In his most strongly worded statement yet on the turmoil in North Africa president Obama made the position of the United States very clear today in a speech from the oval office to the press. The United States has finally come to terms with this situation and cannot sit idly by while so many innocent people suffer. We cannot continue to put up with More and More Grafitti. People have started...
London - City of London moves freezing Libyan assets scored a massive injury-time goal today with the freezing of Harry's charitable bank accounts. Harry was to have captained a Windsor polo team against local Dubai despot Shaikh Mohammed McTomb-R...
London - The Chief Executive of the LSE has resigned amid an official probe into the organization's links to Libya. Sir Fatcat Arsewobbler said he recognised he'd made an arse of himself over sucking up to the bandit dictator. The LSE immediate...
Celebrities from the world of entertainment are rushing to distance themselves from the discredited regime of Colonel Gaddafi. Hot on the heels of Nellie Furtado returning £1 million received for performing for the Libyan leader, Beyonce and Maria...
In a surprise move announced today, Colonel Gadaffi said he was throwing in the towel - or at least that bright orange thing he sometimes wears on his head - and is accepting the job offered to him by Lord Coe to become manager of the Dockland's Ligh...
TRIPOLI, Libya - A spokeswoman for The Vampire Diaries has announced that the rumor about Libya's Colonel Moammar Gadhafi, 68, making an appearance on the Nina Dobrev - Ian Somerhalder show are in fact true. Loretta L. Luftnagle did in fact confir...
Moammar Gadhafi or "Old Gad-About" to his intimate friend, now claims that he has personally led his forces to retake several small towns around the Libyan Capital, while riding a white horse! "We were victorious against the whole al-Qaida army pl...
Chernobyl, Ukraine - Libyan QueasyJet Airlines today denied perverted abuse of Colonel Gaddafi's personal nurse Galyna Kolotnytska. The 44DD-24-34 peroxide paramedic has lodged an official complaint about being manhandled and threatened with bond...
As Great Britain prepares for military intervention in the Libya crisis, apparently about to send troops and ordnance into the North African state in order to reestablish harmony and stability - PM David "Do Nothing Dave" Cameron has attempted to all...
London - A NATO blockade of Palace bank accounts is on the cards following HM's madcap TV rant. The move follows discovery of massive Libyan oil scams to finance the upcoming royal wedding. Diplomats immediately dubbed her 'delusional' and 'unf...
Benghazi Kazi - A sordid uniform spat saw Muammar Gaddafi fire thirty of his elite virgin female bodyguards today. Their tight-fitting westernised uniforms were driving the Colonel nuts and wreaking havoc with Mrs Gaddafi (Mk#2). In their defen...
There comes a time in the career of a Prime Minister when a decision, that might or might not make his career, has to be taken. The man in charge needs to make some very difficult choices. Call me Dave is wrestling with a choice now. Whether or n...
It was confirmed today that Mark Thatcher the only son of Lady Thatcher, the scourge of UK primary industry set off last weekend to Libya.It has been revealed that Sir Mark and his convoy of six 4 x 4s and 2 buses left early Saturday morning headin...
Chancellor George Osborne has appropriated Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi's cash pile in order to reverse the UK Government's proposed spending cuts. In a move calculated to win all party support, the Country's spending revisions have been scrapped...
Coalition Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has defended his decision to go on holiday during the Libyan crisis, while Prime Minister David Cameron was on a tour of the Middle East. Clegg vehemently denied he had been irresponsible by going skiing...
A recent defector from Colonel Gaddafi's regime is said to have revealed that there was a connection between the umbrella the colonel was using a few days ago and the later urgings he was giving to his remaining followers to dance in the streets of T...
Benghazi-in-the-Kazi - An early 1960s recording by the young and handsome Muammar singing with the Ronettes has gone straight to the top of the charts in Libya tonight. Private (as he was then) Gaddafi released his version of the 1946 Eddie Miller...
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