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Funny story: LIVER-POOL, LIVER-POOL, LIVER-POOL!

LIVER-POOL, LIVER-POOL, LIVER-POOL!

Liverpool - home city of The Beatles, home of Liverpool and Everton Football Clubs, became the first major city in the UK to state that it was 100% unconvinced by Conservative leader David Cameron's rousing yet lacking in anything substantial speech,...

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Funny story: Glasgow named laziest city: Liverpool gutted

Glasgow named laziest city: Liverpool gutted

Liverpool City Council was today counting the cost of coming nowhere in the UK list of Laziest Cities. The report by Nuffield Health, a not-for-profit healthcare group, found that Glasgow was top of the list for lazy bastards around the UK and tha...

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Funny story: Gerrard quits football, brings out hit DJ remix - Now Dats Worra Call Muzik Soft Lad

Gerrard quits football, brings out hit DJ remix - Now Dats Worra Call Muzik Soft Lad

Steven Gerrard, Liverpool FC legend and 18 Yard Diving World Champion, shocked the football world yesterday by turning his back on premier league football, as he set off on a new career terrorising the top 40 with some wicked remixes. After sensat...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard in court for 'being an annoying Scouse git'

Steven Gerrard in court for 'being an annoying Scouse git'

Liverpool footballer and underachiever Steven 'Calm Down, Calm Down' Gerrard was today appearing in court, on what the judge called 'the worst case of Scouse gittery that it has been my misfortune to hear about'. CCTV footage shows Gerrard acting...

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Funny story: Frank Warren turns down Gerrard as only 1 in 3 punches land

Frank Warren turns down Gerrard as only 1 in 3 punches land

Liverpool: Warren pulls out of promoting Gerrard fight with Becks as news emerges from a packed Liverpool Crown Courtroom that Steven Gerrard had allegedly thrown three punches, yet only one hit the defendant, during the fight that led to his charg...

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Funny story: Csi Liverpool Cancelled

Csi Liverpool Cancelled

The BBC has cancelled its new primetime cop show Csi Liverpool after just one episode. The show is based on the popular format of the American Csi television shows which follow the adventures of crime scene investigators, but the Liverpool show put a...

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Funny story: Gareth Barry To Earn £80,000-A-Week

Gareth Barry To Earn £80,000-A-Week

There was extreme anger tonight in a West Midlands living room, when it was discovered, by listening to my radio, that the England midfielder, Gareth Barry, who has left Aston Villa for Manchester City, will be earning around £80,000-a-week at Eastla...

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Funny story: Scouse Outrage As Manchester United Make 'Ferry' Official Club Anthem

Scouse Outrage As Manchester United Make 'Ferry' Official Club Anthem

Long regarded as an homage to the city of Liverpool, Gerry And The Pacemakers 60's hit song 'Ferry Cross The Mersey' today dominates headlines worldwide after being adopted as the official club anthem of...arch rivals Manchester United! Liverpudli...

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Funny story: Multiple Sightings Of Tevez Reported In Liverpool

Multiple Sightings Of Tevez Reported In Liverpool

Switchboards at national newspapers and news websites have been inundated with messages reporting sightings of Manchester United striker Carlos Tevez in Liverpool, hot on the heels of rumours linking him with a move to the Merseyside club. Tevez w...

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Funny story: Kenny Dalglish Being Lined-Up As Next Liverpool Manager

Kenny Dalglish Being Lined-Up As Next Liverpool Manager

There were rumblings all across Merseyside tonight, as Liverpool legend Kenny Dalglish was rumoured to be returning to the club to take up a position in the Reds' youth set-up, but some people at the club believe there is more to it than that. Dal...

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Funny story: 'Justice for the 60,000' campaign begins in Liverpool

'Justice for the 60,000' campaign begins in Liverpool

At a huge meeting in Liverpool's Anfield stadium, a new pressure group calling itself 'Justice for the 60,000' was formed, and instantly called for a government enquiry and the release of secret files concerning the infamous first day of the First Ba...

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Funny story: Bradford and Glasgow dead fans not commemorated year after year

Bradford and Glasgow dead fans not commemorated year after year

Today, the anniversary of the fire that led to the death of 56 Bradford City and Lincoln fans, and the anniversary of the Ibrox Disaster, when 66 Rangers fans died in Glasgow, wasn't commemorated, and no-one tried to blame anyone for what were simply...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Hated In Liverpool

Wayne Rooney Hated In Liverpool

There was more reaction to the comments spoken by Wayne Rooney today, when, after the Manchester United and England star had said he hated Liverpool on Thursday, people in that city revealed their own feelings towards him - and they seemed to be pret...

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Funny story: Degree in Scousology introduced

Degree in Scousology introduced

Universities across Britain today introduced a new degree today - Scousology. New professor of Scousology at Oxford University, R A Billy, said: 'This is the way forward for education in this country, just like awarding Victoria Crosses to token n...

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Funny story: Liverpool Fans Organise Collection To Pay Steven Gerrard's Fine

Liverpool Fans Organise Collection To Pay Steven Gerrard's Fine

Steven Gerrard, the Liverpool and England player, had some uplifting news this morning, when it was announced that a section of the club's supporters have decided to organise a collection to pay for the impoverished star's fine. Liverpool revealed...

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Funny story: Bonfire goes up in flames - again!

Bonfire goes up in flames - again!

A giant bonfire erected each Christmas in Liverpool has been burned down - yet again. The 13m-high (43ft) bonfire in Liverpool has been torched 23 times since it was first erected in 1966. It has also been hit by a car and had bits of wood stolen...

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Funny story: Gangs and Guns Rule Scouseland's Streets

Gangs and Guns Rule Scouseland's Streets

Chief Inspector Rigby Ratstamper, commander of Liverpool North's Plod Squad, told the media "Guns are the weapon of choice for the teenage gangs of Europe's Capital of Culture 2008." "Of course if the little scrotes can't afford a gun then any old w...

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