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Funny story: Phil Jackson Threatens To Sue The L.A. Lakers

Phil Jackson Threatens To Sue The L.A. Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Phil Jackson says that if the Los Angeles Lakers organization wants to play games they had better play them on the basketball court and not with him. The coach who led the Lakers to five NBA World Championships and the Chicago Bulls...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Finally Reveals Why She Dumped Justin Timberlake

Britney Spears Finally Reveals Why She Dumped Justin Timberlake

REDONDO BEACH - Britney Spears was having the Fee Fi Fo Fum Foo Foo Platter at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner when she noticed iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli sitting a few tables away. The X-Factor judge, who knows that Miss Vermicelli...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Promises The Lakers Will Be This Year's NBA Champions

Kobe Bryant Promises The Lakers Will Be This Year's NBA Champions

LOS ANGELES - The greatest Laker in the history of the Lakers organization, according to Kobe Bean Bryant, has just said that there is no way that the Lakers will not win the NBA championship this year. Kobe, speaking with Sports Balls Illustrated...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Puts Husband On Backburner For X-Factor

Khloe Kardashian Puts Husband On Backburner For X-Factor

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - NBA star Lamar Odom, 32, must surely be feeling like the little lost leprechaun from Dublin that nobody wanted. Odom has had his ups and downs being traded by the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks and then sent packing b...

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Funny story: Dwight Howard Leaves MagicLand For LaLaLand

Dwight Howard Leaves MagicLand For LaLaLand

LOS ANGELES - The general manager of the Los Angeles Lakers Mitch Kupchak has just announced to the sports media that he is as happy as a termite on a viking ship. Kupchak spoke personally with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits Snuggling With Nadya Suleman

Kobe Bryant Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits Snuggling With Nadya Suleman

LA BREA, California - Los Angeles Laker superstar Kobe Bryant is still thrilled at the fact that another NBA superstar Steve Nash has joined the Lakers. Ever since the announcement was made Kobe has been on Cloud 9. He told Rufus Reno with Sports...

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Funny story: Steve Nash Signs With The L.A. Lakers - Kobe Bryant Promises To Share The Ball

Steve Nash Signs With The L.A. Lakers - Kobe Bryant Promises To Share The Ball

LOS ANGELES - There is lots and lots of joy in Laker Land today as the former Phoenix Suns super star, Steve Nash will now be wearing the blue and gold colors of the Los Angeles Lakers. The Lakers knew that they had to try and lose their "Bad Boy"...

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Funny story: Metta World Peace of The L.A. Lakers Launches A Verbal Attack On James Harden Of The Oklahoma City Thunder

Metta World Peace of The L.A. Lakers Launches A Verbal Attack On James Harden Of The Oklahoma City Thunder

LOS ANGELES - Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Weeklyy has been covering Metta World Peace ever since the time back in 2004, when during a game (Ron Artest) went ballistic and jumped into the stands and started fighting with fans at a Detroit...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant of The Los Angeles Lakers Is Getting Ready To Make An Amazing Announcement

Kobe Bryant of The Los Angeles Lakers Is Getting Ready To Make An Amazing Announcement

LOS ANGELES - It is no secret to the members of the Lakers Nation that their superstar Kobe Bryant is not a happy camper and has not been since back in the glory days of Shaquille O'Neal, Robert Horry, and Rick Fox. Bryant recently confessed to Do...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Hits On Demi Moore

Kobe Bryant Hits On Demi Moore

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant and fellow Los Angeles Lakers teammate Metta World Peace attended a concert by Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz at L.A.'s San Andreas Fault Coliseum. After the concert the round ballers went to one of Kobe's favorite...

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Funny story: The LaLaLand Lakers Are Eliminated From The Playoffs By The Oklahoma City Thunder 106-90 - Kobe Bryant Blames Everyone Including The Game Announcers

The LaLaLand Lakers Are Eliminated From The Playoffs By The Oklahoma City Thunder 106-90 - Kobe Bryant Blames Everyone Including The Game Announcers

OKLAHOMA CITY - The Lakers and the Thunder battled it out but after the Oklahoma dust settled the ones that were still standing were the young guns from Oklahoma City. According to Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly the likes of the "...

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Funny story: Curling Championship Throws a Major Wrench into Staples Center NBA and NHL playoffs

Curling Championship Throws a Major Wrench into Staples Center NBA and NHL playoffs

It seemed like a good idea at the time. The NBA basketball lockout was in its 5 week and going nowhere. The CEO's of the L.A. Arena Company which owns Staples Center were visionalizing losing .0005 percent of their wealth, so to hedge their los...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Blames The First Two Playoff Loses Against The Oklahoma City Thunder on The "Kardashian Curse"

Kobe Bryant Blames The First Two Playoff Loses Against The Oklahoma City Thunder on The "Kardashian Curse"

OKLAHOMA CITY - When the buzzer ending the second Western Conference playoff game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Oklahoma City Thunder sounded, the boys from the Sooner state were the victors. The amazing Thunder had come from being down 7...

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Funny story: The Oklahoma City Thunder Stomp The Los Angeles Lakers 119-90: Kobe Bryant Threatens To Have The Entire Lakers Team Traded

The Oklahoma City Thunder Stomp The Los Angeles Lakers 119-90: Kobe Bryant Threatens To Have The Entire Lakers Team Traded

OKLAHOMA CITY - The Oklahoma City Thunder made the Los Angeles Lakers look more like The Johnny Appleseed High School Apple Pie Bakers as they clobbered the Left Coast bunch 119-90. After the game Kobe spoke with Sherwood Frisbee of Sports Balls I...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Win Their Opening Playoff Game Against The Denver Nuggets: Kobe Asks, "Metta World Who?"

The Los Angeles Lakers Win Their Opening Playoff Game Against The Denver Nuggets: Kobe Asks, "Metta World Who?"

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers helped to put smiles on two of their biggest fans actor Jack Nicholson and producer Lou Adler as they defeated the Denver Nuggets 103-88 in game one of the NBA playoffs. Nicholson, 75, and Adler, 78, who are re...

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Funny story: The NBA Suspends L.A. Laker Metta World Peace (The Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest) For 7 Games

The NBA Suspends L.A. Laker Metta World Peace (The Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest) For 7 Games

NEW YORK CITY - NBA Commissioner David Stern handed out a stern suspension to the elbow-throwing Los Angeles Laker Metta World Peace. Commissioner Stern addressed the sports media that had assembled in the sports department at Macy's Department St...

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Funny story: The NBA Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest and Now Called Metta World Peace Shows That His New Name Is Nothing But A Joke

The NBA Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest and Now Called Metta World Peace Shows That His New Name Is Nothing But A Joke

LOS ANGELES - Apparently someone forgot to remind Los Angeles Lakers player Metta World Peace, formerly known as Ron Artest, that he plays in the NBA, the National Basketball Association and not in the WWF, the World Wrestling Federation. Tango Br...

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