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Funny story: Rodgers and Hammerstein Estate go after Liverpool FC

Rodgers and Hammerstein Estate go after Liverpool FC

The estate of Rodgers and Hammerstein are going after Liverpool Football Club in Liverpool for unclaimed royalties dating back sixty years. "We have discovered," said Roger Shammerstein (no relation), lawyer for the estate, "that Liverpool Associa...

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Funny story: Gary Neville 'Not Coping Well' With Revelation That He's Really A Scouser

Gary Neville 'Not Coping Well' With Revelation That He's Really A Scouser

Former Manchester United and England full back, Gary Neville, is apparently having a hard time dealing with the revelation by chubby TV presenter James Corden, that his great great great grandparents, or somebody, were actually born in Liverpool.

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Funny story: Little Pea's pea-shooter pees Liverpool off!

Little Pea's pea-shooter pees Liverpool off!

The climax to Saturday's non-event was no more than the "Little Pea" peeing all the red half of Liverpool off by entering the arena. He then shot in a pea off of his head and proved to all of the world that he is a master-class "Pea-shooter". Up t...

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Funny story: Abuse down to my skin colour, not my being a reprehnsible twat, insists Evra

Abuse down to my skin colour, not my being a reprehnsible twat, insists Evra

Manchester United full-back Patrice Evra has highlighted his skin colour as being the key factor in the on-field abuse he continually receives from opposition players, rather than his being a reprehensible twat for most of his working day. The Fre...

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Funny story: Honours Even In Anfield Showdown - Gerrard And Chicharito Shine - Liverpool Fans Win Chant Of The Day

Honours Even In Anfield Showdown - Gerrard And Chicharito Shine - Liverpool Fans Win Chant Of The Day

Liverpool and Manchester United scrapped out a hard fought draw today at Anfield. Gerrard put the home team ahead with a fluffed free kick which somehow squirmed through a broken defensive wall. With ten minutes left on the clock, Javier 'Chicharito'...

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Funny story: Liverpool promise to unite with Everton if they lose to Man Utd Saturday!

Liverpool promise to unite with Everton if they lose to Man Utd Saturday!

If Liverpool lose to Man Utd Saturday their owners have promised that they will unite with their Scouse neighbours, Everton, and form a club called Liverton FC. They hope that this unification will produce a club capable of competing with their Ma...

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Funny story: Atkinson "sincerely" apologizes to Everton's Rodwell after red card rescinded

Atkinson "sincerely" apologizes to Everton's Rodwell after red card rescinded

Referee Martin Atkinson has issued a "sincere" apology to Everton midfielder Jack Rodwell after he controversially sent the 20-year-old off during Saturday's Merseyside Derby. The England under-21 international was shown a straight red card for...

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Funny story: Liverpool v Everton Merseyside Derby Match Abandoned

Liverpool v Everton Merseyside Derby Match Abandoned

The Merseyside derby between Everton and Liverpool was sensationally abandoned just after the half time restart today, when referee Martin Atkinson sent off all but one player. Pepe Reina, Liverpool goalkeeper was the only player left standing, af...

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Funny story: Spurs 4 Liverpool 0 - Harry Redknapp Reveals 'Secret' Training Regime

Spurs 4 Liverpool 0 - Harry Redknapp Reveals 'Secret' Training Regime

Over the moon Spurs boss, 'Happy' Harry Redknapp, basked in the glow of reflected glory this afternoon as Spurs hammered nine man Liverpool 4-0, with goals from Modric, Defoe, and a brace from Adebayor. It was a well deserved victory, as the White...

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Funny story: Transfer deadline sensation: Scousers attempt to bring the prodigal son home; Rooney!

Transfer deadline sensation: Scousers attempt to bring the prodigal son home; Rooney!

Liverpool's manager, Kenny "the Scot" Dalglish, has made an audacious bid to bring Liverpool's prodigal son back home by offering Man Utd everything they have! In the offer was the Anfield stadium, 100 million quid, the freedom of Liverpool for Si...

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Funny story: Dalglish admits in Andy Carroll he's bought a thick "headbutter" only good for "kick & Rush" (not Ian)!

Dalglish admits in Andy Carroll he's bought a thick "headbutter" only good for "kick & Rush" (not Ian)!

Geordies and Scousers don't mix. And now, Scot manager Kenny Dalglish has admitted that Andy Carroll is a misfit "head-butting case" and can only be used for cracking nuts. The 24 million spent on Carroll last season seems peanuts compared to Man...

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Funny story: Scousers Shocked Rigid As Gary Neville Says Nice Things About Liverpool On Sky Sports

Scousers Shocked Rigid As Gary Neville Says Nice Things About Liverpool On Sky Sports

Liverpool is a city in shock. Native Liverpudlians could be seen shaking their heads and mumbling to themselves as they went about their business this morning. It wasn't so much that King Kenny's lads had gone down to dat Lundun and dismantled the...

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Funny story: Arsenal - This Boat Is Sinking

Arsenal - This Boat Is Sinking

It's going to be another unsettled week for Arsenal fans, after an own goal by Aaron Ramsey and a neatly worked goal from Suarez condemned the Gunners to a 0-2 home defeat by Loonypool. Fans of the Arse have been imploring the club to spend some m...

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Funny story: Hull City Ready For Champions League Tilt After Trouncing Liverpool

Hull City Ready For Champions League Tilt After Trouncing Liverpool

Hull City fans are looking forward to the new season with glee after their team's 3-0 trouncing of Kenny Dalglish's Liverpool in their friendly at the KC Stadium on Saturday, with many believing that the Tigers could well be pushing for a Champions L...

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Funny story: Even non-football fans may enjoy Arsene Wenger and Kenny Dalglish's new idea

Even non-football fans may enjoy Arsene Wenger and Kenny Dalglish's new idea

News has leaked out that Aresene Wenger, manager of Arsenal FC and Kenny Dalglish, manager of Liverpool FC have come up with a unique way of 'merging' teams. This has never been done in the history of football and this upcoming season will determi...

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Funny story: Wenger To Sign Jan Molby To Shore Up Arsenal Midfield

Wenger To Sign Jan Molby To Shore Up Arsenal Midfield

With the departure of Cesc Fabregas to Barcelona looking increasingly likely, Gunners boss Arsene Wenger has been holding talks with former Danish international Jan Molby, as he becomes increasingly desperate to shore up the Arsenal midfield, and giv...

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Funny story: Angry Liverpool Fan Sues Club for Breach of Trust

Angry Liverpool Fan Sues Club for Breach of Trust

Unhappy Liverpool fan Julian Cowell-Bennett, 39, is opening legal proceedings against Liverpool football club on the grounds that the club have failed to deliver on the promise given to him when he began supporting the club in September 1978, at the...

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