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Funny story: Mayor Johnson Tells Olympic Athletes To Use Litter Bins When Competing On London Streets This Summer!

Mayor Johnson Tells Olympic Athletes To Use Litter Bins When Competing On London Streets This Summer!

London Mayor Boris Johnson has said the Olympic competitors in this summer's marathons and other competitions taking place on the streets of London, will not be exempt from on-the-spot fines or even arrest if found to be dropping litter during those...

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Funny story: Usain Bolt Promises To Run 100m In "Under 8 Seconds"

Usain Bolt Promises To Run 100m In "Under 8 Seconds"

World champion 100m sprinter Mr Usain Bolt has stated publicly that he believes he can smash his own 9.58-second world record to "smithereens" at next month's London 2012 Olympic Games, and that he fully intends to regain the title he won in Beijing...

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Funny story: Queen announces final torchbearer for London 2012 - Erskine Quint, aristocratic mercurial stud!

Queen announces final torchbearer for London 2012 - Erskine Quint, aristocratic mercurial stud!

Queen Elizabeth has revealed her worst kept secret regarding who will run the final leg and light the Olympic flame on July 26th in London. Everybody thought it would be blistered rower, Sir Steven Redgrave, who won gold medals at 5 Olympics, but a s...

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Funny story: Leyton Orient apply for Olympic Stadium groundshare with West Ham

Leyton Orient apply for Olympic Stadium groundshare with West Ham

Leyton Orient chairman Barry Hearn has confirmed that his League One club will be applying for a groundshare of the Olympic Stadium with neighbours West Ham United. The Olympic Back Slapping Committee will meet to decide in the weeks leading up to...

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Funny story: Olympic Terrorist Plot Quashed in London

Olympic Terrorist Plot Quashed in London

London UK: The London Summer Olympics opened on schedule July 27, 2012 with the lighting of the Olympic flame. What most spectators and athletes didn't know were the events that transpired the evening before. The entire Olympic Sports Complex (Oly...

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Funny story: Scouts burn down forest with Olympic Torch

Scouts burn down forest with Olympic Torch

Scouts from the 3.17th Fylde Troop near Blackpool were given the honour of passing the torch through Lytham St Annes, a stretch of thirty miles that took it through the historic Halfbaked Woods. Each of the thirty strong team of scouts carried the...

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Funny story: Final squad named for 2012 London Paralytics

Final squad named for 2012 London Paralytics

With less than 60 days to go to the world's greatest sporting event, The London 2012 Paralytic Games, there were few surprises as Great Britain's final team was announced today. The squad was named at the official unveiling of their new training...

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Funny story: Irish Warned To Beat Olympics Travel Jams - Other Communities Up In Arms

Irish Warned To Beat Olympics Travel Jams - Other Communities Up In Arms

Leading Liberal Democrat Dee Doocey is at the centre of a political storm after failing to warn some ethnic communities about possible travel problems during the Olympics. Dublin-born Baroness Doocey, who recently stepped down from the London Asse...

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Funny story: Olympics Scaled Down to Face Debt Crisis Realities

Olympics Scaled Down to Face Debt Crisis Realities

London - The 2012 Olympic Games may be weeks away, but they are already feeling the effects of the European debt crisis. A long list of austerity measures is being implemented to help the international competition survive in an atmosphere of econ...

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Funny story: Spoof reporters smuggle their lunch into the Olympic Stadium

Spoof reporters smuggle their lunch into the Olympic Stadium

The Olympic venues have been accused of fleecing their visitors by treating them as a captive audience and prohibiting the bringing of visitors' own food and drink into the stadiums. "The caterers are the same as those used at Wembley," said an un...

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Funny story: Fury at London Olympics twenty quid club sandwich

Fury at London Olympics twenty quid club sandwich

London - Two slices of Blunderloaf and some chopped 'n' shaped spam will set you back a fiver at this year's Games. Or try the London 2012 Club Sandwich where a mouthwatering £20 gets you exactly the same but with extra spam and a dollop of colesl...

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Funny story: Pentagon pain ray to be deployed at London 2012 Olympics

Pentagon pain ray to be deployed at London 2012 Olympics

London - One zap at the gonads and any future chances of fatherhood rapidly diminish to approximately 100/1. Today's unveiling aboard HMS Ocean confirms the Pentagon's legendary sonic blaster will be deployed during the Games to keep the peace.

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Funny story: Authorities seeking rescue of Olympic torchbearer

Authorities seeking rescue of Olympic torchbearer

Athens, Greece. The Olympic torch was ignited here today and the epic journey to London was initiated, however, it was no sooner on the Greek bye ways when a gang of Romany gypsies way laid one of the torch bearers, kidnapping him and his sacred flam...

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Funny story: River Raptor Terrorises London

River Raptor Terrorises London

The London Games were thrown into chaos yesterday as it was discovered a water based beast is terrorising the River Thames. Back and to the Left news investigates. After three hours of looking at the river from our vantage point (the side) we were...

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Funny story: Sports Day 2012

Sports Day 2012

Ensuring total dedication to pupil safety has become the key concern at Bagthorpe Primary. At the end of 2011, the head, Mrs Harriet Willmott chaired the initial sports day committee meeting, with the focus set thoroughly on security. Having kept a k...

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Funny story: Hitler to open 2012 games!

Hitler to open 2012 games!

Boris Johnson has come up with a brilliant idea to enhance his own fantastic image and assure the world that he is the right man for London. After consulting with a demented Prince Philip, who often wanders off in his mind back to his Nazi days, they...

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Funny story: Acronym Trading Cards Hottest New Trend

Acronym Trading Cards Hottest New Trend

In a strange turn of events, the once obscure Acronym and Initials Trading Cards by Literary Trading Cards (LTC) are overtaking the once popular Pokémon, Star Wars, and baseball trading cards. Dave Adams-Villa, Esquire (or just DAVE to his friend...

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