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Funny story: Woman that swallowed engagement ring in milkshake says she's carrying on a family tradition

Woman that swallowed engagement ring in milkshake says she's carrying on a family tradition

Farmington, New Mexico - "I mean the ring was pretty big. But in all honesty, I've seen her put bigger things in her mouth and swallow them," said a fellow sorority sister and friend of Kaitlin Whipple, the women that swallowed her engagement ring th...

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Funny story: A Love Story

A Love Story

I had reason to go up into the attic a couple of days ago, and as I did so I stumbled upon the strangest thing. There was a large box there which I hadn't noticed before. Intrigued somewhat, I opened the box. Within, I discovered some shoes, a couple of tee shirts, and a manuscript, all neatly typed out on A4 paper. Not being able to help myself, I started to read it. This is what i...

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Funny story: New Book, "Screw Mars and Venus: Men and Women are from Uranus" is a Best-Seller

New Book, "Screw Mars and Venus: Men and Women are from Uranus" is a Best-Seller

Possum Creek, AL- The publishing world and authors of self-help books alike have been turned on their respective ears by the new number one best-selling non-fiction book in the nation, Screw Mars and Venus: Men and Women are from Uranus. The unlik...

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Funny story: Witchdoctors Cleared In Love Potion Scandal

Witchdoctors Cleared In Love Potion Scandal

The entire United States of America, apparently after an unexplained amount of indifference accumulated in the lower atmosphere, has ruled that the World WitchCraft Foundation is innocent of all charges that their famed love potions may have been tai...

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Funny story: Witchdoctors Report Love Potion Glut

Witchdoctors Report Love Potion Glut

Coming on the heels of an announcement from Heavenly Creations earlier today that they will no longer be using Love Potion #9 to coat Cupid's arrowheads, the World WitchCraft Foundation (WWCF) has announced that the global economy has forced many wou...

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Funny story: Is It Love?

Is It Love?

The question of whether a person loves us or not is as old as civilization, and probably even older. But for all that being around for thousands of years, it remains one of the most difficult things to ascertain in our daily lives. Margaret Foley has published a new book, "Examining the Emotions," which finally tells us how to recognize love as the real thing, using nothing more elaborate than...

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Funny story: Twin Brother Goes Against the "Bros Before Hos" Code

Twin Brother Goes Against the "Bros Before Hos" Code

Dearest Madame Bitters, I'm so upset with my twin brother and my girlfriend that I just don't know what to do! "Staci" and I have been going together since junior year of high school and she's the only girl I've ever loved. We're both 20 now and lately we've been talking about marriage. I thought everything was fine but three days ago she told me that she and my brother "Keith" have been have b...

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Funny story: What Love means to 4 - 8-year-olds

What Love means to 4 - 8-year-olds

Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4- to 8-year-olds, 'What does love mean?' The answers they got were broader...

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Funny story: Mildly Attractive Woman is Ambivilant about Trashy, Comic-con Geek

Mildly Attractive Woman is Ambivilant about Trashy, Comic-con Geek

Dearest Madame Bitters, I'm a single woman well into my 30's and I'm more than ready to settle down. I'm dating a man who is sweet and considerate, but he is a loser in every other sense. He's a garbage man, he's 50lbs overweight and a horrible dresser. He goes to comic book and sci-fi conventions and he says, "Okie dokie," way, way too much. He's crazy about me and he wants to make a life with...

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Funny story: Woman who Lost Her Virginity is Dating Guy Who Lost His Car Keys

Woman who Lost Her Virginity is Dating Guy Who Lost His Car Keys

It was an unlikely alliance: Mary Smyth, the 19 year old college student who recently lost her virginity in the back of a rusty 1964 Volkswagen Beetle meeting and falling in love with used car salesman Jim Browne who lost the...

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Funny story: Sexy latinas look for love with white Americans

Sexy latinas look for love with white Americans

Latina girls are far more sexy than latino men which explains why more latina women are being woed by rich Americans who treat their ladies far better than pig headed latino men.

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Funny story: Professor Finkelberker Dates A Giraffe

Professor Finkelberker Dates A Giraffe

Renowned astro-physicist, Doctor Albert Finkelberker of the University of Ontario, has astounded the international scientific community with news of his love affair with a pet giraffe named Bertha.

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Funny story: Venus, Roman Godess of Love, Can't Ride London Underground

Venus, Roman Godess of Love, Can't Ride London Underground

Lady Godiva rode her stallion bare front and back without interference in ole London town but the Roman goddess of Love, just days before St Valentine's day, has been banned from London's subway.

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Funny story: Female monkeys fake orgasms with their male monkey mates to make them sexually climax faster, say scientists with too much time on their hands

Female monkeys fake orgasms with their male monkey mates to make them sexually climax faster, say scientists with too much time on their hands

London, England - Research on primates, our closest relatives, has revealed a startling connection between the sexual behavior of female monkeys and that of women: both species fake orgasms during sexual intercourse with their male counterparts.

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Funny story: Happy Marriages A Thing Of The Past, Says Report

Happy Marriages A Thing Of The Past, Says Report

A government report says that happy marriages are no longer a viable proposition, with many not lasting the first twelve months. A high percentage of relationships end during the honeymoon, it says, with some of them...

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Funny story: Brangelina have a lover's spat; meanwhile, a bridge collapses in China and an earthquake hits Peru, killing hundreds

Brangelina have a lover's spat; meanwhile, a bridge collapses in China and an earthquake hits Peru, killing hundreds

Hollywood, California - A battle royal took place between the two most lucky, talented and beautiful people on earth since Adam and Eve when Brangelina briefly showed signs of actual individuality this week. The argument, political in nature, unfortu...

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Funny story: Police respond to 911-phone call at L.A. Mayor's mansion; new girlfriend demands he merges his last name with hers

Police respond to 911-phone call at L.A. Mayor's mansion; new girlfriend demands he merges his last name with hers

Los Angeles, California - Police responded to the Los Angeles Mayor's mansion in the early morning predawn hours today to a 911-phone call from neighbors complaining of raised voices, and the sound of shattering glass. Police arrived to find the...

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