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Funny story: The Reason Lindsay Lohan and Her Mom Got Into A Big Fight

The Reason Lindsay Lohan and Her Mom Got Into A Big Fight

LONG ISLAND, New York - Lindsay Lohan is a perfect example of that old Cambodian saying "Like mother - like daughter." Lohan, who seems to stay on the front page, got in to a verbal altercation with her lookalike mom Dina Lohan, 49, just outside o...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Was Groped In Her Hotel Room

Lindsay Lohan Says She Was Groped In Her Hotel Room

NEW YORK CITY - Like a moth to a flame, trouble seems to seek out Lindsay Lohan as if she is the only celebrity in the world of LaLaLand. Lohan, who has had two vehicular accidents, stolen a $2,500 necklace, participated in a game of Spin The Jose...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Denies Hit and Run

Lindsay Lohan Denies Hit and Run

NEW YORK CITY - Lindsay Lohan seems to attract trouble wherever she goes. Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole stated that Lindsay could be sitting in a convent having dinner with a bunch of nuns and she would probably be accused of spiking...

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Funny story: Russell Brand and Lindsay Lohan To Star In "Sell By Date"

Russell Brand and Lindsay Lohan To Star In "Sell By Date"

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for Russell "Sniffles" Brand has just told the Hollywood entertainment media that he will be appearing in Sheboygan Saddlewood's epic motion picture Sell By Date. The spokesperson identified as Colton B. Billingee said...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants Her Mom In Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Wants Her Mom In Rehab

HOLLYWOOD - In a perfect example of the pot calling the kettle black, Tinsel Town starlet Lindsay Lohan has stated that she is trying to get her mom to enter into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. Lindsay told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroo...

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Funny story: The, "Prince Harry Party Girls", From Las Vegas Come Forward

The, "Prince Harry Party Girls", From Las Vegas Come Forward

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. That's been the calling card for Sin City for the last few years. Usually it's the truth, you go to Vegas, party you're ass off and go home, "no harm no foul". Recently though some one broke the sacred code a...

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Funny story: LiLo Trashes Trailer Trash

LiLo Trashes Trailer Trash

According to J.Dickinson,a super fan called Angel bought the lavish 38-foot travel trailer, where Lizie's romance with Dickie began eons ago, for $50,000 in June. However, due to previous star power contracts, Angel was obligated to allow the use...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Dating Sean Penn

Lindsay Lohan Dating Sean Penn

LOS ANGELES - It is no secret that Hollywood "Bad Girl" Lindsay Lohan is starting to have a hard time financially. And it stems from her extra-curricular activities such as free-fall partying, midnight drinking binges, and noon day fiestas. Lin...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Blames Her Vagina For the $50.000 Chateu Marmont Bill

Lindsay Lohan Blames Her Vagina For the $50.000 Chateu Marmont Bill

Lindsay Lohan is shuffling the blame game from point A to point B once again. This time it's hotel bill, hotel bill, who owes the hotel bill. According to Lindsay she was under the impression the production Liz and Dick was picking up the tab in p...

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Funny story: Dictionary Changes Word Misunderstanding to Lindsay Lohan

Dictionary Changes Word Misunderstanding to Lindsay Lohan

The scholars that decide what words will be added to the English dictionary have come to the conclusion that the word misunderstanding will be better served if it is changed to Lindsay Lohan. Seems a like a strange decision on the surface but if...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Declaired A Biological Weather Front By National Weather Service

Lindsay Lohan Declaired A Biological Weather Front By National Weather Service

In an unprecedented move today the National Weather Service has for the first time, declared a human being a overwhelming force of nature. They deemed Lindsay Lohan a localized, biocane. A biocane is a human hurricane. A hurricane is a weather fro...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Opens Used Jewelry Store

Lindsay Lohan Opens Used Jewelry Store

Lindsay Lohan has decided it's time to unload some of the booty she's been hoarding over the last couple of years. She's opening a shop on trendy Melrose Blvd in LA. that will offer high end bobbles and trinkets. It's been widely publicized...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Fears She's Starting To Look Like Jessica Simpson

Lindsay Lohan Fears She's Starting To Look Like Jessica Simpson

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan actually went a week without having an automobile accident. The much troubled starlet says that she is trying to keep away from some of her friends who are a bad influence on her. Lohan mentioned Paris Hilton, Chelsea...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wins $75,000 On Celebrity Jeopardy

Lindsay Lohan Wins $75,000 On Celebrity Jeopardy

CULVER CITY, California - Lindsay Lohan is most definitely one very lucky young lady. She has recently been involved in two automobile accidents where she ran into the back of an 18-wheeler loaded with Russian Roulette Vodka and then into the back of...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Photo Surfaces, Intended For Boyfriends Eyes Only, Paris Hilton Manipulation?

Miley Cyrus Photo Surfaces, Intended For Boyfriends Eyes Only, Paris Hilton Manipulation?

Miley Cyrus has obviously enlisted The Paris Hilton Agency, the agency that keeps Hollywood trailer trashers in the spotlight. As I've reported repeatedly, Paris Hilton has opened a agency that keeps attention whores in the spotlight, Kim Kardash...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, The Mastermind Behind Stephan Feck's, "The Worst Dive In Olympic History".

Paris Hilton, The Mastermind Behind Stephan Feck's, "The Worst Dive In Olympic History".

Once again the world at large has been deviously deceived by none other than the Queen of sensation publicity, Paris Hilton. As I reported before Paris has opened a covert, underground publicity agency that only caters to specific, willing cliente...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Threading On Very Thin Ice

Lindsay Lohan Is Threading On Very Thin Ice

LOS ANGELES - It has not been a good year for Lindsay Lohan as the freckle-faced, troubled girl has already been involved in two automobile accidents. And in both cases she rear-ended the other vehicle which leads many to believe that she is just...

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