favour Argentinean serve as a do...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Silent As Noisy Neighbours Subject Sorry United To A Ruthless Six-One Mauling

Sir Alex Silent As Noisy Neighbours Subject Sorry United To A Ruthless Six-One Mauling

Sir Alex Ferguson refused to comment today as Manchester United were ruthlessly dismantled by the noisy neighbours at Old Trafford. After a six goal hiding, a Sky Sports assistant knocked on the United dressing room door and asked Sir Alex to come...

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Funny story: Manchester City Stuff United In Derby? You're Having A Laugh, Says Expert

Manchester City Stuff United In Derby? You're Having A Laugh, Says Expert

A top football expert refused to believe that the Manchester derby ended with City demolishing United 6-1. "Give over. You're having a laugh, aren't you," said EIF News & Features sports editor Thelonious Adidas when he heard the result. "Go o...

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Funny story: Noisy neighbours crash a party in Manchester!

Noisy neighbours crash a party in Manchester!

Man United's noisy neighbours crashed the party at the Theatre of Dreams today and took over the city for the first time in 43 years. Money talks and City proved to Utd that money plus quality = success, especially in footy and spanked United's bums...

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Funny story: Manchester City's Kompany To Receive Award After Derby

Manchester City's Kompany To Receive Award After Derby

Vincent Kompany, captain of Manchester City, has been awarded with the official title of football's largest head, say F.A chiefs. "We don't mean he's a boaster, or a cocky so-and-so," said Carl Bender, F.A spokesman, "we just mean he has the bigge...

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Funny story: "We'll Batter The Munichs On Sunday!" Says Bewildered Lady Football Fan

"We'll Batter The Munichs On Sunday!" Says Bewildered Lady Football Fan

Dorking pensioner, and rabid lady football fan, Eloise Bostik, 82,is so looking forward to Sunday's Manchester derby between United and City at Old Trafford, that she's cancelled Sunday dinner and ordered a bottle of sherry from Freshco's on line hom...

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