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Funny story: Oliver Letwin, the phantom rubbish bin thrower of olde London Town...

Oliver Letwin, the phantom rubbish bin thrower of olde London Town...

Westminster, LONDON: For years, Oliver Letwin, the Conservative MP has been hiding a secret. Many have known about it, but have not been able to disclose the details. Some have tried, but these details have been binned in public parks all over Lon...

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Funny story: Ellie James Sued By Artois Armond Gordon Over Envelope of Urine Critique

Ellie James Sued By Artois Armond Gordon Over Envelope of Urine Critique

London - British Rocker/Rapper/and unknown other genres man Artois Armond Gordon is up in arms over a recent review and dismissal of his self proclaimed classic Envelope of Urine. Writer for The Spoof, Ellie James, reviewed Envelope of Urine for...

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Funny story: Heatwave turns Princess Diana Fountain into toxic soup

Heatwave turns Princess Diana Fountain into toxic soup

London - "Smells like lobster gumbo during advanced putrefaction," worried Royal Parks Agency sources admitted today. By lunchtime hundreds of London sunbathers had been taken in droves to A&E as noxious fumes continued to spew from the tragic...

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Funny story: UBS Trader 'Lost Four Words'

UBS Trader 'Lost Four Words'

The man accused of unauthorised trading that lost Swiss bank UBS around £1.5bn ($2.3bn) has told a court that it is all a big mistake and that it happened because he "lost four words". A Solicitor representing Kweku Adoboli was initially misquoted...

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Funny story: Westerham Heights Man Dies in Sloth Attack

Westerham Heights Man Dies in Sloth Attack

London - The ZSL London Zoo has confirmed that Taber Hemingway was killed quite viciously by sloths. Zoo security and Scotland Yard are still investigating what happened exactly. The security tapes in the Rain Forrest section of the zoo caught the at...

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Funny story: Tramps squat in squatter's squat. WHSmith thanked for helping to resolve the situation.

Tramps squat in squatter's squat. WHSmith thanked for helping to resolve the situation.

A gaggle of homeless people have taken over a squat that was previously occupied by new-age middle class hippies in an extraordinary turn of events that has left the owners astounded. Mr and Mrs Wangweather bought their four bedroom London house i...

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Funny story: Brentford to become the Cultural Centre for London

Brentford to become the Cultural Centre for London

In line with the 2012 Olympics and with London in the spot-light, the Mayor's Office has designated Brentford in the sleepy suburbs of West London as the cutting edge of a true London experience for visitors from the rest of the world. Unlike pr...

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Funny story: Call Girls Will Use Priority Lanes on Roads During London Olympics - Speedy Vice Service Guaranteed for VIPs

Call Girls Will Use Priority Lanes on Roads During London Olympics - Speedy Vice Service Guaranteed for VIPs

As London continues its Olympic countdown, Mayor Boris Johnson has given the go ahead for an historic decision, that he argues will have positive long term benefits for the city and leave a lasting legacy for all communities. This follows months of b...

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Funny story: Bumper homegrown harvest brings Londoners austerity cheer

Bumper homegrown harvest brings Londoners austerity cheer

London - Annual domestic grass production has soared in the Capital this year thanks largely to the royal weeding, global warming and Pippa Middleton's arse (WTF?? - Ed). "It was all the eclipses that done it," an astrologically-aligned botanist f...

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Funny story: London Mayor : Riots would have been much worse if it wasn't for congestion charge

London Mayor : Riots would have been much worse if it wasn't for congestion charge

Boris Johnson, Mayor of London has claimed that the London Riots could have been a lot worse if it wasn't for the congestion charge. "Look here, although thousands of bloody "chavs" took to the streets most of the streets were actually clear of t...

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Funny story: England Riots: Public Enemy Number One

England Riots: Public Enemy Number One

England was tonight bracing itself for yet another night of civil unrest and rioting. Violence and destruction is no longer confined to London and the London boroughs, and has now spread as far as Manchester and Leeds, Bristol, Wolverhampton and Birm...

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Funny story: London Riots spread to Dublin

London Riots spread to Dublin

Hot on the heels of the recent unrest in London, it has been reported that riots have now spread to Dublin. There were rumours last night that up to 3 pints of Guinness had been spilled in the past two hours in the centre of Dublin, and Irish Prim...

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Funny story: London Riots hit Richmond and Hampstead

London Riots hit Richmond and Hampstead

London, UK: After several days of rioting across London that have seen police cars burning on the streets of Tottenham and shop windows smashed in Brixton, the violence has spread to the more leafy and sedate boroughs of Richmond and Hampstead. Ey...

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Funny story: London's Burning - Tottenham In Flames - Where's Boris And 'Do Nothing' Dave?

London's Burning - Tottenham In Flames - Where's Boris And 'Do Nothing' Dave?

In the year before the flagship olympic games, London lies in flames. Tottenham burns...again... Is it any surprise that buses and businesses were burned out following a protest about the shooting of a man on Thursday by the Metropolitan Police?...

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Funny story: Horrified Taylor Momsen In Tears After Happy Slapping Incident In London's Leicester Square

Horrified Taylor Momsen In Tears After Happy Slapping Incident In London's Leicester Square

Taylor Momsen, star of the US TV series 'Gossip' and lead singer with rock band, 'The Pretty Reckless' was resting in her hotel suite this afternoon after falling victim to a 'happy slapping' incident in London's Leicester Square, in the heart of the...

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Funny story: New A3 Tunnel Will Not Open

New A3 Tunnel Will Not Open

Following the failure of an emergency services test recently, it has been revealed that the new £155,000 a metre tunnel under Hindhead's iconic Devil's Punchbowl will now never be opened. A recent "crash test" revealed that the drainage for the ne...

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Funny story: Diagon Alley now real

Diagon Alley now real

[London, England] Today the U.K. parliament announced that for the climatic final Harry Potter film, they were going to be renaming London Diagon Alley. This is due to the fact that the British government believes it owes a special thanks to Ms. Rowl...

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