MEMPHIS - The player-coach of the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bean Bryant, sat dejected in the visiting team locker room as he saw his Tinsel Town team fall for the fourth time in a row 106-93. And the team putting it to the Hollywood Lakers this tim...
LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - An unnamed member of the Los Angeles Lakers organization said that Kobe Bryant is so tired of losing that he is seriously thinking about issuing fines to his fellow teammates if he feels that they did not give it 110 percent...
LOS ANGELES - The word on the streets of LaLaLand is that a disgruntled ex-Laker player went down to Lake Charles, Louisiana, and paid the world's most infamous voodoo woman Lottie Jo Lafayette to put a magic curse on the Lakers. And apparently it...
PLAYA DEL REY, California - Phil Jackson, 67, has won two NBA championship rings as a player with the New York Knicks, six as a coach for the Chicago Bulls, and five as a coach with the Los Angeles Lakers. And now the ex-coach known as the Zen Mas...
CHICAGO - A recent poll that was conducted by The National Sports Poll Coalition of America has just revealed an interesting fact about Los Angeles Laker basketball player Kobe Bean Bryant. Ronni Ruckerheimer, 27, a representative with the poll gi...
LOS ANGELES - This past summer, on paper at least, the Los Angeles Lakers were supposed to have been sitting at 22-0 right now, but instead they hold a below .500 record of 9-13. And Kobe Bean Bryant, the star of the Lakers, and according to him,...
NEW YORK CITY - According to Political Salad Bar Magazine Kobe Bryant of the Lost Angeles Lakers has just been offered to be the host of a brand new talk show. PSBM reporter Sinclair Petaluma stated that a spokesperson for the Fox Network, who ref...
LOS ANGELES - Well once again the prima donna personality of Kobe Bean Bryant has shown through as brightly as the sun's rays on a high noon July day in the middle of the Mojave Desert. Bryant's Lakers, as they are referred to by Jack Nicholson, A...
LOS ANGELES - Phil Jackson says that if the Los Angeles Lakers organization wants to play games they had better play them on the basketball court and not with him. The coach who led the Lakers to five NBA World Championships and the Chicago Bulls...
REDONDO BEACH - Britney Spears was having the Fee Fi Fo Fum Foo Foo Platter at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner when she noticed iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli sitting a few tables away. The X-Factor judge, who knows that Miss Vermicelli...
LOS ANGELES - The greatest Laker in the history of the Lakers organization, according to Kobe Bean Bryant, has just said that there is no way that the Lakers will not win the NBA championship this year. Kobe, speaking with Sports Balls Illustrated...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - NBA star Lamar Odom, 32, must surely be feeling like the little lost leprechaun from Dublin that nobody wanted. Odom has had his ups and downs being traded by the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks and then sent packing b...
LOS ANGELES - The general manager of the Los Angeles Lakers Mitch Kupchak has just announced to the sports media that he is as happy as a termite on a viking ship. Kupchak spoke personally with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said...
LA BREA, California - Los Angeles Laker superstar Kobe Bryant is still thrilled at the fact that another NBA superstar Steve Nash has joined the Lakers. Ever since the announcement was made Kobe has been on Cloud 9. He told Rufus Reno with Sports...
LOS ANGELES - There is lots and lots of joy in Laker Land today as the former Phoenix Suns super star, Steve Nash will now be wearing the blue and gold colors of the Los Angeles Lakers. The Lakers knew that they had to try and lose their "Bad Boy"...
LOS ANGELES - Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Weeklyy has been covering Metta World Peace ever since the time back in 2004, when during a game (Ron Artest) went ballistic and jumped into the stands and started fighting with fans at a Detroit...
LOS ANGELES - It is no secret to the members of the Lakers Nation that their superstar Kobe Bryant is not a happy camper and has not been since back in the glory days of Shaquille O'Neal, Robert Horry, and Rick Fox. Bryant recently confessed to Do...
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